Dani
@tallcansholdhands.bsky.social
30, into the sims, bg3, anime, gatorlyte, and shitposting. And other things I can’t think of rn
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Idk if it’s the CGI or the overall style but the fallout show reminds me of Spy Kids and I fuck with it.
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Idk if it’s the CGI or the overall style but the fallout show reminds me of Spy Kids and I fuck with it.
No pressure on me whatsoever to be cool in the future and not find stupid questions that I “need” to ask her about
December 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
No pressure on me whatsoever to be cool in the future and not find stupid questions that I “need” to ask her about
Help the hot girl at work is a lesbian (learned tn at corporate Christmas party) and she didn’t go to the afters and auto-correct carried this post.
December 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Help the hot girl at work is a lesbian (learned tn at corporate Christmas party) and she didn’t go to the afters and auto-correct carried this post.
At the movies for the first time in years. When did it get so fancy?
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
At the movies for the first time in years. When did it get so fancy?
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Another thing, after we take the world back, no more making youtube thumbnails like that. Doesn't have to be the first thing we do but let's put it on the list.
October 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Another thing, after we take the world back, no more making youtube thumbnails like that. Doesn't have to be the first thing we do but let's put it on the list.
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the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction
October 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction
They should make an espresso martini without caffeine
October 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
They should make an espresso martini without caffeine
HELLO how do digital downloads of a cd “sell out”? How are you sold out of a file -get away from me
October 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
HELLO how do digital downloads of a cd “sell out”? How are you sold out of a file -get away from me
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NEW—US Department of Education sent out standard Out of Office language to employees on Wednesday in light of shutdown. Later yesterday, workers tell me they found someone had updated their auto-responses without consent to a new one blaming Democrats.
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Version of original on left, updated on right:
October 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
NEW—US Department of Education sent out standard Out of Office language to employees on Wednesday in light of shutdown. Later yesterday, workers tell me they found someone had updated their auto-responses without consent to a new one blaming Democrats.
Version of original on left, updated on right:
Version of original on left, updated on right:
Made a haircut appt for tomorrow a few weeks ago and I still have no clue how to cut it like how do you ask for a masculine haircut that could plausibly be for a straight cis woman without getting a pixie
October 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Made a haircut appt for tomorrow a few weeks ago and I still have no clue how to cut it like how do you ask for a masculine haircut that could plausibly be for a straight cis woman without getting a pixie
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Government shutdown 👎
Government shut up 👍
Government shut up 👍
October 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Government shutdown 👎
Government shut up 👍
Government shut up 👍
Also why is it that the 11 year old ps4 is updating so often? Like thanks I guess but I just wanna play my games
September 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Also why is it that the 11 year old ps4 is updating so often? Like thanks I guess but I just wanna play my games
My car’s aux recently died on me and honestly? Think I might just rock some CD’s for a bit. Easy fix but I’m already thinking of dropping the smart phone so why not test it out.
September 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My car’s aux recently died on me and honestly? Think I might just rock some CD’s for a bit. Easy fix but I’m already thinking of dropping the smart phone so why not test it out.
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Switching to my other little apps after another day of following the news
August 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Switching to my other little apps after another day of following the news
Help I’m at a well lit pool hall
August 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Help I’m at a well lit pool hall
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it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught
July 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught
I lost my best bud today
June 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I lost my best bud today
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Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309
May 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309
Gonna convert to Catholicism for the aesthetic
May 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Gonna convert to Catholicism for the aesthetic
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100 years of clean American ears and now the woke left is canceling qtips if you can believe it. They won't rest until your ear canal is as filthy as the Panama canal which is ripping us off by the way.
May 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
100 years of clean American ears and now the woke left is canceling qtips if you can believe it. They won't rest until your ear canal is as filthy as the Panama canal which is ripping us off by the way.
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truer words
April 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
truer words
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young men don’t need a “left Joe Rogan” they need sports betting regulation
April 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
young men don’t need a “left Joe Rogan” they need sports betting regulation
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Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.
April 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.
Hey what’s up with all the new bots
April 7, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Hey what’s up with all the new bots