Steve Tallantyre
@tallantyre.bsky.social
From Northumberland to Barcelona. Typically following Newcastle United, England cricket and global events in disbelief. Centrist dad. Copywriter and UX writer.
I said before the game, though didn't think it would happen, that hammering this lot would get loads of monkeys off our back at once: our record against them, our record away, our inability to score lots in the PL, having Pickford always be MOTM. So far, so good... #nufc
November 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I said before the game, though didn't think it would happen, that hammering this lot would get loads of monkeys off our back at once: our record against them, our record away, our inability to score lots in the PL, having Pickford always be MOTM. So far, so good... #nufc
That finish by Woldemade
a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
ALT: a cartoon of a chef with a needle in his mouth is playing at 4:32
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November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
That finish by Woldemade
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
How long before Trump invites Corbyn and Sultana to have a UFC fight in the White House to settle this thing?
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
How long before Trump invites Corbyn and Sultana to have a UFC fight in the White House to settle this thing?
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techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
Mutters reminder to self: "Don't call them morons. Don't call them morons. No-one ever convinced people by insulting their leaders and calling them morons."
But, but, but... sometimes....
But, but, but... sometimes....
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Mutters reminder to self: "Don't call them morons. Don't call them morons. No-one ever convinced people by insulting their leaders and calling them morons."
But, but, but... sometimes....
But, but, but... sometimes....
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Several #Highlander items are currently being auctioned at Propstore including Connor’s trench coat and the Kurgan’s jacket. I need a job again so I can afford to bid on some of this stuff (maybe not the 20k trench coat)…
propstoreauction.com/search?key=H...
propstoreauction.com/search?key=H...
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Several #Highlander items are currently being auctioned at Propstore including Connor’s trench coat and the Kurgan’s jacket. I need a job again so I can afford to bid on some of this stuff (maybe not the 20k trench coat)…
propstoreauction.com/search?key=H...
propstoreauction.com/search?key=H...
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As so often with Newcastle recently, lots of huffing and puffing and pressing and running, but not enough to compensate for silly mistakes, woeful choice of passing and the general inability to keep possession. When the drilled patterns fail, we're not clever enough to adapt or improvise. #nufc
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
As so often with Newcastle recently, lots of huffing and puffing and pressing and running, but not enough to compensate for silly mistakes, woeful choice of passing and the general inability to keep possession. When the drilled patterns fail, we're not clever enough to adapt or improvise. #nufc
Newcastle players were all milling about relaxed in the tunnel before the second half kick off, totally switched off. We're rubbish in that mode. We can only play fired up. #nufc
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Newcastle players were all milling about relaxed in the tunnel before the second half kick off, totally switched off. We're rubbish in that mode. We can only play fired up. #nufc
They say Eddie can't use subs properly but he's brought our away form on early for the second half, very astute, no messing about. #nufv
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
They say Eddie can't use subs properly but he's brought our away form on early for the second half, very astute, no messing about. #nufv
Can any of the more politically informed football cognoscenti explain why, if Marseille is consistently so dangerous for away fans that they are routinely told to expect unprovoked violence, they are not banned from Europe? If it were an English club, they'd be out on their arse. #nufc
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Can any of the more politically informed football cognoscenti explain why, if Marseille is consistently so dangerous for away fans that they are routinely told to expect unprovoked violence, they are not banned from Europe? If it were an English club, they'd be out on their arse. #nufc
We're clearly not keeping Ramsdale after his loan. Howe is all in on Pope for PL and CL, even with a genuinely good alternative on the bench. Decent kicking to get the ball up they pitch seems like it could be useful tonight, but in Eddie we trust. #nufc
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
We're clearly not keeping Ramsdale after his loan. Howe is all in on Pope for PL and CL, even with a genuinely good alternative on the bench. Decent kicking to get the ball up they pitch seems like it could be useful tonight, but in Eddie we trust. #nufc
Surprised not to see Botman starting tonight. Schar did well against city but I thought Sven would get his turn in the cups. Wonder if he's carrying a knock? He's looked slower than usual recently. #nufc
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Surprised not to see Botman starting tonight. Schar did well against city but I thought Sven would get his turn in the cups. Wonder if he's carrying a knock? He's looked slower than usual recently. #nufc
The BBC's own spinelessness will destroy it.
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The BBC's own spinelessness will destroy it.
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OMG. The Guardian have confused Kenneth Clark, presenter of the 1969 series 'Civilisation' with Tory ex-MP & former Chancellor Kenneth Clarke in their review of the new BBC series 'Civilisations:Rise & Fall'
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
OMG. The Guardian have confused Kenneth Clark, presenter of the 1969 series 'Civilisation' with Tory ex-MP & former Chancellor Kenneth Clarke in their review of the new BBC series 'Civilisations:Rise & Fall'
As a result of there being no cricket today, I have had a lie in then a very productive, intense Sunday spent cooking food for the whole family for the next few days.
Please, England, don't ever do this to me again.
#Ashes
Please, England, don't ever do this to me again.
#Ashes
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
As a result of there being no cricket today, I have had a lie in then a very productive, intense Sunday spent cooking food for the whole family for the next few days.
Please, England, don't ever do this to me again.
#Ashes
Please, England, don't ever do this to me again.
#Ashes
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🎶Papal reign, papal reign…🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
🎶Papal reign, papal reign…🎶
Barnes had his best game for us tonight. He's not a winger, doesn't have the pace or passing range, but as an inside forward getting in front of Woldemade he's a menace. #nufc
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Barnes had his best game for us tonight. He's not a winger, doesn't have the pace or passing range, but as an inside forward getting in front of Woldemade he's a menace. #nufc
YESSSS! That's the Newcastle I want to see. Full backs with functioning legs made all the difference tactically and the team fighting spirit was back. Great judgement of when to press and when to hold shape, too. Eddie has done a great job there. #nufc
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
YESSSS! That's the Newcastle I want to see. Full backs with functioning legs made all the difference tactically and the team fighting spirit was back. Great judgement of when to press and when to hold shape, too. Eddie has done a great job there. #nufc