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Buckthorn murderer.
Nothing quite like a bright moonlit night with snow on the ground.
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Whelp, my girls will not be applying to grandpa’s school then.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Getting old means… learning to appreciate cabbage.
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Your hair, it's everywhere.
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
While in high school I floated the idea of creating a Counter Strike map with the same layout as my school to some friends. Someone narc'ed on me (reasonably so) and I got a suspension warning.

Fast forward 20 years and now some school districts are straight up LARPing on campus.
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Idea: what if MNDOT doesn’t salt or clear the roadways leading into and out of the area around Fort Snelling this year?
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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[NFL] Darnell Washington glorious stiff arm! twitter.com/NFL/status/1...
November 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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inside JJ McCarthy's brain
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Here's my proposal to save America:

Cigarette variety packs.

5 in a pack:
1x "heavy"
2x "light"
2x "bitchy"
1x menthol
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:

u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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the unearned, mythologized hype around a handful of young quarterbacks is another landmark detailing the emotional impacts of wealth hoarding and imperialism as they reduce the practical materialism of a society that is alleged to benefit from such barbarism. in this essay i will-[immediately tazed]
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m taking personal credit for this.
NO. 3 SENATE DEMOCRAT AMY KLOBUCHAR SAYS SHE WILL VOTE ‘NO’ ON THE FUNDING DEAL
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Four year old is wandering around the house in a Bluey dress, Disney heels, and singing “can I kick it? Yes I can!”.

Clop, clop, clop.
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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“Let us not forget that the great seal of the US says E Pluribus Unum. That means Out of many, one

Every life matters no matter where you came from, no matter how you got here, no matter how you identify. You have the right to live a life that is free”

DC Sandwich Guy Sean Dunn
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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sandwch guy is the gyro we need
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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NEARLY A MILLION NEW YORKERS TO REPORTEDLY FLEE NYC AS MAMDANI BECOMES MAYOR — POSSIBLY IGNITING MASS EXODUS, PER NYP
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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stay tuned
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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right now Big Cat and PFT Commenter are helping change Dave Portnoy's overflowing adult diaper
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM