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tacobluesky.bsky.social
@tacobluesky.bsky.social
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Dear Humans of Earth,

How do you feel about a drunken idiot being in charge of the largest military on the planet? What if he gets wasted and accidentally launches the nukes.

God is worried about y’all.
March 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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I feel like this tweet did not get enough attention this week
March 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Misty Lou
2010-2025
March 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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This may be the fastest Presidency to recession in American history
March 4, 2025 at 10:53 AM
March 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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customer: your darkest roast please

barista: whoever created man wasted a good asshole when they put teeth in your mouth
March 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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The Planet Parade is here!

It's fun looking at them during the day using Skyview app.
February 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
February 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Some sound advice:
February 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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I'm sorry, but "they took over the whole federal payments system, fired the career staff, and won't let anybody see what they're doing" is not a situation in which you wait for more information. It's a situation in which you assume the worst. There's no explanation for it other than rampant crimes.
February 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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👀
February 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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I don't feel like I did in 2016.

I feel like I did when the plane struck the second tower.

By then, we all realized what was happening.

Deep breath. Head down. Find your safe spot. Scream.
January 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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And now to start a needlepoint project for a friend.
January 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I haven’t lived through the collapse of a civilisation before

I study history so I have read the guidebooks, but they don’t quite capture the experience of being there
January 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Donold is blaming a plane crash that killed 67 people on “DEI” with zero evidence.

He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.

It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.
January 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Robert Kennedy said if he had a time
machine he would go back and stop his kids from getting their vaccine shots. Really, Robert? Those are the shots you would stop in the past when it comes to your family?
January 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
January 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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We have plunged into an alternate reality that looks a lot like the old reality, only it’s the fucked up Twilight Zone version one w a heaping side of gaslighting.
If you call a concentration camp a "detention center," it's still a concentration camp. Just like if you call the Gulf of Mexico, the "Gulf of America," it's still the Gulf of Mexico.
January 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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I’m angry. And frustrated. And impatient. And angsty. And…angry. Outraged.

And determined.

I will continue to fight.
January 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Hi, I’m God.

I don’t care how you fight Nazis as long as you fight them.
January 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Me: *Slides alien $5 and a pudding cup* Take me off this planet please.
January 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Because they were taking your jobs…
January 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Torn between wanting to stick my head in the sand because I already knew what was coming and I don’t want to see it come to fruition and wanting to be prepared for what is coming is a hard place to be.
January 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM