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Sherri
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An American in Canada. Cold. Cranky. Owner of a tiny table. Controlled by Jackson, the big headed dog.

Bedford Nova Scotia
Blame it on the Bossa Nova

This line, and this line only has been in my h3ad for hours.
December 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I put on what I thought would be an interesting documentary on Stanley Kubrick, and omg, we're neckdeep in conspiracy theories. Like Jim Morrison faked his death, the moon landing was faked, the CIA is controlling us all conspiracy theories. And I cant look away.
December 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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I'm going to be an asshole and say if you look up the Donner Party history through an indigenous lens it's less a tragedy and more a story of white colonialists getting what they deserved. Wel mel ti/ washoe oral history says they tried to feed them but they shot at them.
The Donner party tragedy, while obviously a tragedy, also ginned up sympathies for settlers in a time of westward colonialism and genocide of Native Americans.
Based on John Sinclair's journal, Dec 26, 1846 was the day starving members of the Donner Party chose "either to die, or preserve life by eating the bodies of the dead; slowly and reluctantly they adopted the latter alternative." t.co/L40lvPBopW
December 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I just can't eat one more bite of cheese. I can't. My gastrointestinal system won't allow it. I'm all cheesed out. I tap.
December 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Spooning rules - the big spoon can't breathe in a way that's felt, the little spoon can't let their hair touch the big spoon.
December 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Stymied is a word that needs to be used more.
December 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
When did clementines become a holiday snack? This seems so weird and new to me. It went from never hearing about it, to now it's everywhere.
December 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Being a light sleeper in a land where snow removal happens at any damn time is not a great combo. Anyway, good morning, I guess.
December 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I love Christmas more than most people, but OMG, this has been the longest day EVER.
December 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Merry Christmas! Jackson found a special Christmas tree branch.
December 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Im pretty sure Jackson asked Santa for this Christmas snow.
December 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Merry Christmas, from Snackson and his Christmas snacks.
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
This shitbag account asked me why I was in Canada and told me to go home and fight for my own country. How very MAGA of them. Anyway, blocked.
December 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Let the Jackson torture begin!
Yes, hes whining to open them. And yes, they're all his.
December 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
JUST ONE MORE SLEEP TIL CHRISTMAS!!!
December 24, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The worst thing about period underwear: they hold in farts. You can fart 20 minutes before, pull them down to pee, and BAM! fresh fart smell escapes.
December 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
And now for my favorite movie of all time. Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas.
Christmas may now commence.
December 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You know it's been a night when you're on your 4th pair of period underwear since going to sleep 6 hrs ago.
December 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
White Christmas is nothing more than military propaganda.
December 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
One time I make a comment about a Bills Christmas movie, and now Big Brother google is all "I see you like the Bills!" No, I don't, Google. I hate football. Leave me alone, weirdo.
December 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Well, it happened. For the 38th year in a row, I will have my period on Christmas Day. That's not even statistically fucking possible, but here we are.
December 21, 2025 at 12:30 PM
A show I'm watching just referred to the Cabbage Patch craze as "The Cabbage Patch Riots of 1983"
December 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Now watching "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians". Im not sure if it's good awful, or bad awful.
December 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
🎵I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun.
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister 101.🎵
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Jackson is trying to figure out how he can drag this stick
December 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM