Sherri
@grinchkicker.bsky.social
An American in Canada. Cold. Cranky. Owner of a tiny table. Controlled by Jackson, the big headed dog.
Bedford Nova Scotia
Bedford Nova Scotia
"Holiday touchdown: A Bill's love story." Good god, it sounds completely awful. I'll totally watch it.
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"Holiday touchdown: A Bill's love story." Good god, it sounds completely awful. I'll totally watch it.
I would just like to wish a lifetime of exploding diarrhea on a particular someone. Just putting that out in the universe to come true.
November 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I would just like to wish a lifetime of exploding diarrhea on a particular someone. Just putting that out in the universe to come true.
JESUSCUNTFUCKMOTHERFUCKINGCOCKSUCKCHRIST
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
JESUSCUNTFUCKMOTHERFUCKINGCOCKSUCKCHRIST
My very first set of wheels. Man, the places my unsupervised, latchkey ass went on this thing. Mine had matching handlebar grips, with matching streamers running down.
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My very first set of wheels. Man, the places my unsupervised, latchkey ass went on this thing. Mine had matching handlebar grips, with matching streamers running down.
A little woods puppy and her boyfriend hanging out in the backyard.
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
A little woods puppy and her boyfriend hanging out in the backyard.
How tired and grumpy am I? I just called the dog a fucking cunt.
November 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
How tired and grumpy am I? I just called the dog a fucking cunt.
Dogs named Jackson also like heated blankets.
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Dogs named Jackson also like heated blankets.
I hate the morning game of get this heat pump to work again because the overnight temps fell in the 30sF. Thank all the gods for a heated blanket.
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I hate the morning game of get this heat pump to work again because the overnight temps fell in the 30sF. Thank all the gods for a heated blanket.
I just had a whole conversation with myself thinking Ian was in the room with me. He's not even on the same floor!
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I just had a whole conversation with myself thinking Ian was in the room with me. He's not even on the same floor!
The plastic piss sleeve over his bandage.
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The plastic piss sleeve over his bandage.
He's moaning at the same time his rubber chicken moans.
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
He's moaning at the same time his rubber chicken moans.
I live in the type of neighborhood that when a neighbor's dog dies, other neighbors appear at your door with tears in their eyes to let you know.
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I live in the type of neighborhood that when a neighbor's dog dies, other neighbors appear at your door with tears in their eyes to let you know.
I cannot seem to draw this god damned foot on the puffin for my Christmas ornament. I'm thinking I may just put grass where a foot should be.
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I cannot seem to draw this god damned foot on the puffin for my Christmas ornament. I'm thinking I may just put grass where a foot should be.
My brain has chosen violence this morning. Fuck a migraine.
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
My brain has chosen violence this morning. Fuck a migraine.
Ive had Patio Lanterns stuck in my head all day. Except I only know like one line, so it's just a replay of that line over and over and over. Kill me, please.
November 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Ive had Patio Lanterns stuck in my head all day. Except I only know like one line, so it's just a replay of that line over and over and over. Kill me, please.
Our house is now perfectly Christmas'd. It just needs the trees put up.
November 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Our house is now perfectly Christmas'd. It just needs the trees put up.
Reposted by Sherri
Mall Management is currently scouring security footage for the elderly lady who dropped off those special brownies.
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Mall Management is currently scouring security footage for the elderly lady who dropped off those special brownies.
Ian: the three most common things I hear from you.
1. I'm tired.
2. My back hurts.
3. My farts are hot.
All totally true.
1. I'm tired.
2. My back hurts.
3. My farts are hot.
All totally true.
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Ian: the three most common things I hear from you.
1. I'm tired.
2. My back hurts.
3. My farts are hot.
All totally true.
1. I'm tired.
2. My back hurts.
3. My farts are hot.
All totally true.
As an old, I write in cursive. If I were to address an envelope, like say a Christmas card, I'd 100% write everything in cursive: town name, road name, person's name. Would the mail carrier even be able to read that? How weird to live in a world where everyone doesnt know cursive.
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
As an old, I write in cursive. If I were to address an envelope, like say a Christmas card, I'd 100% write everything in cursive: town name, road name, person's name. Would the mail carrier even be able to read that? How weird to live in a world where everyone doesnt know cursive.
Ian has this heat pump on 18.3 C like we're the god damned Rockafellers. Bitch, we have NS power. Put on a sweater, because we're not going higher than 17C.
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Ian has this heat pump on 18.3 C like we're the god damned Rockafellers. Bitch, we have NS power. Put on a sweater, because we're not going higher than 17C.
If someone could bring me a cup of coffee, that'd be swell. I don't want to get up from under this lovely duvet.
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 AM
If someone could bring me a cup of coffee, that'd be swell. I don't want to get up from under this lovely duvet.
I have tried to thwart a Florida friend's visit, by letting them know I cannot guarantee the weather here ever being above 80°F. Thwarting failed. They've picked mid July.
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I have tried to thwart a Florida friend's visit, by letting them know I cannot guarantee the weather here ever being above 80°F. Thwarting failed. They've picked mid July.
I beg your pardon!
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I beg your pardon!
It is 4:42 pm, and it is too dark for me to drive safely.
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
It is 4:42 pm, and it is too dark for me to drive safely.
I have Ian working from one side of the house while I sit on the other so we can both watch for this dog to lick. Not quite as comfortable as his office chair, but what are you gonna do. Licky dog's gonna lick.
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I have Ian working from one side of the house while I sit on the other so we can both watch for this dog to lick. Not quite as comfortable as his office chair, but what are you gonna do. Licky dog's gonna lick.