Woody The Xmas Tree
@woodyxmastree.bsky.social
🦋 account for chatty coniferous with a penchant for seasonal small talk with the young & young at heart. Views expressed are not of Mall or dude inside me
Pinned
I’m back, birches.
Don’t forget to get baked this holiday season
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Don’t forget to get baked this holiday season
Not sure if anyone else can see it but the Ghost Of Penhorn Mall hangs out here almost everyday. I swear if I have to hear one more Sears Portrait Studios story.
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Not sure if anyone else can see it but the Ghost Of Penhorn Mall hangs out here almost everyday. I swear if I have to hear one more Sears Portrait Studios story.
Reposted by Woody The Xmas Tree
Me when the weed gummy hits:
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Me when the weed gummy hits:
Black Friday Mall crowds aren’t that crazy. Take it from someone who survived the great Cabbage Patch Kids mob of 1983.
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Black Friday Mall crowds aren’t that crazy. Take it from someone who survived the great Cabbage Patch Kids mob of 1983.
Since there are no kids lined up for twenty blocks to see me right now I’m just randomly critiquing peoples gift purchases as they walk by.
This could be a show.
This could be a show.
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Since there are no kids lined up for twenty blocks to see me right now I’m just randomly critiquing peoples gift purchases as they walk by.
This could be a show.
This could be a show.
When you find a Salon in the Mall.
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
When you find a Salon in the Mall.
Reposted by Woody The Xmas Tree
Behold the reaper... and his name is Woody!
Don't forget to take your kids to worship - er, I mean, see Woody at the Mall!
#nightmarefuel #halifax #dartmouth #novascotia
Don't forget to take your kids to worship - er, I mean, see Woody at the Mall!
#nightmarefuel #halifax #dartmouth #novascotia
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Behold the reaper... and his name is Woody!
Don't forget to take your kids to worship - er, I mean, see Woody at the Mall!
#nightmarefuel #halifax #dartmouth #novascotia
Don't forget to take your kids to worship - er, I mean, see Woody at the Mall!
#nightmarefuel #halifax #dartmouth #novascotia
Reposted by Woody The Xmas Tree
Canadian folk, what’s up with this Christmas tradition?
If that head spit water it’d be hilarious tho
If that head spit water it’d be hilarious tho
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Canadian folk, what’s up with this Christmas tradition?
If that head spit water it’d be hilarious tho
If that head spit water it’d be hilarious tho
Reposted by Woody The Xmas Tree
Woody needs eyebrows for this.
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Woody needs eyebrows for this.
Reposted by Woody The Xmas Tree
This one’s for Woody the talking tree ;) iykyk
November 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
This one’s for Woody the talking tree ;) iykyk
👏
@gillomachino.bsky.social and I were at the Big Dartmouth Mall today and saw Woody, who was snoring loud enough that we joked he needed a Cpap.
Gil made a VERY funny joke.
What do you call it when Woody takes a nap?
Slumber!
Gil made a VERY funny joke.
What do you call it when Woody takes a nap?
Slumber!
November 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
👏
Stink
Stank
Junk
💚
Stank
Junk
💚
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Stink
Stank
Junk
💚
Stank
Junk
💚
A crate of clementines but the clementines are Terry’s chocolate oranges.
Bring it to me.
Bring it to me.
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
A crate of clementines but the clementines are Terry’s chocolate oranges.
Bring it to me.
Bring it to me.