Woody The Xmas Tree
@woodyxmastree.bsky.social
🦋 account for chatty coniferous with a penchant for seasonal small talk with the young & young at heart. Views expressed are not of Mall or dude inside me
Thanks fir the visit, everyone!
It was a very good day. 💚💚💚
It was a very good day. 💚💚💚
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Thanks fir the visit, everyone!
It was a very good day. 💚💚💚
It was a very good day. 💚💚💚
"Now cracks a creepy heart. Good night, sweet prince, and flights of Cinnabons send thee to thy contractually agreed upon rest."
December 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"Now cracks a creepy heart. Good night, sweet prince, and flights of Cinnabons send thee to thy contractually agreed upon rest."
Another one of my minions job shadowing.
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Another one of my minions job shadowing.
WHO DID THIS??!
call me
call me
December 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
WHO DID THIS??!
call me
call me
That number seems low… I MEAN MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
November 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
That number seems low… I MEAN MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Mmm, peanuts…
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Mmm, peanuts…
Peggys Cove black rocks prevention team should def give me a call.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Peggys Cove black rocks prevention team should def give me a call.
Don’t forget to get baked this holiday season
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Don’t forget to get baked this holiday season
Stink
Stank
Junk
💚
Stank
Junk
💚
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Stink
Stank
Junk
💚
Stank
Junk
💚