Michael Meier
synthreverie.bsky.social
Michael Meier
@synthreverie.bsky.social
The synthest reverie you have ever heard.
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In three quarters of action, Nikola Jokić has put up...

◽️ 52 PTS
◽️ 11 REB
◽️ 6 AST
◽️ 17/22 FG
◽️ 5/6 3-PT FG
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Chiefs defense is another reason they are the team I trust the most….this is almost fake.

Look at these stats for Raiders for ENTIRE GAME 🤯

- 3 total first downs
- 0 points
- 30 total plays in 10 drives
- 95 total yards
- 0-7 3rd Downs
- Never reached the RZ
- 17 min TOP
October 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Wearing a "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" shirt and then never having coffee
October 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Respect to those who got here first.
October 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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The Chiefs are finding their stride….dangerous

▪️Travis Kelce best receiving day of year
▪️#1 WR Rashee Rice comes back next week
▪️130 rush yds/gm over last 3 games
▪️31.7 pts/gm over last 3 weeks
▪️Mahomes almost 1000 total yards & 10 TD’s last 3 weeks
October 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Cam Skattebo on his taunting penalty:

"I got a 15-yard penalty for saying 'first down.'"
October 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Chiefs offense has been a rough watch, and I'm not sure they solved any of their problems from last year.

But also: They are 8th in EPA per drive -- ahead of the Rams, Packers, and many others.

I'm going to assume that's the floor of a Mahomes-led offense until shown otherwise.
September 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Jason Kelce makes his debut with the Marching Ravens on saxophone! 🎷🎵🎶
September 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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This is...incredible?????
A guy on tik tok onside kicks into random things
September 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Mahomes bounces around a muddy pocket like a cartoon cat leaping on hot coals
September 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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September 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Ok this was funny.
September 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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September 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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The ‘antiwar’ president today tried to rename the Department of Defense the Department of War.

Can’t make this stuff up.
September 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I think that since the overwhelming majority of mass shooters are cisgender men, we should take their guns first.
September 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Let's pretend he's dead every weekend
September 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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August 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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"Screen time" always has a negative connotation. I'm gonna start saying it like "you know what time it is!"
August 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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It's the weekend
August 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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No... No!!
May 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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May 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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It's not a male loneliness epidemic, is that men have decided to use social media & podcast to be more public about how shitty they are.
May 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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May 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM