Patrick Damp
@synonymforwet.bsky.social
Writer in Pittsburgh. Co-host of Locked On Penguins. Purveyor of nonsense who speaks only for himself. I yell about sports and WWE too much.
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Online comedians with the most followers are the most nihilistic people I’ve ever heard in my life
They sound like walking SI symptoms, and people love it — because they understand a similar misery
They sound like walking SI symptoms, and people love it — because they understand a similar misery
Genuinely don’t like the fact that one of the most sure fire ways to go viral or get validation in this modern era is to be cynical.
You give up the game before it even starts, you lose.
You don’t have to irrationally optimistic but “lol nothing matters” isn’t better.
You give up the game before it even starts, you lose.
You don’t have to irrationally optimistic but “lol nothing matters” isn’t better.
A RESPONSE: The Penguins responded to a poor effort in the first game in Sweden with a great effort on Sunday. @hunterhodies.bsky.social and I break it down on a new Locked On Penguins.
Tap in here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=saQO...
Tap in here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=saQO...
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
A RESPONSE: The Penguins responded to a poor effort in the first game in Sweden with a great effort on Sunday. @hunterhodies.bsky.social and I break it down on a new Locked On Penguins.
Tap in here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=saQO...
Tap in here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=saQO...
Yeah, starting to see why Shadeur slid so far in the draft.
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Yeah, starting to see why Shadeur slid so far in the draft.
Cleveland Browns
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Cleveland Browns
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great game by Chase doing this and then getting olé’d on a pick-six that’s Bengals football you dipshit
November 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
great game by Chase doing this and then getting olé’d on a pick-six that’s Bengals football you dipshit
Devin Bush: undercover agent for the Pittsburgh Steelers
November 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Devin Bush: undercover agent for the Pittsburgh Steelers
The 4:00 is canceled.
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The 4:00 is canceled.
Lotta people searching their own posts about the defense and hitting delete.
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Lotta people searching their own posts about the defense and hitting delete.
THE GAINWELL GAME
November 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
THE GAINWELL GAME
This Steelers game has been so poorly officiated, you’d think it was an NHL game.
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This Steelers game has been so poorly officiated, you’d think it was an NHL game.
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Haven’t seen the Flacco Huck it Deep and Pray For PI Play in a while!
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Haven’t seen the Flacco Huck it Deep and Pray For PI Play in a while!
Wait, so only Ramsey is getting booted?? How?!
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Wait, so only Ramsey is getting booted?? How?!
Now that’s some skullDuggery from the Steelers defense!
November 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Now that’s some skullDuggery from the Steelers defense!
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it’s Don’t Look At Pitt, Look At Good Score weekend
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
it’s Don’t Look At Pitt, Look At Good Score weekend
MOUNT WORSHINGTON
November 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
MOUNT WORSHINGTON
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Where is @convolutedname.bsky.social’s slop meme when you need it. Because this half is nothing but SLOP
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Where is @convolutedname.bsky.social’s slop meme when you need it. Because this half is nothing but SLOP
Another occasion!
He (occasionally) Gainswell!
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Another occasion!
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MOUNT WASHINGTON INCLINE
#80 jumping up to make the catch, call that the Mt. Washington Incline
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
MOUNT WASHINGTON INCLINE
I’m totally on board with protecting QBs, they’re the moneymakers in league, but it’s still football. It’s still a contact sport.
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’m totally on board with protecting QBs, they’re the moneymakers in league, but it’s still football. It’s still a contact sport.
I bet @rickcity.bsky.social would love the score of the Steelers game right now
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I bet @rickcity.bsky.social would love the score of the Steelers game right now
He (occasionally) Gainswell!
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
He (occasionally) Gainswell!
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