sylvia
@sylvibullet.bsky.social
she/her
yapper 🎙️ @ friendsatthetable.net / mediaclub.plus / sidestory.show
music 🎸 @ xxemoboyskissingxx / https://gutmachineband.bandcamp.com/
pfp by @calicotomcat.bsky.social
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yapper 🎙️ @ friendsatthetable.net / mediaclub.plus / sidestory.show
music 🎸 @ xxemoboyskissingxx / https://gutmachineband.bandcamp.com/
pfp by @calicotomcat.bsky.social
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Hey, a couple close friends are going through a really rough time right now and on top of it all Toast broke her leg and has to get surgery for it Friday. if you're able to help a trans lesbian couple afford groceries and rent while recovering/lining up work pls chip in what u can
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Me when I see boys being friendly with eachother
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Me when I see boys being friendly with eachother
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they say trans masc grinch's clitoris grew 3 sizes that day
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
they say trans masc grinch's clitoris grew 3 sizes that day
first los campesinos album: Wow The Mid 2000s Are So Colorful; Twee Will Never Die
every other LC! album since: if I have one more bad date I'm really going to do it this time
every other LC! album since: if I have one more bad date I'm really going to do it this time
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
first los campesinos album: Wow The Mid 2000s Are So Colorful; Twee Will Never Die
every other LC! album since: if I have one more bad date I'm really going to do it this time
every other LC! album since: if I have one more bad date I'm really going to do it this time
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dude it's so cool that you can be a critically beloved, award winning studio and the sole arbiter of what is effectively access to the entire PC market can be like :) no :)
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
dude it's so cool that you can be a critically beloved, award winning studio and the sole arbiter of what is effectively access to the entire PC market can be like :) no :)
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happy ten year anniversary to my favourite fighting game post of all time
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
happy ten year anniversary to my favourite fighting game post of all time
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I thought i had lost it but while i was looking for something else i found this again.
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I thought i had lost it but while i was looking for something else i found this again.
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TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
August 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German!
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin
TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
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me when some of my trans mutuals make one to many annoying post
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
me when some of my trans mutuals make one to many annoying post
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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just because the internet has gone a dozen different kinds of crazy since the 2000s doesn't mean ceiling cat isn't still watching you masturbate
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
just because the internet has gone a dozen different kinds of crazy since the 2000s doesn't mean ceiling cat isn't still watching you masturbate
I always forget how small the continental classic is when it comes time for them to announce the competitors
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I always forget how small the continental classic is when it comes time for them to announce the competitors
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Suffice to say I’m looking for work so if you like what I do and had anything in mind, please hit me up at maxschwartzart@gmail.com
Well, not only has my day job not paid me in over a calendar month, they’re also expecting me to be the singular employee on staff, both back and front of house, for a full service sit down restaurant that also does online orders. So I might need to quit before lining something else up.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Suffice to say I’m looking for work so if you like what I do and had anything in mind, please hit me up at maxschwartzart@gmail.com
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We are the granddaughters of the hoes you couldn't scare
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
We are the granddaughters of the hoes you couldn't scare
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[nudging my buddy with my elbow]
J2023
Numskull doesn't recognize his own horse.
Numskull doesn't recognize his own horse.
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
[nudging my buddy with my elbow]
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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american homie looking to get some support after an emergency spinal surgery, anything helps! mealtrain.com/q22nn9
Meal Train for Aloe’s Spinal Surgery Support
Hi Friends, Many of you are aware of my significant and chronic pain that has severely impacted my ability to fully live and enjoy my life. A week ago, I received imaging that indicated a severe and e...
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November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
american homie looking to get some support after an emergency spinal surgery, anything helps! mealtrain.com/q22nn9
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How its gonna feel when Daniel Garcia hits the dragon tamer on mox while he is being choked by a plastic bag this Wednesday:
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
How its gonna feel when Daniel Garcia hits the dragon tamer on mox while he is being choked by a plastic bag this Wednesday:
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Air Riders is fun, guess my favorite character
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Air Riders is fun, guess my favorite character
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ivan ooze [explicit]
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
ivan ooze [explicit]
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if there were as many resources dedicated to trans healthcare as there were to eliminating it every trans woman would have five pussies by now
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
if there were as many resources dedicated to trans healthcare as there were to eliminating it every trans woman would have five pussies by now
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If you're good enough at overthinking things you can apply meaning to anything
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If you're good enough at overthinking things you can apply meaning to anything