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Swykk
@swykk.bsky.social
Cancer survivor. Realest realist. Loves NIN, pro wrestling (since 1985), DDPY, comedy, movies/shows, power walking and dogs. Dog and Cat dad. Blocks bots and trolls with zero engagement. Doesn’t care about your OnlyFans.
Just two evil morons talking.
this is the cringiest shit I've ever seen
December 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The same people talking about useless degrees are the same people that type “could of.”
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Noted coward Booker T has issues with Bret Hart being an honest legend.
All of this tracks.
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Didn’t Nick “Maybe We Can Get A Reality Deal Once You Serve That Sentence, Brother” Hogan already try to be a pro wrestler?
That’s not going to happen again, not sure why he’s trying.
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If the five second rule with food is not real then I don’t know what is. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Here’s 10 Things I like:

Ice cream (DQ, Jeni’s, Pretty Cool, Ben and Jerry’s)
Dogs
Nine Inch Nails
Pro Wrestling
Exercise (power walking, yoga, planks, resistance bands)
Traveling
Soft fabric and loose fitting clothing
Physical media (not vinyl)
New Haven style pizza
True crime documentaries
Here are 10 things I like...

- Classic Monsters (werewolves, vampires, mummies, etc.)
- Dystopian Sci-Fi
- Fantasy Adventure
- Godzilla
- Lovecraftian Horror
- Martial Arts Action
- Muppets
- Slashers
- Space Operas
- Superspies
here are 10 things I like
rats
building model kits
the bangles
sharks
invertebrates
canadians
werewolves
samurai movies
lego
spaceships
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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We’re bringing back right-wing cope like nobody’s ever seen. The best cope, beautiful cope, more than anyone thought was possible, many people are saying that
oh my god they actually did it lmao
November 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Good luck to all the pet owners who must explain to their domesticated creatures why breakfast is an hour late today
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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October 31st November 1st
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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you'd think nine months in reality would have set in but i still can't believe people fucking voted for this
October 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Define your music taste with 8 artists:
Nine Inch Nails
The Birthday Massacre
AFI
Run The Jewels
Electric Six
M83
Slowdive
Mastodon
define your music taste with eight artists

• Jimmy Eat World
• Big Data
• Poppy
• The Shins
• Billy Joel
• Babymetal
• AFI
• Lorde
Define your music taste with eight artists

• Bring Me The Horizon
• Chappell Roan
• Rob Zombie
• Electric Callboy
• Don Broco
• GHOST
• Ice Nine Kills
• Oasis
October 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
RIP Drew Struzan
October 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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These people are evil. Never stop saying so. Don’t be intimidated into shutting up.
October 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Its also weird how everything caters to this completely dysfunctional mind set

Its utterly fucking maddening and they act like there is something wrong with *us* when the systems theyve created are fundamentally fucked and intentionally hostile, arbitrary, and impossible to navigate
September 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Its weird that neurotypical means being dog shit at communication and having 100s of unwritten, unintuitive rules for interaction

How do you ppl function?

To me being autistic has been being punished for communicating clearly and following direction at face value and for having a personality
September 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Looks like several fun returns happening in AEW.
And also, Jack Perry.
September 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Everyday we can learn something new.
Don't apologise for your dog showing up during the Zoom, apologise for hiding him all this time
September 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I think for the first time in life I don’t like a Nine Inch Nails album.
To be continued…
September 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Becky and Seth are whiffing on this promo. Both of them are in dire need of character changes. Seth hasn’t been a visionary or architect in a decade. He’s a stale cheerleader. Becky is more puzzling; why did she return when it seems like she’d rather not be there?
September 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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The Cities Are Full Of, uh, "Crime"

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September 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Very disappointed in Scott Thompson.
September 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Pritzker: "Any rational person who has spent even the most minimal amount of time studying human history has to ask themselves one important question: once they get the citizens of this nation comfortable with the current atrocities committed under the color of law, what comes next?"
September 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Bird blindness…it’s my sole weakness.
September 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM