Sweeting not Xing
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Just the correct amount of whelmed.
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Cronenberg's body horror schtick is softening in his old age
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Cronenberg's body horror schtick is softening in his old age
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This made me laugh.
Shop in Milton Keynes 😊
Shop in Milton Keynes 😊
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
This made me laugh.
Shop in Milton Keynes 😊
Shop in Milton Keynes 😊
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This is the best bit of advice I’ve seen on the internet 😂
November 23, 2023 at 1:04 PM
This is the best bit of advice I’ve seen on the internet 😂
Thrilling William Merritt Chase underway. Sorry @puddleofwind.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Thrilling William Merritt Chase underway. Sorry @puddleofwind.bsky.social
A cold winter starry night.
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
A cold winter starry night.
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Don't give people* who are still wearing shorts the satisfaction. "Oh, you're wearing shorts in this weather?!"
That's what they want. Don't give them the satisfaction.
*Postal workers excluded.
That's what they want. Don't give them the satisfaction.
*Postal workers excluded.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Don't give people* who are still wearing shorts the satisfaction. "Oh, you're wearing shorts in this weather?!"
That's what they want. Don't give them the satisfaction.
*Postal workers excluded.
That's what they want. Don't give them the satisfaction.
*Postal workers excluded.
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This cosmic horror pop song is writing itself.
[Of course it is, the Elder Ones will it to be]
[Of course it is, the Elder Ones will it to be]
Eat all the stars
Shroud galaxies in twilight
Eat all the stars
Become a cosmic death blight
Eat all the stars
And when the mortals start to scream for you
That's when their fears will all come true
Shroud galaxies in twilight
Eat all the stars
Become a cosmic death blight
Eat all the stars
And when the mortals start to scream for you
That's when their fears will all come true
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
This cosmic horror pop song is writing itself.
[Of course it is, the Elder Ones will it to be]
[Of course it is, the Elder Ones will it to be]
Need to stop smoking and start vaping again.
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Need to stop smoking and start vaping again.
Bought two lovely port glasses from the charity shop. Did the Google lens stuff. I know they aren't the same size but it's made me try to remember never to allow people to buy overpriced charity shop stuff via Etsy.
I paid £2.99.
I paid £2.99.
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Bought two lovely port glasses from the charity shop. Did the Google lens stuff. I know they aren't the same size but it's made me try to remember never to allow people to buy overpriced charity shop stuff via Etsy.
I paid £2.99.
I paid £2.99.
This greasy spoon beat me.
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This greasy spoon beat me.
I may have geeked up my laptop to my satisfaction.
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I may have geeked up my laptop to my satisfaction.
NASA doing a 3I/Atlas briefing at 20:00 GMT. That's tonight sorted.
November 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
NASA doing a 3I/Atlas briefing at 20:00 GMT. That's tonight sorted.
I see Bobby Tables has been at it again.
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I see Bobby Tables has been at it again.
Morchanse O'Pokinpope. Pleased to meet you.
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Morchanse O'Pokinpope. Pleased to meet you.
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The government should be ashamed that its migration policies are being cheered on by Tommy Robinson and Reform.
Instead of standing up to anti-migrant hate, this is laying the foundations for the far-right.
I questioned the Home Secretary on how she can be proposing such obviously cruel policies.
Instead of standing up to anti-migrant hate, this is laying the foundations for the far-right.
I questioned the Home Secretary on how she can be proposing such obviously cruel policies.
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The government should be ashamed that its migration policies are being cheered on by Tommy Robinson and Reform.
Instead of standing up to anti-migrant hate, this is laying the foundations for the far-right.
I questioned the Home Secretary on how she can be proposing such obviously cruel policies.
Instead of standing up to anti-migrant hate, this is laying the foundations for the far-right.
I questioned the Home Secretary on how she can be proposing such obviously cruel policies.
Me after this weekend.
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Me after this weekend.
Over at Dads. He's listening to Jon and Vangelis. I abhore Jon and Vangelis.
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Over at Dads. He's listening to Jon and Vangelis. I abhore Jon and Vangelis.
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florence pew: thread
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
florence pew: thread
J.R. Hartley's Flyfishing was about undoing men's jeans on the heath. That's why he was so happy.
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
J.R. Hartley's Flyfishing was about undoing men's jeans on the heath. That's why he was so happy.
Well Dad's 85th birthday has turned into a farce as expected. The loft window blew off and took out next doors guttering and car. Not to mention the water in the loft and the fact it's Friday and no glazers available. FFS.
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Well Dad's 85th birthday has turned into a farce as expected. The loft window blew off and took out next doors guttering and car. Not to mention the water in the loft and the fact it's Friday and no glazers available. FFS.
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To all the doubters, AI is so close to being perfect
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
To all the doubters, AI is so close to being perfect
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
Dates for seniors are notoriously easy. As long as they don't choke on the stone.
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Dates for seniors are notoriously easy. As long as they don't choke on the stone.
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The YouTube algorithm is a fickle beast but it did somehow help my silly John Lewis/Blobby video reach 26k views. Even though it is old news now, I'd still appreciate a watch/like/comment to help massage the algorithm once again!
John Lewis Christmas Advert 2025 featuring Mr Blobby
YouTube video by Bagpuss
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November 11, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The YouTube algorithm is a fickle beast but it did somehow help my silly John Lewis/Blobby video reach 26k views. Even though it is old news now, I'd still appreciate a watch/like/comment to help massage the algorithm once again!