swizzlespoon
@swizzlespoon.bsky.social
Middle-aged polymath who enjoys fanfic, fanvids, & other fanworks. Disabled, ace, AuDHD, depressed, lacking in executive function. I don’t drink, but I enjoy fun brightly colored barware. She/her. Minnesotan.
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swizzlespoon
@swizzlespoon.bsky.social
· Feb 26
Middle-aged fan who reads a ton of fanfic & watches a ton of fanvids.
Loves putting together themed fanvid playlists/shows (& hosting watch parties for them).
Has an enormous WIP that is a guide to using FanFicFare with calibre.
Recently became a widow, in desperate need of distraction. 🧵
Loves putting together themed fanvid playlists/shows (& hosting watch parties for them).
Has an enormous WIP that is a guide to using FanFicFare with calibre.
Recently became a widow, in desperate need of distraction. 🧵
When you get your first comment on a fic but it seems to be from a spammer. Booooooooo. (I got the notification and was excited only to have to block them.) (sigh.)
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
When you get your first comment on a fic but it seems to be from a spammer. Booooooooo. (I got the notification and was excited only to have to block them.) (sigh.)
#FanficRec for "sometimes he comes home with his face scratched" by threekingbelt, which is a shiny new and outstanding Batman/Gordon fic (DC Comics style)
(Love it when I writer I subscribe to for works featuring other people suddenly has a story for my faves.)
archiveofourown.org/works/74422631
(Love it when I writer I subscribe to for works featuring other people suddenly has a story for my faves.)
archiveofourown.org/works/74422631
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
#FanficRec for "sometimes he comes home with his face scratched" by threekingbelt, which is a shiny new and outstanding Batman/Gordon fic (DC Comics style)
(Love it when I writer I subscribe to for works featuring other people suddenly has a story for my faves.)
archiveofourown.org/works/74422631
(Love it when I writer I subscribe to for works featuring other people suddenly has a story for my faves.)
archiveofourown.org/works/74422631
I'm having fun but know I've got a long ways to go when it comes to learning to write & writing well and it's especially glaring when I read other people's amazing stories (but I'm so happy there are those stories, especially when one pops up for a ship I favor that doesn't get a lot of love.)
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I'm having fun but know I've got a long ways to go when it comes to learning to write & writing well and it's especially glaring when I read other people's amazing stories (but I'm so happy there are those stories, especially when one pops up for a ship I favor that doesn't get a lot of love.)
I am totally a normal human, dropping a 25,000 word story (complete for a change) when I should be finishing the final chapter of a different story. Ah well. (Strangely enough this is the fic I started & abandoned to write that story.) (Quite proud of this one.)
archiveofourown.org/works/74371746
archiveofourown.org/works/74371746
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I am totally a normal human, dropping a 25,000 word story (complete for a change) when I should be finishing the final chapter of a different story. Ah well. (Strangely enough this is the fic I started & abandoned to write that story.) (Quite proud of this one.)
archiveofourown.org/works/74371746
archiveofourown.org/works/74371746
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ok! hello! i'm reasonably confident this is mostly functional now. it works like sites like fxtwitter and so on for making nicer, more useful embed cards for social media and chat programs... but for your fanfiction recs ;) tell your friends!
fixAO3
Unofficial AO3 embed prettifier for social media
fixao3.gay
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 AM
ok! hello! i'm reasonably confident this is mostly functional now. it works like sites like fxtwitter and so on for making nicer, more useful embed cards for social media and chat programs... but for your fanfiction recs ;) tell your friends!
When I started writing fic featuring these two characters, my husband joked it was these versions of them (or any version with really old Gordon). (This is not what I've been doing. 😂)
I appreciate you, official DC YouTube channel and also Teen Titans Go! of course, and their TV & snack obsessed take on Batman and Gordon.
"Batman and Gordon being 'friends' for 18 minutes"
"Batman and Commissioner Gordon sure are close! Which could mean nothing... 👀"
"Batman and Gordon being 'friends' for 18 minutes"
"Batman and Commissioner Gordon sure are close! Which could mean nothing... 👀"
Batman and Gordon being "friends" for 18 minutes | Best of Teen Titans Go! | DC
YouTube video by DC
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
When I started writing fic featuring these two characters, my husband joked it was these versions of them (or any version with really old Gordon). (This is not what I've been doing. 😂)
Probably not practical to reread the thing I'm writing before I write each additional chapter when it's up over 80,000 words (she says as she continues a reread). This is why I shouldn't stop once I start writing I guess! I had good momentum going yesterday before I looked at the internet.
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Probably not practical to reread the thing I'm writing before I write each additional chapter when it's up over 80,000 words (she says as she continues a reread). This is why I shouldn't stop once I start writing I guess! I had good momentum going yesterday before I looked at the internet.
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Telling myself that I do not need this. I already own the movies! (But not in pretty cases.) I must not become obsessive about getting Steelbook versions of movies and shows I like, I must not. (I have a couple?)
amzn.to/4hPgck0
amzn.to/4hPgck0
Amazon.com: The Dark Knight Trilogy - Amazon Exclusive (4K Ultra HD Steelbooks + Blu-ray + Digital) : Christopher Nolan, Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Gary Oldman, Michael Caine: Movies & TV
Amazon.com: The Dark Knight Trilogy - Amazon Exclusive (4K Ultra HD Steelbooks + Blu-ray + Digital) : Christopher Nolan, Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Gary Oldman, Michael Caine: Movies & TV
amzn.to
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Telling myself that I do not need this. I already own the movies! (But not in pretty cases.) I must not become obsessive about getting Steelbook versions of movies and shows I like, I must not. (I have a couple?)
amzn.to/4hPgck0
amzn.to/4hPgck0
Had to update the summary of a fic after realizing I have posted 2 stories that both have kind of the same premise or at least I wrote about that particular part of the premise in the summaries. "No this is a different fic where Jim didn't learn Batman is Bruce Wayne in Dark Knight Rises." (sigh)
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Had to update the summary of a fic after realizing I have posted 2 stories that both have kind of the same premise or at least I wrote about that particular part of the premise in the summaries. "No this is a different fic where Jim didn't learn Batman is Bruce Wayne in Dark Knight Rises." (sigh)
Updated my AO3 profile. For years it had something in there about how I was just on AO3 to comment, bookmark, leave kudos, & encourage other people and while I'll always do that I guess I am actually putting content up myself (it is so weird). (Sometimes consider hiding it all, I'm shy & insecure.)
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Updated my AO3 profile. For years it had something in there about how I was just on AO3 to comment, bookmark, leave kudos, & encourage other people and while I'll always do that I guess I am actually putting content up myself (it is so weird). (Sometimes consider hiding it all, I'm shy & insecure.)
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I boosted this months ago when @gailsimone.bsky.social and Bill first wrote/produced this magical thing, but it deserves another round of appreciation from #comicsky #queersky and #pervertsky
November 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I boosted this months ago when @gailsimone.bsky.social and Bill first wrote/produced this magical thing, but it deserves another round of appreciation from #comicsky #queersky and #pervertsky
From wayyyyy back in March apparently.
I tire of not sharing my million+ words of nonsense with the world so even though this was supposed to be the start of a longer work, I'm not sure I'll ever get the rest of it finished. But I like this part! So here it is:
archiveofourown.org/works/73793491
I tire of not sharing my million+ words of nonsense with the world so even though this was supposed to be the start of a longer work, I'm not sure I'll ever get the rest of it finished. But I like this part! So here it is:
archiveofourown.org/works/73793491
Oh no, I'm writing soulmate/soulmark fic what is happening. (Not that there's anything wrong with that!) (I'm not sure I've ever seen a fic in that category for this ship. Hmmm. No pressure then.)
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
From wayyyyy back in March apparently.
I tire of not sharing my million+ words of nonsense with the world so even though this was supposed to be the start of a longer work, I'm not sure I'll ever get the rest of it finished. But I like this part! So here it is:
archiveofourown.org/works/73793491
I tire of not sharing my million+ words of nonsense with the world so even though this was supposed to be the start of a longer work, I'm not sure I'll ever get the rest of it finished. But I like this part! So here it is:
archiveofourown.org/works/73793491
When you're rereading your WIP and discover a huge continuity error in an early chapter WTF. (Sigh.) I blame the fact that I have dozens of stories about these same characters that are too similiar to each other. (sigh.) (Fixed the problem in chapter 6, which I published ages ago.) Ugh.
November 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
When you're rereading your WIP and discover a huge continuity error in an early chapter WTF. (Sigh.) I blame the fact that I have dozens of stories about these same characters that are too similiar to each other. (sigh.) (Fixed the problem in chapter 6, which I published ages ago.) Ugh.
You all need to know that I own this (though I don't know where it is). They never did release a separate Gordon POP; these aren't removable from the scene with the light. (I think there is a Gordon POP from Gotham maybe?)
48-year-old woman far too delighted that she's getting this James Gordon & Batman Funko thing for Christmas. (The Batsignal lights up!) (Movie Moment from Batman Begins.)
https://amzn.to/2MmQUvz
https://amzn.to/2MmQUvz
October 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
You all need to know that I own this (though I don't know where it is). They never did release a separate Gordon POP; these aren't removable from the scene with the light. (I think there is a Gordon POP from Gotham maybe?)
I appreciate you @aprildawn85.bsky.social and not just for commenting on each chapter of that fic I'm posting but gosh that's nice.
I should do that for people! Only I don't usually read WIPs. Well, I should just comment more and leave Kudos more because it turns out those things are nice to get.
I should do that for people! Only I don't usually read WIPs. Well, I should just comment more and leave Kudos more because it turns out those things are nice to get.
October 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I appreciate you @aprildawn85.bsky.social and not just for commenting on each chapter of that fic I'm posting but gosh that's nice.
I should do that for people! Only I don't usually read WIPs. Well, I should just comment more and leave Kudos more because it turns out those things are nice to get.
I should do that for people! Only I don't usually read WIPs. Well, I should just comment more and leave Kudos more because it turns out those things are nice to get.
"This time there will be some plot development or the characters will finally kiss or something."
/writes 7,000 more words of people just talking.
I swear to god my asexual AuDHD ass amuses me (though seriously I would like to get somewhere with these).
/writes 7,000 more words of people just talking.
I swear to god my asexual AuDHD ass amuses me (though seriously I would like to get somewhere with these).
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"This time there will be some plot development or the characters will finally kiss or something."
/writes 7,000 more words of people just talking.
I swear to god my asexual AuDHD ass amuses me (though seriously I would like to get somewhere with these).
/writes 7,000 more words of people just talking.
I swear to god my asexual AuDHD ass amuses me (though seriously I would like to get somewhere with these).
Wondering if there's a way you can tell AO3 to always add a certain tag to your works. Just take "Slow Burn" as a given and maybe I should also tag for "too much talking" or something.
/am writing (again).
/am writing (again).
October 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Wondering if there's a way you can tell AO3 to always add a certain tag to your works. Just take "Slow Burn" as a given and maybe I should also tag for "too much talking" or something.
/am writing (again).
/am writing (again).
Price keeps dropping on this amazing property but more importantly today I saw pictures from a No Kings rally in the nearest town which is way the heck up in northern MN ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cook,_M... )
So ages ago I looked at this property listing & apparently it got stuck in my head given I’ve now written two stories that kind of reference a place that would be similar to this. Or which were inspired by this, I guess.
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
October 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Price keeps dropping on this amazing property but more importantly today I saw pictures from a No Kings rally in the nearest town which is way the heck up in northern MN ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cook,_M... )
I fixed some things in this fic in August, then freaked out at the end of September when I noticed the last two paragraphs got left off when I made that edit (WTF?).
Today I have reformatted the chat/texting parts and fixed the emdashes. Hopefully I did not break anything in the process.
Today I have reformatted the chat/texting parts and fixed the emdashes. Hopefully I did not break anything in the process.
Reread one of my WIPs and decided that it actually ends at a not unreasonable place so am considering putting it on AO3. Still a draft. I mean, if I find it entertaining maybe at least one other person would & it's a ship with not a lot of content out there. I dunno. Shy AF about this stuff.
October 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I fixed some things in this fic in August, then freaked out at the end of September when I noticed the last two paragraphs got left off when I made that edit (WTF?).
Today I have reformatted the chat/texting parts and fixed the emdashes. Hopefully I did not break anything in the process.
Today I have reformatted the chat/texting parts and fixed the emdashes. Hopefully I did not break anything in the process.
I appreciate the person who edited this down (removing the Joker stuff that's intercut with it in the movie). (It occurs to me I would love a cut with a lot less Joker, but that's always the case.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0Ar...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0Ar...
Bruce Saving Mr. Reese | The Dark Knight | 4K HDR
YouTube video by Movie Reject
www.youtube.com
October 15, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I appreciate the person who edited this down (removing the Joker stuff that's intercut with it in the movie). (It occurs to me I would love a cut with a lot less Joker, but that's always the case.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0Ar...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0Ar...
No cartilage in your knee seems bad. (Also forever amused by him jumping out the window the way he does. Totally normal way to go about things.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8J2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8J2...
The Dark Knight Rises (clip7) -"an appointment at the hospital"
YouTube video by Bruce Huang
www.youtube.com
October 15, 2025 at 8:44 AM
No cartilage in your knee seems bad. (Also forever amused by him jumping out the window the way he does. Totally normal way to go about things.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8J2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8J2...
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I appreciate the Getty photographer who took these shots at The Dark Knight Rises premiere.
(Most shots were group shots, people with their dates, solo, or . . . these two.)
(Most shots were group shots, people with their dates, solo, or . . . these two.)
October 31, 2024 at 10:54 PM
I appreciate the Getty photographer who took these shots at The Dark Knight Rises premiere.
(Most shots were group shots, people with their dates, solo, or . . . these two.)
(Most shots were group shots, people with their dates, solo, or . . . these two.)
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There is only one work of fanfic on AO3 for this ship and that's disappointing (though it is quite good).
(I'm out here wanting more fanworks for this movie now. A case can be made for an OT3 if that is relevant to your interests.)
(Feels weird talking about ships in a movie about a genocide.)
(I'm out here wanting more fanworks for this movie now. A case can be made for an OT3 if that is relevant to your interests.)
(Feels weird talking about ships in a movie about a genocide.)
Me: "It's a serious movie about serious business."
Also me: [Likes this review on Letterboxd because they are correct.]
(Disappointed there aren't more fanworks for this movie but then people need to see the movie in order to be inspired to make fanworks & not many people saw this movie.)
Also me: [Likes this review on Letterboxd because they are correct.]
(Disappointed there aren't more fanworks for this movie but then people need to see the movie in order to be inspired to make fanworks & not many people saw this movie.)
July 31, 2025 at 5:03 AM
There is only one work of fanfic on AO3 for this ship and that's disappointing (though it is quite good).
(I'm out here wanting more fanworks for this movie now. A case can be made for an OT3 if that is relevant to your interests.)
(Feels weird talking about ships in a movie about a genocide.)
(I'm out here wanting more fanworks for this movie now. A case can be made for an OT3 if that is relevant to your interests.)
(Feels weird talking about ships in a movie about a genocide.)
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Why was I up at 3am looking at pictures on getty images? I don't know. Sometimes these things just happen.
Somehow missed this photo previously, which is important research material or something. I don't even know.
October 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Why was I up at 3am looking at pictures on getty images? I don't know. Sometimes these things just happen.