SwichieBoi
swichieboi.bsky.social
SwichieBoi
@swichieboi.bsky.social
It/It’s exclusively|Wanting to get into comp splatoon|~1800 xp|Violinist and vocalist learning guitar|
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December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Trans people: [Make post about something completely unrelated]

Some people: "At least you're not the orange cheeto in the white house hope you enjoy my epic joke lololol"

Please shut the fuck up and leave us alone. We know shit sucks. It doesn't need to be every fucking second, every post.
March 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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donald trump: you'll never finish your project, jon! it requires far too many keystrokes!
me: Aha – that's where you're wrong. Thanks to handy hotkeys and shortcuts, I can "cut," "copy," and "paste" my way through scripts, data tables, and video project files with ease.
donald trump: noooooo!!!!!!!!
March 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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i can’t wait til i get off work so i can go home and have sex with my computer
March 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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agent ate... #splatoon #splatoonoc
March 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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have any other liter players noticed that it got secretly buffed in the latest patch???
March 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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Do not engage with clowns on their own terms, you'll just become part of the circus act. Focus on who they're targeting, not that their weapon is pie throwing.
February 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
@prochara.bsky.social
Would a Dread Cooler kit or Tri's points per special being fixed help improve anchor diversity? I'm mostly thinking because Pen is so good at being an anchor AND a cooler gun, could you compete with it by being a really good fighter and cooler gun.
February 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Jinx and Ekko!
#arcane #39ARCANE
January 3, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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January 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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My cat punches me in the face sometimes 🧵(2/2)
January 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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January 18, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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RUMOR: Switch 2 Has Been Revealed??
January 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
#music I was wondering if anyone knows how Donald Glover gets that distorted tone to his voice in parts of Lithonia. Is it something to do with amps and stuff? Is it something to do with the microphone? Is it some kind of filter? I NEED to know
January 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Fuck you grey
January 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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1K+ views on bow content? Gotta make more
January 9, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Getting over that feeling of anxiety is basically a superpower you can use everywhere in life and will open tons of doors.

Making fun of striving for excellence is the calling card of mediocrity. It’s often paired with deifying top players like Melon as a way of not having to compare themselves lol
January 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
we gotta nerf wavebreaker guys
Society if the devs gave us VDS nerfs and Kensa Splattershot with Fizzy + Cooler 🙏
January 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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wasn’t gonna drink tonight but… damn I miss him
January 3, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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People need to experiment more with off-meta weapons. Look me with Bow, Chara with Dread, and Nolan with S-Blast etc…. If we stopped sticking strictly to the meta, maybe we’d see some real change.
December 30, 2024 at 6:37 AM
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the interesting thing about atheists is that the vast majority of them fervently believe in santa claus. i couldn't tell you why, but it's frankly really charming, and i mean who am i to tell them they're wrong
December 24, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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9.2 tierlist! let me know your thoughts #compsplatoon
December 4, 2024 at 4:13 AM
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Tri-Stringer is in a decent spot imo. It can hold space pretty well when people play around you and it’s an absolute beast when you got someone to combo with.
November 21, 2024 at 4:48 AM
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Using my rolls with dualies feels like fighting game footsies i rly love this weapon
December 1, 2024 at 10:50 PM