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sweetmercury.bsky.social
@sweetmercury.bsky.social
“World’s #1 Dilbert Fan” 10 years running.
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Look at this weird cloud
December 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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if you have got a kid and you catch them watching this stuff online you need to do some evil parent in a novel type shit. lock them in an attic until they are 20 or something
The far right seems to suffer from body dysmorphic disorder at roughly similar rates as the rest of the influencer demographic and their audiences. Tech giants turning the Internet into a giant dopamine casino has made so many things worse.
December 30, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Yeah man you call it “training funds” I call it “paying your customers to use your product”
www.theinformation.com/articles/app...
December 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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who beefed in the criterion closet
December 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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no one talks about Jesus's 13th apostle, Stanciladee who mainly went around saying "Feed the poor? Very admirable but it's not testing well with the Romans" and such and became the patron saint of "I agree but.."
December 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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*wonk pointing to giant 6D chart hologram he is walking within
-the weighted average of opinion data is pointing us towards "weighted tax relief on pet terminations" as the killer policy for the working class vote
December 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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How it started/How it's going
December 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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“Weird Al” Roker
December 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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My latest newsletter is about the spiked 60 Minutes story and the reactionary psychology of Bari Weiss.
Bari Weiss Fulfills Her Destiny
stringinamaze.net
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Maybe Bari Weiss could take up boxing
December 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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I have said it before and I will say it again, Debate Kids are the ones actually ruining the country.
December 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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thank you governor. this reminds me of my favourite reagan quote
December 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.

They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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global adoption of linux gets pushed back by 6 years every time a Linux Guy starts talking at me like max headroom
December 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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well i love worker solidarity and I'm surprised to see the phrase in the atlatic of all places so lemme take a big sip of water and google this Cinnabon thing real quick
“Those of us on the left should be fighting to improve protections for workers of all races, and thereby for the betterment of people’s material conditions regardless of their views,” Arash Azizi argues:
Why the Cinnabon Story Doesn’t Make Me Happy
The left should be promoting working-class solidarity, not delighting in seeing workers summarily dismissed.
bit.ly
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Learning all kinds of historical facts on official passport bros dot com
December 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Chuck getting "wabbit season/duck season" tricked into supporting Trump's expansionist war effort.

(Don't @me, I know he would have supported it anyway.)
Chuck Schumer won't say if he opposes regime change in Venezuela.

JAKE TAPPER: Do you disagree with President Trump's ultimate goal of regime change in Venezuela?

CHUCK SCHUMER: President Trump throws out so many different things in so many different ways, you don't even know what the heck ...
December 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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“We won’t let him do the TACO and chicken out of starting a regime change war in Venezuela”
Chuck Schumer won't say if he opposes regime change in Venezuela.

JAKE TAPPER: Do you disagree with President Trump's ultimate goal of regime change in Venezuela?

CHUCK SCHUMER: President Trump throws out so many different things in so many different ways, you don't even know what the heck ...
December 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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This is how it would go down on Arrested Development (someone saying its a False Flag, but it means something different)
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Real quick what group of people would consider 'anti fascism' to be their most immediate violent threat? Asking for a friend who doesn't know what words mean.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM