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this reminds me of a puzzle! 🔍
March 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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my number one gaming hot take is that you, the reader, should play xenoblade. any xenoblade.
March 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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whatever *fires a beam that sweeps across an area and makes a string of explosions a few seconds later*
March 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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RWBY is such a weird franchise from a marketing lens because anytime it interacts with anything, it dies

Its own studio: dead

BlazBlue: adds RWBY characters, no new games since 2018

Multiversus: planned RWBY content, game dies

It’s like an ancient Aztec Death Curse but for CGI Anime
March 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Is Lydia Tár playable in Monster Hunter Wilds?
February 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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the no.1 princess in the world 🍰🍮♥︎₊˚⊹。୨୧˚⋆
January 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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It’s all “get good/skill issue” until bitches have to play Super Mario Sunshine and they fold like the chair at a backyard barbecue.
January 31, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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switch 2 fire emblem game should be about some kind of crusade that takes place over the course of many many years and multiple generations. some kind of, idk. lineage of the religious conflict or something
January 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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I'm a firm believer in replaying games you love. They're always there for you to enjoy and remember why you love them so much

Backlog be damned, sometimes you need a good replay
January 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Adulthood sucks sometimes but at least we don’t have to play dodgeball anymore
January 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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everyone thinks they're worse at drawing than they actually are. just draw, all drawings are good drawings
January 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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no more fear no more pain only gamecube harvest moon cow
January 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Side quests in video games are fun. Go fishing, solve puzzles, race horses, etc. In real life, side quests are like, do the laundry. Get an oil change
January 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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tbh it is pretty wild that companies will simultaneously moan about "losing money" to piracy while also actively refusing to sell things to people that they already have totally available and could put up for digital sale at any time. like sorry you are choosing to be bad at business. sounds rough
December 31, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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I miss the days when you bought Microsoft Office one time and then installed it and you had a functioning word processor forever.
December 26, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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and for successfully resisting the urge to eat a little treat, I shall reward myself with a little treat
December 9, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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super monkey ball 1 level: "Whirlpool", get to the end of the course with a rotating platform at the end : )
super monkey ball 2 level: "Prisoner of War", press a button to make the speed reasonable. level consists of some kind of art installation that violently kicks you into space
December 9, 2024 at 12:13 PM
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Ghost Trick is technically a Christmas game maybe the best Christmas game you should play it play it now
December 6, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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November 30, 2024 at 11:55 AM
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It'll never not fill me with a sense of wonder that we live in a world where Monkey D. Luffy is a part of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
November 28, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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Terrible Game Idea: IKEA roguelike. Traverse a maze of furniture, collect random trinkets with unpronounceable names, try to find the exit.
November 27, 2024 at 1:02 PM
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Nintendo should start putting new Zelda games in objectively nonsensical spots on their official Zelda timeline just to fuck with lore theorists
November 26, 2024 at 7:41 AM
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is this a safe place to confess that i still haven’t finished tears of the kingdom
November 12, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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arcane so good it makes you forget its source material is league of legends
November 10, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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"Blorbo" is truely one of the greatest fandom terms to ever get picked up. How did fandom exist without a specific term for "the beloved character you are constantly thinking about and rotating in your mind"? I also love that it came from a Tumblr shitpost about fandom being incompressible.
October 22, 2024 at 7:45 AM