2026 PIN number sounding ass year. That's my freaking PIN number

I saw the Grinch playing the knockout game right in the middle of downtown. In broad daylight

tech bros trying to convince everyone epstein is cool is so telling and interesting

The ghost of Christmas future: *rattling chains* This, too, will be your fate if you continue down the path of avarice and greed!

Trump: You were always a loser, Marley, and that’s why you’re an eternally tormented specter and I’m still here. And winning. Look at you, you’re broke! Buy-bye, Casper!

my idiot neighbor still has his christmas decorations up lmao

i don't like how the gieico gecko says he "doesn't understand the concept of consent" in the latest ad. why is he saying that?

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun

i would sooner blow my brains out than click on this, thanks yt recommended

aaaah. i see. the iron dome is the resistance flying the x-wings, and the palestinian children whose water and electricity has been shut off is the death star…it’s coming together now

I will never get over Japan’s response to its first major assassination in 60 years: “hey, maybe the guy with a makeshift gun has a point?”