alaina 🦢
@swanemoji.bsky.social
chronic post drafter • is actually the swan emoji • you can’t prove I’m not 🦢✨
I definitely did not think I would get out of bed and go into the office *solely* to use my new ember mug but I guess that’s just what happens when one’s youth withers away completely.
January 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I definitely did not think I would get out of bed and go into the office *solely* to use my new ember mug but I guess that’s just what happens when one’s youth withers away completely.
brains shouldn’t be required to brain for more than like 3 hours at a time with a 3 hour refractory period to just vibe.
January 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
brains shouldn’t be required to brain for more than like 3 hours at a time with a 3 hour refractory period to just vibe.
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his full name is thomas gotchi and yes i’m claiming him as a dependent
December 4, 2024 at 2:06 PM
his full name is thomas gotchi and yes i’m claiming him as a dependent
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Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson
December 4, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson
I never considered how I look (🦢) to ppl without iphones :/
December 3, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I never considered how I look (🦢) to ppl without iphones :/
persistent drive for autonomy sounds better but feels less chaotic, which is really more my vibe (mentally)
oh, I’d rather not “do” any of the little “tasks” I’ve been “assigned”, thanks “so much”. (quotes for pathological demand avoidance emphasis)
December 3, 2024 at 7:13 PM
persistent drive for autonomy sounds better but feels less chaotic, which is really more my vibe (mentally)
First cat: *sees a snake hiss*
First cat: okay, definitely stealing that.
First cat: also, from this day forward, my progeny will attempt to destroy anything that looks like you on sight.
First cat: okay, definitely stealing that.
First cat: also, from this day forward, my progeny will attempt to destroy anything that looks like you on sight.
December 3, 2024 at 7:05 PM
First cat: *sees a snake hiss*
First cat: okay, definitely stealing that.
First cat: also, from this day forward, my progeny will attempt to destroy anything that looks like you on sight.
First cat: okay, definitely stealing that.
First cat: also, from this day forward, my progeny will attempt to destroy anything that looks like you on sight.
it’s actually not but that’s what we’re going with for now.
taking 3 ibuprofen at the first sign of pain regardless of location is my most toxic personality trait
November 21, 2024 at 6:59 PM
it’s actually not but that’s what we’re going with for now.
taking 3 ibuprofen at the first sign of pain regardless of location is my most toxic personality trait
November 21, 2024 at 6:59 PM
taking 3 ibuprofen at the first sign of pain regardless of location is my most toxic personality trait
Just turned in all my friend homework aka liked and commented on all the memes and videos I was dm’d across all apps 😌👩🏾💻
November 21, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Just turned in all my friend homework aka liked and commented on all the memes and videos I was dm’d across all apps 😌👩🏾💻
[someone suggests I implement a step in the process I came up with out of the order of operations] Do not cite the deep magic to me, I was there when it was written. 💅🏾 #bleatstothevoid
December 12, 2023 at 6:30 PM
[someone suggests I implement a step in the process I came up with out of the order of operations] Do not cite the deep magic to me, I was there when it was written. 💅🏾 #bleatstothevoid
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IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO PISS ON HENRY KISSINGER STAY IN LINE ‼️
November 30, 2023 at 2:36 AM
IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO PISS ON HENRY KISSINGER STAY IN LINE ‼️
if someone asks you “how are you” you should be able to reply “n/a not applicable”. no one needs to know that info unless they are my emergency contact.
October 9, 2023 at 6:16 PM
if someone asks you “how are you” you should be able to reply “n/a not applicable”. no one needs to know that info unless they are my emergency contact.
oh, I’d rather not “do” any of the little “tasks” I’ve been “assigned”, thanks “so much”. (quotes for pathological demand avoidance emphasis)
October 2, 2023 at 5:57 PM
oh, I’d rather not “do” any of the little “tasks” I’ve been “assigned”, thanks “so much”. (quotes for pathological demand avoidance emphasis)
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occult scientists pointed the James Webb space telescope towards Hell itself and took a photograph of the dancing baby from ally mcbeal way down at the bottom of the infinite dark. hang in there, baby!
October 1, 2023 at 10:12 AM
occult scientists pointed the James Webb space telescope towards Hell itself and took a photograph of the dancing baby from ally mcbeal way down at the bottom of the infinite dark. hang in there, baby!
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Man not to go on and on with this but it’s really worth it to watch the actual clip of where the Miyazaki quote comes from just to see AI guys get asked “why are you doing this?” and seeing them having to grapple morally with it for the first time ever.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngZ0...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngZ0...
October 1, 2023 at 12:33 AM
Man not to go on and on with this but it’s really worth it to watch the actual clip of where the Miyazaki quote comes from just to see AI guys get asked “why are you doing this?” and seeing them having to grapple morally with it for the first time ever.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngZ0...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngZ0...
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A revolution for people without talent, discipline, originality, intelligence, or insight to make hideous mimeographs ✊🏼❤️
October 1, 2023 at 3:56 AM
A revolution for people without talent, discipline, originality, intelligence, or insight to make hideous mimeographs ✊🏼❤️
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they don’t lohve you like I lohve you
September 29, 2023 at 3:42 PM
they don’t lohve you like I lohve you
she is all of us. www.thedailybeast.com/woman-caught...
Woman Caught on Video Giving the Finger to Anti-Woke Oklahoma Schools Boss
The unidentified woman was clearly perplexed as Oklahoma Superintendent of Public Instruction Ryan Walters ranted at a school board meeting.
www.thedailybeast.com
September 29, 2023 at 2:21 PM
she is all of us. www.thedailybeast.com/woman-caught...
What’s this “bottom line” I keep hearing about and why has it ruined everything for everyone? 📉📉📉
September 29, 2023 at 2:04 PM
What’s this “bottom line” I keep hearing about and why has it ruined everything for everyone? 📉📉📉
🚪🪓🦢 still from The Shining (1980)
September 29, 2023 at 3:59 AM
🚪🪓🦢 still from The Shining (1980)