One of my friends got me an early birthday gift - it’s so beautiful it makes me want to cry 😭🤍

How am I supposed to resist buying all of the Folio Society prints of my favourites now though? 😩

Cannot over-emphasize how stupid you would be to give this kind of data to Elon Musk's twitter.

timothee chalamet you will never have the nonbinary swag of Gonzo the Great

Are you telling me a crab ran this goon?

Do not go gentle into that good night

Happy Birthday, Steve Rogers! Your teeny hamster counterpart lives on forever in my heart 🌈❤️

A fictional character you would give an invite code to

can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks

I very rarely see the tiny dictator (no, he doesn’t have a real name yet) but when I do, I’m always in awe of his ability to be so small but so round.

As someone who regularly struggles to sleep I take a few steps to try and ensure maximum comfort - a lumbar knee pillow, blackout eye mask, white noise modified to a particular pitch, extra soft sheets. All useless in the face of sensory issues that make me want to unzip my skin and step out of it 😤

Collecting this wee guy tonight who will be coming to live in the hamster retirement home I’ve set up in the corner of the living room.

He’s currently called Boots, but given that I’ve got a rescue called Ash already, should I rename him Ember in honour of the best game of all time, Outer Wilds?

The visual of this coming from the Partick Thistle mascot Kingsley is phenomenal

Well, look who made it to Bluesky! Naturally, I’ve brought the rescue boys with me 👋🏻