Sam
@sushi-cats.bsky.social
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PharmD/Tox, but here for the fur babies.
PharmD/Tox, but here for the fur babies.
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Adulted hard today and installed a reverse osmosis water filtration system. Bye, PFAS!
January 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Adulted hard today and installed a reverse osmosis water filtration system. Bye, PFAS!
ChatGPt taught me how to use Python to convert hundreds of daily phone reports from .xls to .xlsx. Now I don’t have to go into each file and resaving. You can teach an old dog a new trick!
December 29, 2024 at 3:28 AM
ChatGPt taught me how to use Python to convert hundreds of daily phone reports from .xls to .xlsx. Now I don’t have to go into each file and resaving. You can teach an old dog a new trick!
When your work Secret Santa gets you! 🍄🍄
December 9, 2024 at 9:59 PM
When your work Secret Santa gets you! 🍄🍄
When the car shop has a shop cat and you’re like ok, take my money while I play with your cat.
December 4, 2024 at 3:02 AM
When the car shop has a shop cat and you’re like ok, take my money while I play with your cat.
He sure loves Black Friday shopping!
December 1, 2024 at 1:14 AM
He sure loves Black Friday shopping!
Keeping his little nose warm because I don’t have the heat up high.
November 30, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Keeping his little nose warm because I don’t have the heat up high.
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I God, will now create a new word:
Shituation.
This is when you’re stuck in a really shitty situation. This will be Oxford English Dictionary’s word of the year in one year’s time.
Shituation.
This is when you’re stuck in a really shitty situation. This will be Oxford English Dictionary’s word of the year in one year’s time.
November 29, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I God, will now create a new word:
Shituation.
This is when you’re stuck in a really shitty situation. This will be Oxford English Dictionary’s word of the year in one year’s time.
Shituation.
This is when you’re stuck in a really shitty situation. This will be Oxford English Dictionary’s word of the year in one year’s time.
When your tinnitus sounds like someone left their alarm clock beeping nonstop in the next room….
November 28, 2024 at 3:24 PM
When your tinnitus sounds like someone left their alarm clock beeping nonstop in the next room….
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Now seems like a good time to re-circulate the @acmtmedtox.bsky.social Choosing Wisely items. In the coming years it will be especially important for docs to discourage quack diagnoses and therapies and provide advice and treatments backed by evidence #medsky
November 27, 2024 at 4:04 AM
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I just made an emergency car bag with a jumper, tire inflator, blanket, shovel and hand crank power bank with radio. Anxiety much?
November 27, 2024 at 3:06 AM
I just made an emergency car bag with a jumper, tire inflator, blanket, shovel and hand crank power bank with radio. Anxiety much?
I went from speaking only Mandarin Chinese up to 9 years of age, and 32 years later I speak, think and dream in English. But doggone it, my dog understands Chinese!
Oh you’re “bilingual” huh? Statistically speaking you're just gonna wind up picking one language and speaking that
November 26, 2024 at 3:48 AM
I went from speaking only Mandarin Chinese up to 9 years of age, and 32 years later I speak, think and dream in English. But doggone it, my dog understands Chinese!
Also, is it normal to eat a whole pint of ice cream 6 hours after getting your steroid shot?
I could eat another.
I could eat another.
November 26, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Also, is it normal to eat a whole pint of ice cream 6 hours after getting your steroid shot?
I could eat another.
I could eat another.
I told my fiancé that I’m sorry he’s stuck with me during a zombie apocalypse.
“Not for long!”
I mean, I just have to out run the slowest.
“54% of the people will be faster than you.”
“Even the dog.”
Well it was nice knowing you all! 🧟
“Not for long!”
I mean, I just have to out run the slowest.
“54% of the people will be faster than you.”
“Even the dog.”
Well it was nice knowing you all! 🧟
November 26, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I told my fiancé that I’m sorry he’s stuck with me during a zombie apocalypse.
“Not for long!”
I mean, I just have to out run the slowest.
“54% of the people will be faster than you.”
“Even the dog.”
Well it was nice knowing you all! 🧟
“Not for long!”
I mean, I just have to out run the slowest.
“54% of the people will be faster than you.”
“Even the dog.”
Well it was nice knowing you all! 🧟
Got a steroid shot for my De Quervain’s tenosynovitis, aka “mommy thumb.” Wait, you have a baby?
November 26, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Got a steroid shot for my De Quervain’s tenosynovitis, aka “mommy thumb.” Wait, you have a baby?
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"My dog does magic tricks."
"Really? What breed is he?"
"He's a labracadabrador."
"Really? What breed is he?"
"He's a labracadabrador."
November 25, 2024 at 6:46 PM
"My dog does magic tricks."
"Really? What breed is he?"
"He's a labracadabrador."
"Really? What breed is he?"
"He's a labracadabrador."
When I was into working out and doing triathlons. Now I dread walking up stairs… 🤷🏻♀️
November 25, 2024 at 1:11 AM
When I was into working out and doing triathlons. Now I dread walking up stairs… 🤷🏻♀️
November 23, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Cat pooped on the floor right in front of Cat Dad. Cat got banished to under the couch.
Happy Cat-Turd-Day.
Happy Cat-Turd-Day.
November 23, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Cat pooped on the floor right in front of Cat Dad. Cat got banished to under the couch.
Happy Cat-Turd-Day.
Happy Cat-Turd-Day.
Miles says nitey nite! It’s sleepy time for this old pup.
November 23, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Miles says nitey nite! It’s sleepy time for this old pup.
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A dog is able to learn up to 250 words and gestures. A dog can count up to 5 and perform simple maths.
Equivalent human age: 3
A cat doesn’t give a fvck and is sick of your shit.
Equivalent human age: 53
Equivalent human age: 3
A cat doesn’t give a fvck and is sick of your shit.
Equivalent human age: 53
November 22, 2024 at 10:38 AM
A dog is able to learn up to 250 words and gestures. A dog can count up to 5 and perform simple maths.
Equivalent human age: 3
A cat doesn’t give a fvck and is sick of your shit.
Equivalent human age: 53
Equivalent human age: 3
A cat doesn’t give a fvck and is sick of your shit.
Equivalent human age: 53
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There IS a left-wing agenda, and it’s to prioritize compassion over greed. Kindness isn't a limited resource.
November 22, 2024 at 3:43 AM
There IS a left-wing agenda, and it’s to prioritize compassion over greed. Kindness isn't a limited resource.
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I cannot over-stress the importance of always wearing COMFORTABLE shoes because there's always a chance those are gonna be your zombie shoes
November 21, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I cannot over-stress the importance of always wearing COMFORTABLE shoes because there's always a chance those are gonna be your zombie shoes