Pasha
@surly.bsky.social
Lover of dog (and cat). Bar owner. NASA contractor. Annoyed. Texan.
My Twitter account got locked for a week because I said that @schumer.senate.gov should be shot into the sun for being the worst possible Democrat for this moment.
Anyway fuck Chuck Schumer.
Anyway fuck Chuck Schumer.
September 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My Twitter account got locked for a week because I said that @schumer.senate.gov should be shot into the sun for being the worst possible Democrat for this moment.
Anyway fuck Chuck Schumer.
Anyway fuck Chuck Schumer.
One of the things that’s insane is it so much of what is terrible about the world like the attention economy, Facebook, etc all this shit is just advertising. Everything is terrible so that people can find more effective ways to sell you shit
May 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
One of the things that’s insane is it so much of what is terrible about the world like the attention economy, Facebook, etc all this shit is just advertising. Everything is terrible so that people can find more effective ways to sell you shit
The attention economy is one of the bleakest things I have seen emerge from a post internet society.
We did too much I think. We do too much.
We did too much I think. We do too much.
We are officially in the Twitchification era of weather. Bro-like streamers that are cosplaying as meteorologists and think that issuing weather warnings is some kind of video game. It’s worse than it has ever been.
May 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The attention economy is one of the bleakest things I have seen emerge from a post internet society.
We did too much I think. We do too much.
We did too much I think. We do too much.
Back in the office, everyone.
But no drinking water or using the bathroom.
But no drinking water or using the bathroom.
May 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Back in the office, everyone.
But no drinking water or using the bathroom.
But no drinking water or using the bathroom.
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Someone needs to get all the Megans, Meagans, and Meghans, in a room and finally figure this mess out.
May 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Someone needs to get all the Megans, Meagans, and Meghans, in a room and finally figure this mess out.
People posting themselves singing to that fucking Kanye HH song
May 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
People posting themselves singing to that fucking Kanye HH song
Dunno who needs to hear this but chamomile milk tea with some honey, lemony gin, and orange bitters is pretty enjoyable when you like to party like it’s 1986 and you are you’re own grandmother watching murder she wrote.
April 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Dunno who needs to hear this but chamomile milk tea with some honey, lemony gin, and orange bitters is pretty enjoyable when you like to party like it’s 1986 and you are you’re own grandmother watching murder she wrote.
Hey, now that we’re all adjusted can we still have some hate for daylight savings time?
March 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Hey, now that we’re all adjusted can we still have some hate for daylight savings time?
So I worked this mission, and this statement from a clearly politicized propagandist at NASA is disgustingly deceitful. The lies are so blatant that even one of my colleagues who voted for Trump is disgusted.
In 20 years I have never seen anything like this at NASA
www.foxnews.com/politics/nas...
In 20 years I have never seen anything like this at NASA
www.foxnews.com/politics/nas...
NASA reveals astronauts’ return 'would not have happened' without Trump’s intervention
NASA Spokeswoman emphasized the Space X rescue mission of stranded astronauts would not have been a success without President Donald Trump's leadership.
www.foxnews.com
March 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
So I worked this mission, and this statement from a clearly politicized propagandist at NASA is disgustingly deceitful. The lies are so blatant that even one of my colleagues who voted for Trump is disgusted.
In 20 years I have never seen anything like this at NASA
www.foxnews.com/politics/nas...
In 20 years I have never seen anything like this at NASA
www.foxnews.com/politics/nas...
It’s so fucking funny how so many white people manage to be racist even when they’re being nice
Well, somebody told me this place was run by a Persian so I knew it had to be a successful business
Bro, say less. I’m just a dude like you. No magic powers from the near east.
Well, somebody told me this place was run by a Persian so I knew it had to be a successful business
Bro, say less. I’m just a dude like you. No magic powers from the near east.
March 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It’s so fucking funny how so many white people manage to be racist even when they’re being nice
Well, somebody told me this place was run by a Persian so I knew it had to be a successful business
Bro, say less. I’m just a dude like you. No magic powers from the near east.
Well, somebody told me this place was run by a Persian so I knew it had to be a successful business
Bro, say less. I’m just a dude like you. No magic powers from the near east.
I wish Underberg also sold these gallon sized swing bottles
March 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I wish Underberg also sold these gallon sized swing bottles
It’s so funny seeing dipshit reactionaries mad at “pronouns in bio” stuff because I know for a fact that every single one of you with an office job has received an email from a person you didn’t know and you had to ask “is that a guy or a girls name?”
March 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It’s so funny seeing dipshit reactionaries mad at “pronouns in bio” stuff because I know for a fact that every single one of you with an office job has received an email from a person you didn’t know and you had to ask “is that a guy or a girls name?”
Pretty weird that egg salad is just chopped eggs in an egg sauce but I get it man. That shit tastes great.
March 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Pretty weird that egg salad is just chopped eggs in an egg sauce but I get it man. That shit tastes great.
Dumbest thing about Chuck Schumer and the corporate Dem strategy - they think people will credit them for being responsible, but people have no memory and Republicans will end up calling them baby raping communists anyway. Meanwhile you lost all leverage to prevent an insane budget
March 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Dumbest thing about Chuck Schumer and the corporate Dem strategy - they think people will credit them for being responsible, but people have no memory and Republicans will end up calling them baby raping communists anyway. Meanwhile you lost all leverage to prevent an insane budget
The reason the Democrats keep acting like cowards, getting nothing done, while the Republicans own everything now is that the Democrats are currently threatening to primary Chuck Schumer but the Republicans threatened to kill their vice president. I’m sorry, but the the US rewards political violence
March 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The reason the Democrats keep acting like cowards, getting nothing done, while the Republicans own everything now is that the Democrats are currently threatening to primary Chuck Schumer but the Republicans threatened to kill their vice president. I’m sorry, but the the US rewards political violence
Pitch black at 7am is absolutely fucking ridiculous.
Daylight savings time needs to be packed into a cybertruck and set on fire.
Daylight savings time needs to be packed into a cybertruck and set on fire.
March 13, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Pitch black at 7am is absolutely fucking ridiculous.
Daylight savings time needs to be packed into a cybertruck and set on fire.
Daylight savings time needs to be packed into a cybertruck and set on fire.
I don’t really worry about what the meaning of life is. That feels bougie as fuck. But I really do think that you can be satisfied with a life spent reading books you like. That’s pretty impressive, you stupid monkey.
March 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I don’t really worry about what the meaning of life is. That feels bougie as fuck. But I really do think that you can be satisfied with a life spent reading books you like. That’s pretty impressive, you stupid monkey.
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This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.
February 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.
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I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs
February 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs
It’s so fucking stupid, too.
People with government jobs take their salaries and spend that money to support the local economy.
People with government jobs take their salaries and spend that money to support the local economy.
When you're suddenly desperate to convince people it's a good thing you drove the economy into recession.
February 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It’s so fucking stupid, too.
People with government jobs take their salaries and spend that money to support the local economy.
People with government jobs take their salaries and spend that money to support the local economy.
Eric Berger is a disgrace no better than Ted Cruz. Pathetic.
February 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Eric Berger is a disgrace no better than Ted Cruz. Pathetic.
Don’t worry everybody it’s gonna be fine. I ate Black Eyed Peas on New Year’s Day.
February 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Don’t worry everybody it’s gonna be fine. I ate Black Eyed Peas on New Year’s Day.
I was reminded of how fucking stupid the right wing pronoun rage is when I had to inform someone of my two different employees Taylor and Taylor, one a dude and one a chick.
February 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I was reminded of how fucking stupid the right wing pronoun rage is when I had to inform someone of my two different employees Taylor and Taylor, one a dude and one a chick.
One of my favorite, fantastical experiences of living in Houston is being outside when a major cold front blows through. Experiencing a shift from 80° and high humidity to 50° and north winds in the span of 5 minutes is unreal.
February 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
One of my favorite, fantastical experiences of living in Houston is being outside when a major cold front blows through. Experiencing a shift from 80° and high humidity to 50° and north winds in the span of 5 minutes is unreal.