Pasha
surly.bsky.social
Pasha
@surly.bsky.social
Lover of dog (and cat). Bar owner. NASA contractor. Annoyed. Texan.
My Twitter account got locked for a week because I said that @schumer.senate.gov should be shot into the sun for being the worst possible Democrat for this moment.

Anyway fuck Chuck Schumer.
September 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Back in the office, everyone.

But no drinking water or using the bathroom.
May 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
People posting themselves singing to that fucking Kanye HH song
May 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Happy Mothers Day 🤗
May 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I wish Underberg also sold these gallon sized swing bottles
March 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Posting this on bluesky like putting a fork in a microwave
March 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Eric Berger is a disgrace no better than Ted Cruz. Pathetic.
February 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This shit is so fucking embarassing.

“Defending women”

Fuck yall
February 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Idiotic MAGA folks were raging against Colombia and saying they didn’t need their coffee, not realizing nowhere in the continental US can grow coffee.

Know which country can grow coffee, though?
February 1, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Making Pasta Luigi tonight
January 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Oh.
January 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
These things remind me of one of my favorite desserts from childhood
January 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Exactly idk what people are talking about. My black cat is a photogenic icon
December 26, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Got to spend a pretty delightful Christmas/Hanukkah with my gf last night while the cat sat in his perpetual judgement of all human folly
December 26, 2024 at 5:01 PM
eGG!
December 22, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Everyone makes fun of it but British food is actually fucking great.

I got what was basically a meat and gravy stuffed hot pocket at a soccer game. And these fish and chips at a random pub were insane
December 14, 2024 at 9:37 PM
The duality of the proletariat.
December 13, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Brought my very old dad to London and asked if there was anything he wanted to see.

He said I don’t want to see any royal bullshit. I just need to visit one thing.

I love you, dad.
December 13, 2024 at 4:57 PM
You can tell this asshole is a genuine piece of shit the way he says “no matter how ruthlessly”

Anyway Elon deserves to be in one of Assad’s prisons.
December 10, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Late to the party but this album is untouchable
December 9, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Had to rapture myself out of my robe like Obi Wan Kenobe to make sure I didn’t disturb this little dude
December 7, 2024 at 5:28 PM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social is an oracle.

I’m not stylish. I mindlessly went out today in this very cheap but textured sweater and literally every woman I met went out of their way to complement it. They were all so sweet. Underrated benefit to listening to the menswear guy. Kindness from strangers
December 6, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Lmao taking my dad to London for the first time and the only thing he specifically wants to do is visit Karl Marx’s grave. 🫡
December 5, 2024 at 11:57 PM
People when I tell them my favorite Christmas movie is The Ref
December 5, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Gonna save myself a few hundred dollars for the month and just send my therapist a copy of my Spotify wrapped
December 4, 2024 at 2:15 PM