George Smith
@supergeorge3333.bsky.social
To your planet, welcome!
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Added my contribution to the doll house.
December 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Added my contribution to the doll house.
Divorced wife guy thinks his ex really picked a winner of a new boyfriend.
July 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Divorced wife guy thinks his ex really picked a winner of a new boyfriend.
Think kiss cam and the like at big events will be told to avoid the expensive seats from now on?
July 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Think kiss cam and the like at big events will be told to avoid the expensive seats from now on?
A haiku:
Eyes glazed over
Chuckle on cue with laugh track
He said bazinga
Eyes glazed over
Chuckle on cue with laugh track
He said bazinga
June 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
A haiku:
Eyes glazed over
Chuckle on cue with laugh track
He said bazinga
Eyes glazed over
Chuckle on cue with laugh track
He said bazinga
Guy trying to convince his wife to let him have a goomar after watching The Sopranos.
June 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Guy trying to convince his wife to let him have a goomar after watching The Sopranos.
Moving to Europe to become a full time streaker
Running across soccer fields with a betting website written on my gut
Running across soccer fields with a betting website written on my gut
May 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Moving to Europe to become a full time streaker
Running across soccer fields with a betting website written on my gut
Running across soccer fields with a betting website written on my gut
Throwing an absolute shitfit at the pharmacy, writhing on the ground, sobbing, shouting "I want Wegovy" but in a baby voice so it comes out more like wegoby.
March 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Throwing an absolute shitfit at the pharmacy, writhing on the ground, sobbing, shouting "I want Wegovy" but in a baby voice so it comes out more like wegoby.
Every denomination causes a separate being called Jesus to be formed.
It’s theology.
It takes ten people to agree to the new denomination to cause a new Jesus to be generated.
Kind of like forming a guild.
It’s theology.
It takes ten people to agree to the new denomination to cause a new Jesus to be generated.
Kind of like forming a guild.
December 17, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Every denomination causes a separate being called Jesus to be formed.
It’s theology.
It takes ten people to agree to the new denomination to cause a new Jesus to be generated.
Kind of like forming a guild.
It’s theology.
It takes ten people to agree to the new denomination to cause a new Jesus to be generated.
Kind of like forming a guild.
Betting 69 dollars and answering “Nice” on final Jeopardy
November 23, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Betting 69 dollars and answering “Nice” on final Jeopardy
What if boko really is haram?
November 16, 2024 at 6:09 AM
What if boko really is haram?
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The boxes for Might and Magic: Clouds of Xeen and Darkside of Xeen were pretty huge, even for a PC release back then. They weren't even 'collector's editions' -- this was normal.
Here's both of them compared to a typical CD-ROM case (this one for Interplay's Fallout which came in its own cool box).
Here's both of them compared to a typical CD-ROM case (this one for Interplay's Fallout which came in its own cool box).
January 16, 2024 at 7:12 PM
The boxes for Might and Magic: Clouds of Xeen and Darkside of Xeen were pretty huge, even for a PC release back then. They weren't even 'collector's editions' -- this was normal.
Here's both of them compared to a typical CD-ROM case (this one for Interplay's Fallout which came in its own cool box).
Here's both of them compared to a typical CD-ROM case (this one for Interplay's Fallout which came in its own cool box).
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Battletech: The Crescent Hawk's Inception (1988) | RPG | PC platforms | Westwood Associates
January 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Battletech: The Crescent Hawk's Inception (1988) | RPG | PC platforms | Westwood Associates
This had a sign next it at Trader Joe’s saying it didn’t meet their standards for natural ingredients, but we’re drinking it anyway.
December 24, 2023 at 12:19 AM
This had a sign next it at Trader Joe’s saying it didn’t meet their standards for natural ingredients, but we’re drinking it anyway.
Maybe Twitter will stay down and do us all a favor.
December 21, 2023 at 6:26 AM
Maybe Twitter will stay down and do us all a favor.
Soup dumplings: overrated
December 19, 2023 at 2:15 AM
Soup dumplings: overrated
I can't be trusted at a farmer's market.
December 16, 2023 at 6:14 PM
I can't be trusted at a farmer's market.
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i wonder if the designers of this game know how much joy it has brought us
November 28, 2023 at 8:56 PM
i wonder if the designers of this game know how much joy it has brought us
The YouTube thumbnail was a mistake.
November 26, 2023 at 12:25 AM
The YouTube thumbnail was a mistake.
... fully immersed in the munge fluid.
November 21, 2023 at 1:27 AM
... fully immersed in the munge fluid.
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You may have seen a viral internet thing saying that ship’s cats used to have passports. I’m sorry to say that the passport thing is a myth, but many of them DID have tiny hammocks! 1956. 🧵 https://www.facebook.com/iwm.north/photos/a.10151016188983948/10151016193728948/?type=3
August 2, 2023 at 9:13 PM
You may have seen a viral internet thing saying that ship’s cats used to have passports. I’m sorry to say that the passport thing is a myth, but many of them DID have tiny hammocks! 1956. 🧵 https://www.facebook.com/iwm.north/photos/a.10151016188983948/10151016193728948/?type=3
They have to know right?
October 14, 2023 at 8:30 PM
They have to know right?
A vagrance left in the car.
October 13, 2023 at 9:04 PM
A vagrance left in the car.
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EVERY time @supergeorge3333.bsky.social does "Rock Lobster", "Orinoco Flow", or "The Humpty Dance".
October 12, 2023 at 2:40 AM
EVERY time @supergeorge3333.bsky.social does "Rock Lobster", "Orinoco Flow", or "The Humpty Dance".
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HORROR
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(back cover in the replies)
October 11, 2023 at 5:51 PM
HORROR
(back cover in the replies)
(back cover in the replies)