Gary Slams
@superetc.bsky.social
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Reposted by Gary Slams
this is insane to me. the doj had forever to look into this. now they're like liveblogging on x like they have no more information than a random person on social media
December 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
this is insane to me. the doj had forever to look into this. now they're like liveblogging on x like they have no more information than a random person on social media
Reposted by Gary Slams
Teens everywhere enjoying the forbidden 60 Minutes video, they call it Rooney Maxxing, going Leslie Stahl mode, they go to parties dressed as Scott Pelley
December 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Teens everywhere enjoying the forbidden 60 Minutes video, they call it Rooney Maxxing, going Leslie Stahl mode, they go to parties dressed as Scott Pelley
Reposted by Gary Slams
Reposted by Gary Slams
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
Trump SLAMS Somalians in Christmas address to the nation.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpLv...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpLv...
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Trump SLAMS Somalians in Christmas address to the nation.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpLv...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpLv...
Tesla reliability SLAMMED by Consumer Reports. Hundreds of people SLAM Musk for making shitty cars.
please take a moment to appreciate Tesla's epic accomplishment of coming dead last in the auto industry in reliability, despite making relatively expensive cars with a tiny fraction of the moving parts
www.consumerreports.org/cars/which-b...
www.consumerreports.org/cars/which-b...
December 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Tesla reliability SLAMMED by Consumer Reports. Hundreds of people SLAM Musk for making shitty cars.
Trump SLAMS intelligence of US citizens.
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.
I don’t know how else to say it…
I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Trump SLAMS intelligence of US citizens.
Marco Rubio SLAMS Calibri
"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
December 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Marco Rubio SLAMS Calibri
Zach SLAMS Quentin so hard
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Zach SLAMS Quentin so hard
Reposted by Gary Slams
bluesky’s cool but it’s not drawing the hot new anti-MAGA voices they have on X. There’s this fresh young kid Curtis Yarvin over there that’s like yo MAGA failed because we should have just abolished the constitution and confiscated everyone’s money and property and I’m like yeah six seven wait what
December 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM
bluesky’s cool but it’s not drawing the hot new anti-MAGA voices they have on X. There’s this fresh young kid Curtis Yarvin over there that’s like yo MAGA failed because we should have just abolished the constitution and confiscated everyone’s money and property and I’m like yeah six seven wait what
Slammed.
This is a time in our nation's history that will be remembered for all the broken fools who needed so much attention.
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Slammed.
Donald Trump SLAMS the Old York Times
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Donald Trump SLAMS the Old York Times
This guy just SLAMMED himself.
“I’d have no problem releasing the video”
“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”
5 days apart 😬
(From @therecount.com )
“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”
5 days apart 😬
(From @therecount.com )
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This guy just SLAMMED himself.
Tesla robots SLAMMED for not functioning independently.
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Tesla robots SLAMMED for not functioning independently.
Reposted by Gary Slams
Self-explanatory SLAM🤌
December 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Self-explanatory SLAM🤌
FIFA SLAMS every human with a brain by awarding Donald Trump the "peace prize."
Mmm. Yes.
Mmm. Yes.
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
FIFA SLAMS every human with a brain by awarding Donald Trump the "peace prize."
Mmm. Yes.
Mmm. Yes.
It must be the season for slams... 👊☃️
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth faces growing scrutiny over an attack on an alleged drug boat. His response included a parody of the kids' book character Franklin, showing the turtle firing at boats. n.pr/4iI8PLR
'Franklin' publisher slams Hegseth for his post of the turtle firing on drug boats
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth faces growing scrutiny over an attack on an alleged drug boat. His response included a parody of the kids' book character Franklin, showing the turtle firing at boats.
n.pr
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It must be the season for slams... 👊☃️
Sabrina Carpenter SLAMS the MAGA regime.
Sabrina Carpenter Rips White House For Using Her Song In ‘Evil’ Video
“Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda,” Carpenter said in a post on X.
www.forbes.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Sabrina Carpenter SLAMS the MAGA regime.
Pete Hegseth slammed for being unable to even make a functional long term name plate. su-su-su-su-suckretary.
Pete Hegseth's nameplate during today's cabinet meeting featured an unfortunate error.
(Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)
(Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Pete Hegseth slammed for being unable to even make a functional long term name plate. su-su-su-su-suckretary.
Trump administration SLAMMED for cutting benefits to disabled.
After reporting by ProPublica and other publications, the administration is dropping an effort that could have led 830,000 people to lose eligibility for Social Security disability payments.
How the Trump Administration Abandoned Plans for a Major Cut in Disability Benefits for Older Workers
After meeting with advocates, the Trump administration confirmed it has scrapped a controversial regulation that would have cut disability benefits for older workers.
www.propublica.org
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Trump administration SLAMMED for cutting benefits to disabled.
Kennedy slammed for hawking the Kennedy special
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Kennedy slammed for hawking the Kennedy special
Someone is slamming someone here
Trump reposted a call, from a Nazi account, to hang his opposition, also declares that an "example must be set" for anyone that encourages the military to not follow illegal orders e.g. shooting or massacring civilians.
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Someone is slamming someone here
Megyn Kelly SLAMMED for musing over rules of engagement
Megyn Kelly slammed for questioning if Jeffrey Epstein was really a pedophile
Megyn Kelly slammed for questioning if Jeffrey Epstein was really a pedophile
Megyn Kelly slammed for questioning if Jeffrey Epstein was really a pedophile
www.independent.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Megyn Kelly SLAMMED for musing over rules of engagement
Bill Eyelash SLAMS Ellen Mucks
Billie Eilish has slammed Elon Musk for not aiding humanitarian causes 👇
faroutmagazine.co.uk/billie-eilis...
faroutmagazine.co.uk/billie-eilis...
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Bill Eyelash SLAMS Ellen Mucks