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🌻 Sunflower Queen 👸🏽
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| Software Engineer | Hufflepuff | Lesbeean | Military Wife | MexIrish | Gamer | ADHD'er | Dog Mom | Green Witch | Noob DnD'er | Lurker |
Is it bad form to chase down my delivery driver when they’ve been a couple of streets down for a while now?

I have trouble waiting for packages.
November 9, 2023 at 6:03 PM
it’s 2am…. can I please finally sleep and not have intrusive thoughts about what it’s like to die suddenly and to just stop existing?

not depression. volatile curiosity.
November 9, 2023 at 7:04 AM
*ear starts ringing and I sneeze*

“Alright.. who’s talking about me? Cut it out!”
November 8, 2023 at 11:44 PM
*deity of choice* “Welcome to mortal existence! There’s no manual, general instructions, or even a short guide but I’m sure you’ll do fine! Others are doing it and have done it for a long time!”

*me* “So does that mean others have it figured out?”

*deity of choice* “Nope! Everyone is suffering!”
November 7, 2023 at 3:46 PM
So one of my dogs is my service dog (not trained for public access), and one of the tasks I trained her for since puppyhood is to get up under me when I’m laying face down on the floor from intense anxiety.

It makes for a good laugh when I’m stretching face down and she tasks. Such a good girl 🤪
November 7, 2023 at 3:19 PM
when you’re home alone taking a shower at 1am and one of your dogs decides to start barking because she has declared you’re taking too long and your anxiety is now convinced there’s an axe murder in the house

*comes up for air*

yeah.
November 7, 2023 at 6:21 AM
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You are not broken or wrong. You are human. You are messy and weird and silly and ridiculous. You do not deserve suffering no matter how hard the world tries to tell you that you do.
November 4, 2023 at 5:32 PM
maybe I’m overthinking this, but wtf is the *opposite of socks*….?!
November 4, 2023 at 5:52 PM
Pokémon be like:

* my friend just evolved and changed their name and form

* trainers and everyone refer to them as their new name in recognition of their evolved form without missing a beat

Random thought of the day.
#transrights
November 1, 2023 at 9:16 PM
Finally, my ultimate form….!!
October 28, 2023 at 3:15 PM
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reskeet with a tweet that still haunts your brains
October 27, 2023 at 10:39 PM
Get to know your mutuals, list 10 things you're into.
(In no particular order)

-Video games
-DnD
-Anime
-Fanfiction
-Plants & Animals
-Research on literally everything
-Succumbing to the void
-My wife
-Creative writing
-Sanrio characters
Get to know your mutuals, list 10 things you're into.
(In no particular order)

-Video games
-Tabletop RPGs
-YouTube
-Board Games
-Martial Arts
-Classic Rock
-Taking about two steps into a bunch of different hobbies
-Podcasts (Distractible, fiction stories)
-Creative writing
-Scented candles
Get to know your mutuals, list 10 things you're into.
(in no particular order)

Bread
Cats
Gin
FFXIV
Podcasts
Korean detective dramas
Steamdeck on the sofa
Blankets when it's cold
True crime (some but not all)
Looking at houses for sale that I can't move to
October 27, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Sounds gay— I’m in.
That sure is a name.
October 27, 2023 at 5:01 PM
Shut up and take my money! Ahem.. souls!
Oh boy do I have the deal for you! For the low low price of 1,000 mortal souls, I can bind your soul to a phylactery and you don't have to poop, sleep, or even breathe ever again!

Terms, conditions, and alignment changes apply.
October 27, 2023 at 5:00 PM
I’ve been called out.
People who like canned Vienna sausages suck toes. Fact.
🚨IT’S TRASH TUESDAY🚨

show me what you got, and a reminder. today isn’t just focused on “trash takes”, i wanna see all those unhinged thoughts on full display 💕
October 27, 2023 at 4:58 PM
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Having to work to live
What’s the least cool thing in modern society?
October 26, 2023 at 10:16 PM
Use only emojis!

Mood: 🤭
Relationship status: 💍👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾♾️
Kids: 🔮💭💬
How many pets: 🐶🐶
Fav color: 🦋🌸🟣🌿
Fav food: 🌮🇲🇽🍕🍪🍩🍫🍝
Fav season: 🍂🍁
Hobbies: 📚✍🏼🎨🎮👩🏽‍🌾🪴🎧
Fav holiday: 🎄🎅🏽🎁
Job: 💻🖥️👩🏽‍💻🤓
Most used emoji: 🤣🥰👀🥹😫
Use only emojis!

Mood: 🤕🍻
Relationship status: ♾
Kids: 🎟
How many pets: 🐶
Fav color: 🐦🤎
Fav food: 🇲🇽🥓
Fav season: 🍂🍁
Hobbies: ✒📖🖌👩🏼‍🍳
Fav holiday: 🦃🎅
Job: 🦄
Most used emoji: 🙄
Use only emojis!

Mood: 🥱
Relationship status: 👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏼
Kids: 0️⃣
How many pets: 0️⃣(8️⃣🌵🌱🤣)
Fav color: 🖤❤️💖
Fav food: 🍕🍝🍱
Fav season: 🌼
Hobbies: 📷 🎮🎧
Fav holiday: 🎄🎃
Job: 💻🧑‍💻👨‍💼🤔✅❌
Most used emoji: 🩷
October 27, 2023 at 4:42 PM
If you don’t seductively lick a used knife while staring at your reflection in the microwave, then you’re lying.
October 19, 2023 at 6:53 PM
Mexican, Spanish, Irish, and Scottish. Got the teensiest bit of Welsh in there, too lol
Irish, Scottish and a wee bit Scandinavian. A hardy Northern lass through and through 😂
I am Irish, Cornish and Welsh.
How about you?
#WhoDoYouThinkYouAre
October 19, 2023 at 1:08 PM
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When life gives you lemons, throw them at people
October 18, 2023 at 5:22 PM
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Life would be a lot simpler if I could speak every language, so I’m going to do that as soon as I finish this.
October 18, 2023 at 4:25 AM
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І measure time in Lord of the Rings extended editions. For example І have about 3 hours left of work, which is one LOTR: The Two Towers - Extended Edition
October 18, 2023 at 7:08 PM
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I don’t slap indiscriminately but…
October 18, 2023 at 8:07 PM
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I love bluesky just a bunch of silly lil bees making silly lil bee jokes and then a bigot rolls in AND NOW WE ARE ANGRY LIL BEES 😡😡😡 and the whole hive rears up and goes wild and stings and blocks and dunks until there's nothing left of the bigot

and then silly little bees buzz buzz buzz 🤗
October 14, 2023 at 7:17 PM
Repost with a fictional character you base your life on

I’m between these two
October 18, 2023 at 10:57 PM