Sugarcrystalz
sugarcrystalz.bsky.social
Sugarcrystalz
@sugarcrystalz.bsky.social
Experiencing existence and its discontents.

https://x.com/ImSugarCrystalz
Did Godsmack ever clarify if their name meant God smacking someone, someone smacking God, divine insults ("talking smack"), or heavenly heroin?

(Yes I am too lazy to Google it.)
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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[new york voice] yea, I use AI… AI’m walking here
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
No, I was talking about CRYPTID currency. $MTHMAN hit its all-time-low last month.
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
*slaps top of a man's head* this miserable little pile can fit SO many secrets in it
November 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The kind of butterfly whom, when she flaps her wings, hurricanes notice
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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I got an actual "Your silence on this subject is deafening" message this AM, so, super-quick: Nobody here owes anyone commentary about anything. This is a public park. It's full of interesting people. We hang out here, make friends, and chat, and then we leave to do whatever it is we do. That's it!
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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this line from cloud is in my head at least once a day
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It's interesting that in modern films, holy water is a go-to defense against demons, and churches are often protected spaces in which demons cannot enter. But in King James's Demonology, holy water is reported to be used to summon demons (each of who is really the Devil, btw),
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Give me the Special Lizard Blood
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
About once a year, I have to look up Cotard's delusion and Capgras syndrome because I always forget which is which.

I also have a sneaking "Mandela effect"-esque suspicion that the definitions keep switching every time I forget and have to look them up again.
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Cotard's solipsism: "everyone and everything else exists but me"
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Getting one over the hot men performatively reading in public by being an ugly man performatively writing warhammer fanfic. Sorry ladies, I'm taken.
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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There is a lot of fuss today over whether chatbots can replace human participants in social sciences research when the solution is obvious: ask chatbots to simulate the views of social scientists and survey them on attitudes towards chatbots as substitutes for human subjects.
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
In another lifetime, I was studying speech-language pathology, and one of my fellow students had an unusual accent for an American. In one conversation, she noticed I paused and was silently mouthing an [ɒ]-like vowel she'd just used, and she said, "Hey, stop that! Stop analyzing my vowels!"
Oh no! Both your conversation partners have delightful accents and now you have to resist the urge to repeat and analyse their vowels
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Oh no! Both your conversation partners have delightful accents and now you have to resist the urge to repeat and analyse their vowels
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Philosophers, why does everything you do turn into a “plague of distinctions” descending on innocent people just trying to live their lives??

Amélie Oksenberg Rorty is giving me joy this morning. (From “Explaining Emotions”) #philsky
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM