"Sue Long, King Bowser!" 🍄⭐
@suenami923.bsky.social
Trans goth babby. Former Audio Editor/Streamer for Maji Media. Former Writer/DM/Producer on The Grand Line TTRPG. ♡ One Piece, Game Center CX, Dragon Quest, The Legend of Zelda, Evangelion, MOTHER/EB, retrogames. Opinions are my own.
Me in 2013: Sure are a LOT of people claiming Ranma 1/2 and Ramona Flowers made them trans. Not me, though!
Me, an Hour Ago: Oh, you dumb, dumb, bitch.
Me, an Hour Ago: Oh, you dumb, dumb, bitch.
January 21, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Me in 2013: Sure are a LOT of people claiming Ranma 1/2 and Ramona Flowers made them trans. Not me, though!
Me, an Hour Ago: Oh, you dumb, dumb, bitch.
Me, an Hour Ago: Oh, you dumb, dumb, bitch.
This. 100%. Call it my natural dislike for having to be disingenuous or failing miserably at landing jokes, but Twitter was only good if you bought into being a character and playing along for numbers and clout.
I keep saying that BlueSky has the most potential to be the next Twitter. Spoutible lacks visibility and Mastodon is too siloed and user unfriendly.
BlueSkys strength is that its Twitter for people who hate Twitter
BlueSkys strength is that its Twitter for people who hate Twitter
Bluesky has actually been remarkably successful as an app within a relatively short time frame. Expecting it to have the same metrics as some of the biggest apps in the world is stupid. What really matters is having content that people care about, especially if it travels outside the platform itself
January 20, 2026 at 7:14 PM
This. 100%. Call it my natural dislike for having to be disingenuous or failing miserably at landing jokes, but Twitter was only good if you bought into being a character and playing along for numbers and clout.
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Occasionally, online, you will meet a Remarkable Dickhead
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Occasionally, online, you will meet a Remarkable Dickhead
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He goes on to describe one of his officers being stopped when she was off-duty solely because she's non-white, harassed by ICE goons who slapped her phone out of her hand as she tried to record, only to be let go when she finally revealed she was a cop.
Brooklyn Park police chief Mark Bruley: "We're hearing people being stopped with no cause & being demanded to show paperwork to determine if they're here legally. We started hearing from our police officers the same complaints. Every one of these individuals is a person of color... it has to stop"
January 20, 2026 at 5:53 PM
He goes on to describe one of his officers being stopped when she was off-duty solely because she's non-white, harassed by ICE goons who slapped her phone out of her hand as she tried to record, only to be let go when she finally revealed she was a cop.
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Taking merch photos is a great excuse to also put on your headphones and listen to Critical Roll for 4 hours. 🥰😅
Most of the pics I took are on my Sony camera, but I got a couple on my phone that I really like. Take a peek!
#twee_trinkets #fandom #nerdymerch #polymerclay #dragonquest #donuts
Most of the pics I took are on my Sony camera, but I got a couple on my phone that I really like. Take a peek!
#twee_trinkets #fandom #nerdymerch #polymerclay #dragonquest #donuts
January 20, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Taking merch photos is a great excuse to also put on your headphones and listen to Critical Roll for 4 hours. 🥰😅
Most of the pics I took are on my Sony camera, but I got a couple on my phone that I really like. Take a peek!
#twee_trinkets #fandom #nerdymerch #polymerclay #dragonquest #donuts
Most of the pics I took are on my Sony camera, but I got a couple on my phone that I really like. Take a peek!
#twee_trinkets #fandom #nerdymerch #polymerclay #dragonquest #donuts
My biggest regret in life? Writing a 3 Act Evangelion play for a school project that went on to be performed with my 12th grade Drama class.
Yeah. I involved others in my own destructive behavior.
Yeah. I involved others in my own destructive behavior.
January 20, 2026 at 5:05 PM
My biggest regret in life? Writing a 3 Act Evangelion play for a school project that went on to be performed with my 12th grade Drama class.
Yeah. I involved others in my own destructive behavior.
Yeah. I involved others in my own destructive behavior.
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Thinking about the girl I was once dating who routinely would point at the TV while we watched wrestling and genuinely ask me why I didn't have a body like The Rock..
I know holding a grudge is not healthy, but fuck that asshole. How did they think asking that was ok??
I know holding a grudge is not healthy, but fuck that asshole. How did they think asking that was ok??
January 19, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Thinking about the girl I was once dating who routinely would point at the TV while we watched wrestling and genuinely ask me why I didn't have a body like The Rock..
I know holding a grudge is not healthy, but fuck that asshole. How did they think asking that was ok??
I know holding a grudge is not healthy, but fuck that asshole. How did they think asking that was ok??
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INVENTOR OF ICE CREAM: okay okay i’ll make it jfc everyone just stop screaming
January 19, 2026 at 3:13 PM
INVENTOR OF ICE CREAM: okay okay i’ll make it jfc everyone just stop screaming
Things are shit. I don't really have a community that I belong to, either bc I trauma dump or push people away out of fear (both my own fault), and because I'm just.. a weird gremlin.
Thankfully, despite everything feeling like a pitch black void, my partner is a ceaselessly burning light. ♡
Thankfully, despite everything feeling like a pitch black void, my partner is a ceaselessly burning light. ♡
January 19, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Things are shit. I don't really have a community that I belong to, either bc I trauma dump or push people away out of fear (both my own fault), and because I'm just.. a weird gremlin.
Thankfully, despite everything feeling like a pitch black void, my partner is a ceaselessly burning light. ♡
Thankfully, despite everything feeling like a pitch black void, my partner is a ceaselessly burning light. ♡
Every now and again, One Piece reminds me that the weird history classes I took in college were worth it. If only to understand Oda's masterful nods and lifts to viking and Norse mythology.
That Nibelheim attack, as well as Loki himself and his hammer, are all obviously rooted in Norse legend.
That Nibelheim attack, as well as Loki himself and his hammer, are all obviously rooted in Norse legend.
January 18, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Every now and again, One Piece reminds me that the weird history classes I took in college were worth it. If only to understand Oda's masterful nods and lifts to viking and Norse mythology.
That Nibelheim attack, as well as Loki himself and his hammer, are all obviously rooted in Norse legend.
That Nibelheim attack, as well as Loki himself and his hammer, are all obviously rooted in Norse legend.
Dysphoria is certainly no joke. I have days where I'm feeling so comfortable in my body and identity that I feel like I'm floating on air.
Then there are days like today where it feels like no amount of using a steel wool is going to change how gross and disgusting I feel.
Then there are days like today where it feels like no amount of using a steel wool is going to change how gross and disgusting I feel.
January 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Dysphoria is certainly no joke. I have days where I'm feeling so comfortable in my body and identity that I feel like I'm floating on air.
Then there are days like today where it feels like no amount of using a steel wool is going to change how gross and disgusting I feel.
Then there are days like today where it feels like no amount of using a steel wool is going to change how gross and disgusting I feel.
I'm sure the joke has been made before, but..
Dream blunt rotation??
Dream blunt rotation??
January 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I'm sure the joke has been made before, but..
Dream blunt rotation??
Dream blunt rotation??
Doc Brown having a surge of guilt over saving Clara from the revine regretting that it would no longer go by its Indigenous name sure is a product of its time lol
Pun intended.
Pun intended.
January 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Doc Brown having a surge of guilt over saving Clara from the revine regretting that it would no longer go by its Indigenous name sure is a product of its time lol
Pun intended.
Pun intended.
I lasted one day of being hopeful that this year was gonna' be the year to find community and long-lasting friendship, only to wind up on the floor in tears this afternoon with the immense feeling that I'm unwanted, a freak, a despicable asshole, and undeserving of friends.
Fridays, huh?
Fridays, huh?
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I lasted one day of being hopeful that this year was gonna' be the year to find community and long-lasting friendship, only to wind up on the floor in tears this afternoon with the immense feeling that I'm unwanted, a freak, a despicable asshole, and undeserving of friends.
Fridays, huh?
Fridays, huh?
This time last year, I was around 280+ lbs.
I'm now weighing in at around 217 lbs.
Amazing what happens when you don't eat 7-11 pizza for every meal.
Or rather, what happens when you can't eat or access fast food all the time.
I'm now weighing in at around 217 lbs.
Amazing what happens when you don't eat 7-11 pizza for every meal.
Or rather, what happens when you can't eat or access fast food all the time.
January 9, 2026 at 2:40 PM
This time last year, I was around 280+ lbs.
I'm now weighing in at around 217 lbs.
Amazing what happens when you don't eat 7-11 pizza for every meal.
Or rather, what happens when you can't eat or access fast food all the time.
I'm now weighing in at around 217 lbs.
Amazing what happens when you don't eat 7-11 pizza for every meal.
Or rather, what happens when you can't eat or access fast food all the time.
Damn. I forgot that the "Everytime Arnold Schwarzenegger Screams/Yells in a Film" compilation still lives on YouTube.
I now live with a heavy regret.
Best 2+ hours I've ever spent watching cinema.
I now live with a heavy regret.
Best 2+ hours I've ever spent watching cinema.
The ABC Saturday Morning Cartoon "After These Messages We'll Be Right Back" bumpers compilation stays ON during sex.
the 1973-1991 cbs special presentation animation stays ON during sex
January 9, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Damn. I forgot that the "Everytime Arnold Schwarzenegger Screams/Yells in a Film" compilation still lives on YouTube.
I now live with a heavy regret.
Best 2+ hours I've ever spent watching cinema.
I now live with a heavy regret.
Best 2+ hours I've ever spent watching cinema.
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/9 Anyway, a substantial project of the Right is to make it dangerous, expensive, and ideally illegal to speak the truth about them. Don’t give up an inch of ground.
January 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
/9 Anyway, a substantial project of the Right is to make it dangerous, expensive, and ideally illegal to speak the truth about them. Don’t give up an inch of ground.
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first week of 2026: fascism, invasion, chaos, death, lies. but art exists. somehow a film keeps you human and sane while the world burns. that's why sharing cinema matters
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
first week of 2026: fascism, invasion, chaos, death, lies. but art exists. somehow a film keeps you human and sane while the world burns. that's why sharing cinema matters
The ABC Saturday Morning Cartoon "After These Messages We'll Be Right Back" bumpers compilation stays ON during sex.
the 1973-1991 cbs special presentation animation stays ON during sex
the 20th century fox fanfare stays ON during sex
January 9, 2026 at 4:29 AM
The ABC Saturday Morning Cartoon "After These Messages We'll Be Right Back" bumpers compilation stays ON during sex.
"There's more important things than kings or power!" - Monkey D. Luffy
Tell me again that One Piece does not touch of human rights, politics, oppression, and what freedom is. If you're saying it doesn't or you willingly don't want it to, you're a ding dong. ♡
Tell me again that One Piece does not touch of human rights, politics, oppression, and what freedom is. If you're saying it doesn't or you willingly don't want it to, you're a ding dong. ♡
January 9, 2026 at 4:04 AM
"There's more important things than kings or power!" - Monkey D. Luffy
Tell me again that One Piece does not touch of human rights, politics, oppression, and what freedom is. If you're saying it doesn't or you willingly don't want it to, you're a ding dong. ♡
Tell me again that One Piece does not touch of human rights, politics, oppression, and what freedom is. If you're saying it doesn't or you willingly don't want it to, you're a ding dong. ♡
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2026 is hopefully the year I quit winning about being isolated, and despite the fear and anxiety of putting myself out there while knowing all the risks and terrible things that could occur, and start making a community and genuine bond that I cannot seem to find.
January 8, 2026 at 5:07 PM
2026 is hopefully the year I quit winning about being isolated, and despite the fear and anxiety of putting myself out there while knowing all the risks and terrible things that could occur, and start making a community and genuine bond that I cannot seem to find.
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These are the guys in masks kidnapping women and children off the streets.
A thread of ICE and CBP sex offenders and credibly accused sex pasts. Content-warning descriptions of abuse
Yuma Sector CBP agent Ramon Marquez, 31, was arrested in May 2025 and has been charged with 15 felonies including 14 counts of sexual conduct with a 16-year-old between Dec 2024 and Apr 2025.
Yuma Sector CBP agent Ramon Marquez, 31, was arrested in May 2025 and has been charged with 15 felonies including 14 counts of sexual conduct with a 16-year-old between Dec 2024 and Apr 2025.
January 8, 2026 at 2:55 AM
These are the guys in masks kidnapping women and children off the streets.