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sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social
@sudden-bowsprit.bsky.social
a national treasure
The flesh pile loves you. The flesh pile will remember you.
January 7, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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'noooooooo... my little feefees.. i can't enjoy my porn if it's not morally pure... ' GROW UP

i am tired of fandom brain making people turn the mildest criticism into an existential threat upon one's moral virtue, nobody give a shit if u go to hell for wanking it to children's games except you

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January 6, 2026 at 5:48 PM
This is a bar meant for you (a femme) to meet your ex-girlfriend (with a bisexual bob) to discuss the political inequalities of your current timeshare over the cat you adopted together.
January 6, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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Helpful hint: commodified sexuality has always been part of patriarchal societies, even the super-prudish ones you think can totally be fixed by fucking nastier.
January 5, 2026 at 8:47 AM
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I hope she gets some of that sweet sweet Fulnecky retirement fund too 😋
January 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
J'aimerais juste que quelqu'un leur dise de manger des légumes de temps en temps.
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Par exemple, le pilaf, c'est clairement un jambalaya français, sauf qu'ils n'osent pas mettre les épices traditionnelles.
January 3, 2026 at 11:08 AM