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Working out my salvation with fear and trembling (I’m unionising the polycule)
My parrot impression brings all the girls to my door
December 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Christmas time is over. Now comes the time of the Orc.
December 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Je me permets de vous faire suivre ce lien pour une collecte importante.
gofund.me/7198c0209
Pour que Hanane passe ses derniers jours auprès des siens, organized by Hicham Sakkoum
Bonjour, Je m’appelle Hicham et je suis l’un des membres de … Hicham Sakkoum a besoin de votre soutien pour Pour que Hanane passe ses derniers jours auprès des siens
gofund.me
December 26, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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The Onion, non-stop winning
December 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
When she uses my earring as a fidget toy
December 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I just learned that in the French dubbed version of the Lord of the Rings no one tutoies with each other and I think that’s really sad
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
In your 30s you will meet a gorgeous woman with the best smile when she brings you some water. It’s very important that you ignore your volunteering job and talk her ear off for three hours.
In your 30s you will meet a butch with blue hair. It is essential that you bring her some water and ditch work to spend the afternoon with her.
December 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
So grateful my girlfriend is still attracted to me after hearing me speak French for a Christmas party
December 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Went to lesbian Christmas and everybody liked my treacle tart
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Christmas is better with chosen family
December 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
All your “Christians stole Christmas from the pagans” can’t hurt me. I come from horseshoe theory Christianity where they don’t celebrate Christmas because it was stolen from the pagans. Checkmate atheists
December 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Caroled ✅
Girlfriended ✅
Wined ✅
Bûched ✅
Chocolated ✅
Full of orbs ✅
Lord of the ringsed ✅
Happy crimmus to mother-ed ✅

Merry cimmas ☺️
December 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Butch de Noël
December 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I know a fellow American working for a European civil service (American ally) who got detained and questioned for over six hours flying back to the states for the holiday because “why don’t you live and work in the USA”

idk I don’t have a conclusion, this shit is just wild
“France condemns the visa restriction measures taken by the United States against Thierry Breton and four other European figures. These measures amount to intimidation and coercion aimed at undermining European digital sovereignty”

Emmanuel Macron
December 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Please enjoy my biblically accurate map of the US
December 24, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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you, a worldly new yorker, a londoner maybe or any other city with underground trains: "the french are so dramatic, chatelet les halles can't be that bad."

chatelet les halles, the largest underground station in the world:
December 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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istfg, the passageways and the dead ends shift when you're not looking. that place is alive, and it Hates
December 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Please enjoy my biblically accurate map of France
December 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Thriller where it’s just someone trying to leave Chatelet-Les Halles on December 22
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It’s 15h00 and the sun is still up. I’m in heaven
December 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Maybe it’s real love, maybe it’s stockholm syndrome. Regardless, I’m glad to be back in Paris.
December 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
On the one hand, all those aviation videos make me understand
de-icing before departure, air traffic restrictions, etc. On the other hand, we’re now 30 minutes delayed and I’m wondering what kind of de-icer was used and if we will need more of it. On the third hand, I miss my lover.
December 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
There’s a soft art boy in the airport who has coordinated his striped sweater (blue, red, mustard) to his scarf (blue) and his jacket (red) and his backpack (mustard) and his shoes (mustard). Between the two of us we are the best dressed in this airport
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I haven’t vaped in three months but I can feel the urge rising up now that I’m heading back to France
December 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM