James
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No matter how many photos come out, it never gets easier seeing Clinton in these photos. He was our president for god's sake, we should demand better
December 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
No matter how many photos come out, it never gets easier seeing Clinton in these photos. He was our president for god's sake, we should demand better
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Bobby Baccalieri is the Krillin of 'The Sopranos'
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Bobby Baccalieri is the Krillin of 'The Sopranos'
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Please enjoy today's post about the (not as real as the jokes would have you believe) litigation crisis of the 1970s:
Frivolous Lawsuits
Let’s get it out of the way because you’re probably thinking about it. This is not going to be about Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants, the infamous 1994 lawsuit where an elderly woman sued McDonald’s...
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December 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Please enjoy today's post about the (not as real as the jokes would have you believe) litigation crisis of the 1970s:
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Good morning my friends, please enjoy this first post about a joke that was absolutely everywhere in the late 80s and early 90s: www.imightaswellexplainthejoke.com/elvis-is-ali...
Elvis Is Alive
The Setup
“5. Elvis Is Living in My Bunker (Baghdad Enquirer)”
– From David Letterman’s “Top 10 Headlines in Today's Baghdad Newspapers,” February 1, 1991
Elvis Presley suffered a ghoulish revival ...
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November 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Good morning my friends, please enjoy this first post about a joke that was absolutely everywhere in the late 80s and early 90s: www.imightaswellexplainthejoke.com/elvis-is-ali...
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August 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander
July 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander
the french call vacations "la petite retraite" which translates literally to "the little retirement"
July 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
the french call vacations "la petite retraite" which translates literally to "the little retirement"
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7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
June 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
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the AI slop is the predictable boring stuff, but more interesting is a year+ ago when they were trying to make a VR app happen. Not sure why this didn't take off!!
May 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
the AI slop is the predictable boring stuff, but more interesting is a year+ ago when they were trying to make a VR app happen. Not sure why this didn't take off!!
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obsessed with the deranged twitter account of a New England tire shop which just constantly posts low engagement AI slop videos of tires, most recently a Star Wars themed one where a jedi fights "Darth Tire" which... are tires evil in this scenario?
May 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
obsessed with the deranged twitter account of a New England tire shop which just constantly posts low engagement AI slop videos of tires, most recently a Star Wars themed one where a jedi fights "Darth Tire" which... are tires evil in this scenario?
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Master and Commander/TNG Intro
this was rendering all day while I was out lol
this was rendering all day while I was out lol
April 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Master and Commander/TNG Intro
this was rendering all day while I was out lol
this was rendering all day while I was out lol
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The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses
April 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
how I'm spending my Friday night
March 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
how I'm spending my Friday night
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How your email found me
February 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
How your email found me
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Toshiro Mifune driving his MG TD on the set of Yojimbo with his sword on the dash
February 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Toshiro Mifune driving his MG TD on the set of Yojimbo with his sword on the dash
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welcome to my vineyard I say while crushing a handful of grapes into a pint glass of vodka
February 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
welcome to my vineyard I say while crushing a handful of grapes into a pint glass of vodka
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We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
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Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill
December 30, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill
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Send me pictures of the food you’re eating for Christmas. I love the global variety in the stuff people do.
December 25, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Send me pictures of the food you’re eating for Christmas. I love the global variety in the stuff people do.
finally fulfilled the childhood dream of having a Christmas goose
December 26, 2024 at 3:16 AM
finally fulfilled the childhood dream of having a Christmas goose