Subparpaladin
@subparpaladin.bsky.social
Back by unpopular lack of demand
He/They
TMBG Superfan
Protect Trans Kids
Free Palestine
Various cool opinions
He/They
TMBG Superfan
Protect Trans Kids
Free Palestine
Various cool opinions
June 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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been trying to figure out why I'm in such a bad mood lately and I think it might simply be that he's not fucking dead yet
May 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
been trying to figure out why I'm in such a bad mood lately and I think it might simply be that he's not fucking dead yet
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Mister Gorbachev, open this pit up
April 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Mister Gorbachev, open this pit up
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I’m not “posting for clout”, I’m posting because I ate too much of a edible and I have to get the phrase “evangelion got a fat ass” out of my head or I’ll die
August 29, 2023 at 9:30 PM
I’m not “posting for clout”, I’m posting because I ate too much of a edible and I have to get the phrase “evangelion got a fat ass” out of my head or I’ll die
Me and 5 friends, just hanging out and existing in the world. Call that a six pack of be-ers
March 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Me and 5 friends, just hanging out and existing in the world. Call that a six pack of be-ers
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People are so fascinating and by fascinating I mean stupid and wrong
March 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
People are so fascinating and by fascinating I mean stupid and wrong
Call my girl "Chupacabra" because I'm the Greatest Of All Time
February 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Call my girl "Chupacabra" because I'm the Greatest Of All Time
"Cohort" is good bc these bitches and I be hortin
February 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"Cohort" is good bc these bitches and I be hortin
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im going to smoke weed for four years
January 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
im going to smoke weed for four years
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it’s wrong to to brag about hindsight, i know that now.
January 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
it’s wrong to to brag about hindsight, i know that now.
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Hate seeing a mf rub his hands together. Bro, you better be cold. If you scheming, I stg.
December 14, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Hate seeing a mf rub his hands together. Bro, you better be cold. If you scheming, I stg.
"Fireplace" feels like a placeholder name while we come up with something cool to call it.
Perhaps a return to "hearth" is in order.
Perhaps a return to "hearth" is in order.
December 4, 2024 at 4:00 PM
"Fireplace" feels like a placeholder name while we come up with something cool to call it.
Perhaps a return to "hearth" is in order.
Perhaps a return to "hearth" is in order.
wanted to go to school to be a hypnotist, but I couldn't pass the entrance exam
December 2, 2024 at 4:35 PM
wanted to go to school to be a hypnotist, but I couldn't pass the entrance exam
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I've about had it with America's declining literacy rates.
At this point, you either understand hyperbole or you're literally the dumbest person in the world
At this point, you either understand hyperbole or you're literally the dumbest person in the world
November 28, 2024 at 1:02 PM
I've about had it with America's declining literacy rates.
At this point, you either understand hyperbole or you're literally the dumbest person in the world
At this point, you either understand hyperbole or you're literally the dumbest person in the world
If he weren't executed, you know Epstein would be up in Trump's cabinet
November 22, 2024 at 2:36 AM
If he weren't executed, you know Epstein would be up in Trump's cabinet
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I am free speech absolutist, HOWEVER it should be illegal to be mean to me
November 21, 2024 at 11:06 AM
I am free speech absolutist, HOWEVER it should be illegal to be mean to me
Me: So I would say I really cut my teeth in the logistics industry
Dentist: Yeah, that is definitely what went wrong here. You should not have done that.
Dentist: Yeah, that is definitely what went wrong here. You should not have done that.
November 21, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Me: So I would say I really cut my teeth in the logistics industry
Dentist: Yeah, that is definitely what went wrong here. You should not have done that.
Dentist: Yeah, that is definitely what went wrong here. You should not have done that.
Guys, my therapist said that sometimes it do not, in fact, "be like that" and that actually most people are capable of experiencing joy
November 18, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Guys, my therapist said that sometimes it do not, in fact, "be like that" and that actually most people are capable of experiencing joy