Sub-optimal Prime
@suboptimalprime.bsky.social
Possessor of the Matrix of Mediocrity.
Comics, music, and geek culture are my jam. Part time goat farmer when not doing my day job.
He/Him. Father. Husband. Ally.
Certified Bluesky Elder.
Comics, music, and geek culture are my jam. Part time goat farmer when not doing my day job.
He/Him. Father. Husband. Ally.
Certified Bluesky Elder.
Pinned
Remember comic collecting friends, low grade is still a grade.
All right, stop whatcha doin'
'Cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny
But yo I'm makin' money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
'Cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny
But yo I'm makin' money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
All right, stop whatcha doin'
'Cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny
But yo I'm makin' money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
'Cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny
But yo I'm makin' money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
Are you on the square?
Are you on the level?
Are you ready to swear right here, right now before the devil
That you're on the square
That you're on the level
That you're ready to stand right here, right now?
Right here, right now
Are you on the level?
Are you ready to swear right here, right now before the devil
That you're on the square
That you're on the level
That you're ready to stand right here, right now?
Right here, right now
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Are you on the square?
Are you on the level?
Are you ready to swear right here, right now before the devil
That you're on the square
That you're on the level
That you're ready to stand right here, right now?
Right here, right now
Are you on the level?
Are you ready to swear right here, right now before the devil
That you're on the square
That you're on the level
That you're ready to stand right here, right now?
Right here, right now
I'm looking for a miracle man
That tells me no lies
I'm looking for a miracle man
Who's not in disguise
I don't know where he'll come from
And I don't know where he's been
But it's not our Jimmy sinner
Because he's so obscene
Miracle man, got busted
Miracle man, got busted
That tells me no lies
I'm looking for a miracle man
Who's not in disguise
I don't know where he'll come from
And I don't know where he's been
But it's not our Jimmy sinner
Because he's so obscene
Miracle man, got busted
Miracle man, got busted
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm looking for a miracle man
That tells me no lies
I'm looking for a miracle man
Who's not in disguise
I don't know where he'll come from
And I don't know where he's been
But it's not our Jimmy sinner
Because he's so obscene
Miracle man, got busted
Miracle man, got busted
That tells me no lies
I'm looking for a miracle man
Who's not in disguise
I don't know where he'll come from
And I don't know where he's been
But it's not our Jimmy sinner
Because he's so obscene
Miracle man, got busted
Miracle man, got busted
Apparently the MCU broke a lot of people.
Now EVERYTHING has to be connected.
They aren’t Easter eggs any longer. Now they are plot points for a decades long series of sequels, prequels, and reboots.
Now EVERYTHING has to be connected.
They aren’t Easter eggs any longer. Now they are plot points for a decades long series of sequels, prequels, and reboots.
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Apparently the MCU broke a lot of people.
Now EVERYTHING has to be connected.
They aren’t Easter eggs any longer. Now they are plot points for a decades long series of sequels, prequels, and reboots.
Now EVERYTHING has to be connected.
They aren’t Easter eggs any longer. Now they are plot points for a decades long series of sequels, prequels, and reboots.
RW nut jobs were prepared to shoot up the non-existent basement of a pizza parlor because of insane online conspiracy theories but you can’t get the same people to accept actual proof that POTUS was involved with a confirmed sex trafficker.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
RW nut jobs were prepared to shoot up the non-existent basement of a pizza parlor because of insane online conspiracy theories but you can’t get the same people to accept actual proof that POTUS was involved with a confirmed sex trafficker.
Make it make sense.
Make it make sense.
Post you from a different era.
I think this was 1990.
I think this was 1990.
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Post you from a different era.
I think this was 1990.
I think this was 1990.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
Carter Burke endorses Cuomo.
November 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Carter Burke endorses Cuomo.
Only because the alarm system is set to “password” and they didn’t want a common passcode for all of the security systems.
November 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Only because the alarm system is set to “password” and they didn’t want a common passcode for all of the security systems.
My wife picked this up yesterday. She loved reading them back in the day, and so did I. Only ever got a chance to read a few as they were always checked out at the library.
November 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My wife picked this up yesterday. She loved reading them back in the day, and so did I. Only ever got a chance to read a few as they were always checked out at the library.
Doing my best @aaronmeyers.bsky.social impression.
I’m not a toy guy but I have been eyeing this up at my LCS for a while now and it was 30% off for members of the in store rewards club.
Mashing up two of my favorite toys as a kid.
I’m not a toy guy but I have been eyeing this up at my LCS for a while now and it was 30% off for members of the in store rewards club.
Mashing up two of my favorite toys as a kid.
November 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Doing my best @aaronmeyers.bsky.social impression.
I’m not a toy guy but I have been eyeing this up at my LCS for a while now and it was 30% off for members of the in store rewards club.
Mashing up two of my favorite toys as a kid.
I’m not a toy guy but I have been eyeing this up at my LCS for a while now and it was 30% off for members of the in store rewards club.
Mashing up two of my favorite toys as a kid.
One Holiday, three icons.
October 31, 2025 at 10:15 AM
One Holiday, three icons.
Not sure who bothers me more.
People that have never suffered real hardship opining that it’s just a simple matter of getting a job to solve everything that has put you in a position of depending on assistance to survive.
Or those that have and choose to pull the ladder up after themselves.
People that have never suffered real hardship opining that it’s just a simple matter of getting a job to solve everything that has put you in a position of depending on assistance to survive.
Or those that have and choose to pull the ladder up after themselves.
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Not sure who bothers me more.
People that have never suffered real hardship opining that it’s just a simple matter of getting a job to solve everything that has put you in a position of depending on assistance to survive.
Or those that have and choose to pull the ladder up after themselves.
People that have never suffered real hardship opining that it’s just a simple matter of getting a job to solve everything that has put you in a position of depending on assistance to survive.
Or those that have and choose to pull the ladder up after themselves.
Beyond disgusted listening to a coworker celebrating the fact that SNAP and food subsidies will stop on Nov 1. He continued to go on about how it will force “those people with 7 kids” to get a job.
People as far removed from food insecurity as he is shouldn’t celebrate others going hungry.
People as far removed from food insecurity as he is shouldn’t celebrate others going hungry.
October 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Beyond disgusted listening to a coworker celebrating the fact that SNAP and food subsidies will stop on Nov 1. He continued to go on about how it will force “those people with 7 kids” to get a job.
People as far removed from food insecurity as he is shouldn’t celebrate others going hungry.
People as far removed from food insecurity as he is shouldn’t celebrate others going hungry.
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Americans brace for food stamps to run out: ‘the greatest hunger catastrophe since the Great Depression’
Americans brace for food stamps to run out: ‘the greatest hunger catastrophe since the Great Depression’
Nearly 42 million people in danger as federal government shutdown continues and Snap funding to end 1 November
www.theguardian.com
October 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Frost has arrived.
October 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Frost has arrived.
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
Time is a circle.
October 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Time is a circle.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Tuna Noodle Casserole enjoying a lovely autumn walk.
October 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Tuna Noodle Casserole enjoying a lovely autumn walk.
While not a single album CMJ Samplers were the only source for music discovery when you lived in the middle of nowhere and your radio station options were oldies, c&w, and the one rock station that played the same 30 songs.
October 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
While not a single album CMJ Samplers were the only source for music discovery when you lived in the middle of nowhere and your radio station options were oldies, c&w, and the one rock station that played the same 30 songs.
Barn kitties say good night.
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Barn kitties say good night.
Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of 📺
October 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of 📺
Mail call. The first 5 issues of Vanguard Illustrated.
October 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Mail call. The first 5 issues of Vanguard Illustrated.