Sub-optimal Prime
@suboptimalprime.bsky.social
Possessor of the Matrix of Mediocrity.
Comics, music, and geek culture are my jam. Part time goat farmer when not doing my day job.
He/Him. Father. Husband. Ally.
Certified Bluesky Elder.
Comics, music, and geek culture are my jam. Part time goat farmer when not doing my day job.
He/Him. Father. Husband. Ally.
Certified Bluesky Elder.
All right, stop whatcha doin'
'Cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny
But yo I'm makin' money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
'Cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny
But yo I'm makin' money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
All right, stop whatcha doin'
'Cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny
But yo I'm makin' money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
'Cause I'm about to ruin
The image and the style that ya used to
I look funny
But yo I'm makin' money, see
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
Are you on the square?
Are you on the level?
Are you ready to swear right here, right now before the devil
That you're on the square
That you're on the level
That you're ready to stand right here, right now?
Right here, right now
Are you on the level?
Are you ready to swear right here, right now before the devil
That you're on the square
That you're on the level
That you're ready to stand right here, right now?
Right here, right now
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Are you on the square?
Are you on the level?
Are you ready to swear right here, right now before the devil
That you're on the square
That you're on the level
That you're ready to stand right here, right now?
Right here, right now
Are you on the level?
Are you ready to swear right here, right now before the devil
That you're on the square
That you're on the level
That you're ready to stand right here, right now?
Right here, right now
I'm looking for a miracle man
That tells me no lies
I'm looking for a miracle man
Who's not in disguise
I don't know where he'll come from
And I don't know where he's been
But it's not our Jimmy sinner
Because he's so obscene
Miracle man, got busted
Miracle man, got busted
That tells me no lies
I'm looking for a miracle man
Who's not in disguise
I don't know where he'll come from
And I don't know where he's been
But it's not our Jimmy sinner
Because he's so obscene
Miracle man, got busted
Miracle man, got busted
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I'm looking for a miracle man
That tells me no lies
I'm looking for a miracle man
Who's not in disguise
I don't know where he'll come from
And I don't know where he's been
But it's not our Jimmy sinner
Because he's so obscene
Miracle man, got busted
Miracle man, got busted
That tells me no lies
I'm looking for a miracle man
Who's not in disguise
I don't know where he'll come from
And I don't know where he's been
But it's not our Jimmy sinner
Because he's so obscene
Miracle man, got busted
Miracle man, got busted
Post you from a different era.
I think this was 1990.
I think this was 1990.
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Post you from a different era.
I think this was 1990.
I think this was 1990.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
Carter Burke endorses Cuomo.
November 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Carter Burke endorses Cuomo.
My wife picked this up yesterday. She loved reading them back in the day, and so did I. Only ever got a chance to read a few as they were always checked out at the library.
November 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My wife picked this up yesterday. She loved reading them back in the day, and so did I. Only ever got a chance to read a few as they were always checked out at the library.
Doing my best @aaronmeyers.bsky.social impression.
I’m not a toy guy but I have been eyeing this up at my LCS for a while now and it was 30% off for members of the in store rewards club.
Mashing up two of my favorite toys as a kid.
I’m not a toy guy but I have been eyeing this up at my LCS for a while now and it was 30% off for members of the in store rewards club.
Mashing up two of my favorite toys as a kid.
November 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Doing my best @aaronmeyers.bsky.social impression.
I’m not a toy guy but I have been eyeing this up at my LCS for a while now and it was 30% off for members of the in store rewards club.
Mashing up two of my favorite toys as a kid.
I’m not a toy guy but I have been eyeing this up at my LCS for a while now and it was 30% off for members of the in store rewards club.
Mashing up two of my favorite toys as a kid.
Top Shelf Friday Bonus!
With all of the Wrightson covers I would be remiss to not share this sketchbook signed by the man himself at Motor City Comicon back in 2008. What a delight it was to meet and chat with him.
With all of the Wrightson covers I would be remiss to not share this sketchbook signed by the man himself at Motor City Comicon back in 2008. What a delight it was to meet and chat with him.
November 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Top Shelf Friday Bonus!
With all of the Wrightson covers I would be remiss to not share this sketchbook signed by the man himself at Motor City Comicon back in 2008. What a delight it was to meet and chat with him.
With all of the Wrightson covers I would be remiss to not share this sketchbook signed by the man himself at Motor City Comicon back in 2008. What a delight it was to meet and chat with him.
Top Shelf Friday on a Halloween calls for spooky books and this week’s is yet another 1st issue.
1982’s Twisted Tales #1 with an amazing Richard Corben cover.
1982’s Twisted Tales #1 with an amazing Richard Corben cover.
October 31, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Top Shelf Friday on a Halloween calls for spooky books and this week’s is yet another 1st issue.
1982’s Twisted Tales #1 with an amazing Richard Corben cover.
1982’s Twisted Tales #1 with an amazing Richard Corben cover.
One Holiday, three icons.
October 31, 2025 at 10:15 AM
One Holiday, three icons.
Frost has arrived.
October 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Frost has arrived.
Top Shelf Friday beckons you to enter Elvira’s House of Mystery.
Another spooky first issue as we shamble towards Halloween.
Another spooky first issue as we shamble towards Halloween.
October 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Top Shelf Friday beckons you to enter Elvira’s House of Mystery.
Another spooky first issue as we shamble towards Halloween.
Another spooky first issue as we shamble towards Halloween.
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
Time is a circle.
October 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Time is a circle.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Tuna Noodle Casserole enjoying a lovely autumn walk.
October 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Tuna Noodle Casserole enjoying a lovely autumn walk.
My Top Shelf Friday forges ahead with another Spooky issue 1. This time it’s a bit more mirth than mayhem with 1964’s Gold Key The Little Monsters.
October 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
My Top Shelf Friday forges ahead with another Spooky issue 1. This time it’s a bit more mirth than mayhem with 1964’s Gold Key The Little Monsters.
While not a single album CMJ Samplers were the only source for music discovery when you lived in the middle of nowhere and your radio station options were oldies, c&w, and the one rock station that played the same 30 songs.
October 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
While not a single album CMJ Samplers were the only source for music discovery when you lived in the middle of nowhere and your radio station options were oldies, c&w, and the one rock station that played the same 30 songs.
Barn kitties say good night.
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Barn kitties say good night.
Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of 📺
October 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of 📺
Top Shelf Friday marches on with another spooky season first issue.
This time it’s Doorway To Nightmare #1 with its hauntingly beautiful Kaluta cover.
This time it’s Doorway To Nightmare #1 with its hauntingly beautiful Kaluta cover.
October 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Top Shelf Friday marches on with another spooky season first issue.
This time it’s Doorway To Nightmare #1 with its hauntingly beautiful Kaluta cover.
This time it’s Doorway To Nightmare #1 with its hauntingly beautiful Kaluta cover.
Top Shelf Friday is here again.
Another horror comic. Another first issue.
Carlton Comic’s Haunted which would eventually become Baron Weirwulf’s Haunted Library.
Another horror comic. Another first issue.
Carlton Comic’s Haunted which would eventually become Baron Weirwulf’s Haunted Library.
October 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Top Shelf Friday is here again.
Another horror comic. Another first issue.
Carlton Comic’s Haunted which would eventually become Baron Weirwulf’s Haunted Library.
Another horror comic. Another first issue.
Carlton Comic’s Haunted which would eventually become Baron Weirwulf’s Haunted Library.
Mail call. The first 5 issues of Vanguard Illustrated.
October 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Mail call. The first 5 issues of Vanguard Illustrated.
A day after a shooting at a Mormon church not far from us Facebook is pushing this in to my feed. When they ask where these shooters were radicalized the answer will inevitably lead to social media sites like Facebook and YouTube.
September 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A day after a shooting at a Mormon church not far from us Facebook is pushing this in to my feed. When they ask where these shooters were radicalized the answer will inevitably lead to social media sites like Facebook and YouTube.