Sub-optimal Prime
@suboptimalprime.bsky.social
Possessor of the Matrix of Mediocrity.
Comics, music, and geek culture are my jam. Part time goat farmer when not doing my day job.
He/Him. Father. Husband. Ally.
Certified Bluesky Elder.
Comics, music, and geek culture are my jam. Part time goat farmer when not doing my day job.
He/Him. Father. Husband. Ally.
Certified Bluesky Elder.
Pinned
Remember comic collecting friends, low grade is still a grade.
This! Every accusation is an acknowledgment.
The fact that every right winger with influence screams "who is paying for all of this" tells you exactly how awash in cash they all are, and how much they rely on that to keep their movement afloat.
James O'Keefe says he's never seen anything so organized as the anti-ICE movement, observers--he seems to think this term is code--everywhere he goes. Who is paying for it??? he demands to know. It's like he can't even imagine people caring for one another.
January 25, 2026 at 5:25 PM
This! Every accusation is an acknowledgment.
Without a doubt this president has shown that he is not a man who will rise to the moment. Not just this moment but any moment that requires even an iota of human decency.
January 25, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Without a doubt this president has shown that he is not a man who will rise to the moment. Not just this moment but any moment that requires even an iota of human decency.
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Board of Peace - Season 1
January 24, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Board of Peace - Season 1
Meanwhile at the Board of Peace….
January 23, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Meanwhile at the Board of Peace….
tell me your pet's name in a gif
January 23, 2026 at 12:29 AM
tell me your pet's name in a gif
Had to snap a photo of my LCS on this snowy winter night.
January 22, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Had to snap a photo of my LCS on this snowy winter night.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve been to
Metallica/Queensryche
Robert Plant/Faith No More
Live/PJ Harvey/Buffalo Tom
Fair to Midland/Periphery
Steve Earle
Metallica/Queensryche
Robert Plant/Faith No More
Live/PJ Harvey/Buffalo Tom
Fair to Midland/Periphery
Steve Earle
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve been to
Metallica/Ozzy
Dio/ Accept
Obituary/Cannibal Corpse
Ice T/ Body Count
Iron Maiden/ Waysted
Metallica/Ozzy
Dio/ Accept
Obituary/Cannibal Corpse
Ice T/ Body Count
Iron Maiden/ Waysted
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve been to
Ice T and Body Count
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Merle Haggard
Radiohead
Billie Eilish (twice!)
Ice T and Body Count
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Merle Haggard
Radiohead
Billie Eilish (twice!)
January 20, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve been to
Metallica/Queensryche
Robert Plant/Faith No More
Live/PJ Harvey/Buffalo Tom
Fair to Midland/Periphery
Steve Earle
Metallica/Queensryche
Robert Plant/Faith No More
Live/PJ Harvey/Buffalo Tom
Fair to Midland/Periphery
Steve Earle
Got someone at the shop I was just in to buy a copy of issue 1 by telling them exactly this.
Also added that it’s Highlander but with a reluctant and mostly incompetent protagonist.
Also added that it’s Highlander but with a reluctant and mostly incompetent protagonist.
One of the best ongoings being published right now.
January 17, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Got someone at the shop I was just in to buy a copy of issue 1 by telling them exactly this.
Also added that it’s Highlander but with a reluctant and mostly incompetent protagonist.
Also added that it’s Highlander but with a reluctant and mostly incompetent protagonist.
The question I’m afraid to ask because I would be sickened by how many would answer Yes:
“If the current administration just decided to go full hoods off and admit that their goal is an America for whites only would you still support them?”
“If the current administration just decided to go full hoods off and admit that their goal is an America for whites only would you still support them?”
January 17, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The question I’m afraid to ask because I would be sickened by how many would answer Yes:
“If the current administration just decided to go full hoods off and admit that their goal is an America for whites only would you still support them?”
“If the current administration just decided to go full hoods off and admit that their goal is an America for whites only would you still support them?”
Devil’s Day Tattoo parlor. Lansing, Michigan.
January 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Devil’s Day Tattoo parlor. Lansing, Michigan.
Eye surgery scheduled for Monday. Thankfully just a clean up of the intraocular lens but I’m still concerned about the discomfort I’m having with this eye. Hoping nothings wrong with the buckle that was a part of my last surgery on that eye.
I just want to be able to read my comics again. 😀
I just want to be able to read my comics again. 😀
Wel it’s off to the eye specialist to see what’s wrong this time with my twice surgically repaired right eye.
I could use some positive vibes.
I could use some positive vibes.
January 16, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Eye surgery scheduled for Monday. Thankfully just a clean up of the intraocular lens but I’m still concerned about the discomfort I’m having with this eye. Hoping nothings wrong with the buckle that was a part of my last surgery on that eye.
I just want to be able to read my comics again. 😀
I just want to be able to read my comics again. 😀
People that complain about kids spending too much time on their phones have never sat in a waiting room at an eye clinic.
Everyone is on their phones and every phone’s volume and ringer are set to 11.
Why, yes, I want to listen to your right wing Facebook reels.
I’m salty when I’m nervous.
Everyone is on their phones and every phone’s volume and ringer are set to 11.
Why, yes, I want to listen to your right wing Facebook reels.
I’m salty when I’m nervous.
January 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM
People that complain about kids spending too much time on their phones have never sat in a waiting room at an eye clinic.
Everyone is on their phones and every phone’s volume and ringer are set to 11.
Why, yes, I want to listen to your right wing Facebook reels.
I’m salty when I’m nervous.
Everyone is on their phones and every phone’s volume and ringer are set to 11.
Why, yes, I want to listen to your right wing Facebook reels.
I’m salty when I’m nervous.
Wel it’s off to the eye specialist to see what’s wrong this time with my twice surgically repaired right eye.
I could use some positive vibes.
I could use some positive vibes.
January 16, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Wel it’s off to the eye specialist to see what’s wrong this time with my twice surgically repaired right eye.
I could use some positive vibes.
I could use some positive vibes.
<stealing someone else’s line>
I’m not Funko Pop guy but this was at my local comic shop and I had store credit to burn.
I’m not Funko Pop guy but this was at my local comic shop and I had store credit to burn.
January 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
<stealing someone else’s line>
I’m not Funko Pop guy but this was at my local comic shop and I had store credit to burn.
I’m not Funko Pop guy but this was at my local comic shop and I had store credit to burn.
The Terminator will return in Avengers Doomsday.
January 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
The Terminator will return in Avengers Doomsday.
Shocked to see the same people who missed the point of “Born in the USA” doing the same thing with LOTR.
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
www.independent.co.uk
January 7, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Shocked to see the same people who missed the point of “Born in the USA” doing the same thing with LOTR.
Let’s go to our on the scene reporter who has an exclusive with an expert in the field of doing their own research.
I truly cannot wait for these incredibly stupid people to find out what happens when you try to wave the flag harder than Fox News
January 3, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Let’s go to our on the scene reporter who has an exclusive with an expert in the field of doing their own research.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi I’m steel beam dropped on my head.
Hi I’m steel beam dropped on my head.
January 3, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi I’m steel beam dropped on my head.
Hi I’m steel beam dropped on my head.
Filled the bird feeder and these two settled in for the show. Going to call them Waldorf and Statler.
January 1, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Filled the bird feeder and these two settled in for the show. Going to call them Waldorf and Statler.
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This is the last time I will care about a number. But literally just need one before the New Year. So close.
December 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This is the last time I will care about a number. But literally just need one before the New Year. So close.
Tennessee Ernie Ford gave me a soda when I was a kid.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Tennessee Ernie Ford gave me a soda when I was a kid.
As Christmas draws to a close it means our long national nightmare of the Discover card Greased Lightning commercial will soon come to an end.
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
As Christmas draws to a close it means our long national nightmare of the Discover card Greased Lightning commercial will soon come to an end.
Again, my kids know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Just look at that little Ravage!
Just look at that little Ravage!
December 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Again, my kids know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Just look at that little Ravage!
Just look at that little Ravage!