Jared Smith
Jared Smith
@sublimecoder.bsky.social
#Golang and #Elixirlang #Software Engineer, opinions are my own.
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i finished the book and What A Dude. absolute mad lad. lost his foot in an incident exploring the ice cap of greenland where he extricated himself from ice with a shiv made from his own feces. sheltered refugees from the nazis, was part of the danish resistance, and hung out in 1930s hollywood.
ive been reading books about arctic exploration / ice disasters / the heroic age of arctic exploration to deal with All This and may I recommend Wanderlust, by Reid Mitenbuler, a beautifully written, often funny, and carefully researched biography of Peter Freuchen, the Danish explorer in this photo
March 16, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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love this @rokhanna.bsky.social

We need more proposals like this that co-opt the chaos

Please share off line as well !!!
March 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I mean how else do you handle life?
March 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
March 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Out of all insults thrown at JD Vance who came to Vermont for weekend of skiing, the "VANCE SKIS IN JEANS" is the most brutal.
March 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Smell like opportunity.
If you worked for 18F and got fired, Group together to start a consulting company.

It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.

They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.

I’m happy to invest and/or help
March 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.
February 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Im excited to take place in the economic blackout boycott tomorrow.
I hope you'll join me and millions of others.
February 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Ready Fire Aim is a lousy way to govern.
February 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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🎯
February 26, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Q: how to 6x DOGE savings ($2.5b)?

A: Cut subsidies to Tesla ($15b)
February 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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February 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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“We’ll see you in court.”

Gov. Janet Mills is a badass for this.
TRUMP: The NCAA has complied immediately. That's good. But I understand Maine -- is the governor of Maine here?

JANET MILLS: Yeah I'm here

TRUMP: Are you not gonna comply?

JM: I'm going to comply with state and federal law

T: You better do it bc you're not gonna get any federal funding at all
February 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It’s wild we are watching the rebranding of Nazi salutes. We literally had a global war about this. This isn’t normal.
February 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Lmao!
February 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
If you repeat a lie loud enough and often enough idiots will believe it.
And fully half of it is a humiliating error where they mistake the value of a contract by 1000x confusing 8 million with 8 BILLION
DOGE says it has saved $55 billion in federal spending so far, but its website only accounts for $16.6 billion of that
February 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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And fully half of it is a humiliating error where they mistake the value of a contract by 1000x confusing 8 million with 8 BILLION
February 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Ok that made me laugh
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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"Working from home just two days a week saves workers anywhere from $305 to $2,357 per year on travel, parking, food and work clothes," per MorePerfectUnion.
January 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Dating in your late 30s early 40s is a total shit show.
January 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I mean he’s on his way… Trump will write the forward I’m sure.
January 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM