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The conflation of offensive and funny is one of the lamest things to ever happen to stand-up comedy
November 18, 2024 at 5:27 PM
i’m tired
November 15, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 12:01 PM
so embarrassing when i’m talking out loud to myself and my dog thinks i’m addressing him - like no buddy sorry, i don’t think you can help me find my left shoe right now but i appreciate the enthusiasm
November 15, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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me: (thinking of a funny scenario) hahaha oh goodness
November 15, 2024 at 2:30 PM
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thoughtful critic on neiche television and streaming shows
November 15, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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I love this app cause everyone is annoying and it barely works. 🦋
November 15, 2024 at 12:30 AM
found out about Hyraxes this week - easily in my top 5 animals now
November 14, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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Good morning BlueSky #photography folks. First post, have to share a good one from earlier this year. Manhattenhenge off the Tudor Bridge in NYC.
November 13, 2024 at 1:43 PM
finally some good news omg
Today is National Pickle Day.
November 14, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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I take a long walk in Los Angeles every day and over time I have amassed quite a collection of photos of funky little cars that are parked all by themselves
November 13, 2024 at 6:03 AM
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November 13, 2024 at 5:23 PM
moaned a lil bit when i saw this - i cant lie
I accidentally went a little overboard with the feta but this was phenomenal
November 13, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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Sorry but all the fables and fairy tales I read as a kid led me to believe people would be learning WAY more lessons than they actually do
November 13, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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Yo!
November 13, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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🔴A few years ago, I filled a little square Paperchase book with drawings and sold the sketchbook when it was filled. The book is something I am still proud of. One of the most enjoyable projects I have done.
This little drawing is the planet Jupiter.
#SciArt 🐡 #Sketchbook #OriginalArt #Drawing
November 13, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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so there’s these two best friends with a podcast…
November 13, 2024 at 7:49 PM
November 13, 2024 at 8:14 PM
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Social experiment: we live happily ever after
November 9, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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time to get out the thanksgiving decorations (a single dish towel with a cornucopia on it)
November 11, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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Me: There's no lamb

Chef: Then grill the chicken

Me *shining light on chicken's face* tell us where the lamb is, you son of a bitch
November 8, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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A string walks into a bar. They say they don’t serve pieces of string. String goes outside and ties himself in a knot and tousles his hair and walks back in. Bartender says “I told you we don’t serve pieces of string. Are you a piece of string?” String says “Nope. I’m a frayed knot.” Have a great we
November 8, 2024 at 5:42 PM
firm believer that everyone should be just a tiny bit in love with their best friends
November 8, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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ME: things are too serious for me to waste time thinking up jokes now. im done with social media, maybe forever

ALSO ME: the Scooby doo universe is exactly the same as ours except their Jesus Christ figure was named Jinkies Crinkies. also vampires and monsters are real but only sometimes
November 8, 2024 at 2:06 PM