Devin
suasagecreature.bsky.social
Devin
@suasagecreature.bsky.social
Mind if I kill?
Libs are being positively routed right now. The left should be magnanimous and "call people in" instead of "calling people out". But never stop burning Teslas. That is a mission bestowed upon us from God and only God can give mercy to abomination.
March 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Trump: "we're going to have a recession"

Markets: k.

Republicans: I am bathing in libs' tears as we speak and eating my own shit to pwn them111
March 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Exiting a time machine and explaining to the Seattle comrades that the real estate guy killed the WTO, NATO and USAID
March 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Mi presidenté
March 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
When you can no longer send bombs to Israel and you have to do the hard work of resisting a fascist administration you can always take the easy option and simply die. Masterful, gambit, Democrats
70 year old congressman Sylvester Turner died in office last night. He was elected in November to replace Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, who also died in office at age 74.
March 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Trump just signed an executive order mandating that Hollywood make a R-rated Star Wars where a white man calls Jaba the Hutt a retard. #ResistFascism
March 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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X - Johnny hit and run Paulene
February 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I expressly remember people telling me that podcasts were for nerds and freaks but fucking jokes on you cause if you have a podcast you can get appointed Deputy Director of the FBI and those mofos iced MLK like it wudn't no thang.
February 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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JFK was 43 when he became president! We don't have to keep electing people in their 70s!
February 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Shoutout to salt, nature’s perfect food
February 18, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico
February 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
What if Exa Dark Sidrael one of Elon Musk's few female children decides to change her sex to sandworm and rule us like a brutal godking but actually its for our own good and leads to a galactic golden age? Ever think of that you fucking woke pussy?
February 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
We may need to bring back DEI.
A Delta flight carrying ~80 passengers from Minnesota appears to have crash landed at Toronto Pearson Airport. No casualties reported as of this time. Numerous photos and videos have been released showing passengers safely exiting the plane, which flipped upside down. At least 8 people injured.
February 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
One of the coolest things about Joy Division is how they insisted on wearing business clothing despite the drawbacks. Genius.
February 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Vince Neil and Jeffrey Lee Peirce are evil dopplegangers. Both white-passing latinos. Both leaning heavily into that look but taking wildly different paths. Am i the first to notice?
February 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We need this guy to be our new Tom Brokaw.
After @dropsitenews.com revealed Tesla was forecast to be given a $400 million contract for “Armored Tesla,” the State Department altered its spreadsheet to obscure Tesla’s role.

Metadata shows the spreadsheet was revised several hours after our story published.
February 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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🚨New from @dropsitenews.com: Tesla is forecast to win the largest State Dept contract of 2025 -- $400 million for "Armored Tesla" -- according to procurement documents we reviewed.

(And Elon Musk before you accuse us of doxxing, the docs are public)

www.dropsitenews.com/p/elon-musk-...
"Armored Tesla" forecast to win $400 million State Department contract after Trump's election, government document shows
The State Department’s procurement forecast, revised as of late December 2024, lists Tesla as the recipient of the largest expected contract, with Marco Rubio’s department planning to buy $400,000,000...
www.dropsitenews.com
February 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I hope Kendrick goes after Elmo’s dad next. I mean just look at this guy and tell me nothing weird is going on
February 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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February 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Shout out to Lake City.
February 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Flu viruses are crafty mofos. -phd virologist
February 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM