StuMoff
@stumoff.bsky.social
mof-mof: minimum of fuss, maximum of flavour.
York UK
York UK
When I realise I’m cooking too much pasta, I always check more often to see if it’s done, to help get rid of it.
I’ve no idea why I do this. I end up eating the same amount of pasta as if I’d just left it alone. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’ve no idea why I do this. I end up eating the same amount of pasta as if I’d just left it alone. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I eat so many raw ingredients while prepping dinner that by the time the meal is ready I’m not hungry
January 7, 2026 at 5:20 PM
When I realise I’m cooking too much pasta, I always check more often to see if it’s done, to help get rid of it.
I’ve no idea why I do this. I end up eating the same amount of pasta as if I’d just left it alone. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’ve no idea why I do this. I end up eating the same amount of pasta as if I’d just left it alone. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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January 4, 2026 at 10:35 AM
There goes dry January.
January 1, 2026 at 8:56 PM
There goes dry January.
Feel like I’ve not done many gigs this year but hey, here we go (in alphabetical order):
Anthony Szmierek (tbh would be first anyway)
Bodega
Bug Club
Charli 2na
Moonchild Sanelly
Anthony Szmierek (tbh would be first anyway)
Bodega
Bug Club
Charli 2na
Moonchild Sanelly
December 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Feel like I’ve not done many gigs this year but hey, here we go (in alphabetical order):
Anthony Szmierek (tbh would be first anyway)
Bodega
Bug Club
Charli 2na
Moonchild Sanelly
Anthony Szmierek (tbh would be first anyway)
Bodega
Bug Club
Charli 2na
Moonchild Sanelly
So much effort and money, so little cultural impact.
December 29, 2025 at 9:57 AM
So much effort and money, so little cultural impact.
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
There’s a reason my social feeds have lit up with Vanity Fair photos today - they are good work.
December 18, 2025 at 10:52 AM
There’s a reason my social feeds have lit up with Vanity Fair photos today - they are good work.
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every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
MrsM just shouted “F*ck off carrots” at the Aldi advert.
December 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
MrsM just shouted “F*ck off carrots” at the Aldi advert.
Paul Lim has just become the oldest player to win a match at the World Darts Championship. He’s 71.
December 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Paul Lim has just become the oldest player to win a match at the World Darts Championship. He’s 71.
You know you’re reading a good recipe when you see “Add some butter, one packet should be enough.”
December 10, 2025 at 8:59 AM
You know you’re reading a good recipe when you see “Add some butter, one packet should be enough.”
Oh Salah. How disappointing.
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Oh Salah. How disappointing.
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Your seasonal reminder that Quality Street chocolates are a cash-in on a hit play by J M Barrie, and used to feature the characters on the box. So a bit like people in 2100 buying 2.22 A Ghost Story chocolates every Christmas with Lily Allen on the tin.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quality...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quality...
Quality Street (play) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Your seasonal reminder that Quality Street chocolates are a cash-in on a hit play by J M Barrie, and used to feature the characters on the box. So a bit like people in 2100 buying 2.22 A Ghost Story chocolates every Christmas with Lily Allen on the tin.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quality...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quality...
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Famously, corvids are highly intelligent problem-solvers.
They’re also greedy fuckers.
They’re also greedy fuckers.
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Famously, corvids are highly intelligent problem-solvers.
They’re also greedy fuckers.
They’re also greedy fuckers.
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Wake up babe, a new Spurs meme template just dropped
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Wake up babe, a new Spurs meme template just dropped
There goes Dry December.
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
There goes Dry December.
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Not rude things, a thread:
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Not rude things, a thread:
Struggling to think what on earth this is related to.
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Struggling to think what on earth this is related to.
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✨ A few years back I stood outside Wells Cathedral for a full day and photographed the impact of the light on the front facade. I was amazed at the outcome - at how a single entity could morph and change under the changing light. 🌅 #thread
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 AM
✨ A few years back I stood outside Wells Cathedral for a full day and photographed the impact of the light on the front facade. I was amazed at the outcome - at how a single entity could morph and change under the changing light. 🌅 #thread
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Nine years ago Mike Fitzgerald wrote up an extraordinarily fascinating breakdown of the differences between the Tom Stoppard shooting script and the original Jeffrey Boam draft of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
July 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Nine years ago Mike Fitzgerald wrote up an extraordinarily fascinating breakdown of the differences between the Tom Stoppard shooting script and the original Jeffrey Boam draft of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
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Tom Stoppard possibly wrote a lot of your fave movie lines 👇
His IMDB profile would be incredibly impressive on its own. I had no idea until now that he was a script doctor on so many major movies!
www.imdb.com/name/nm00017...
www.imdb.com/name/nm00017...
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Tom Stoppard possibly wrote a lot of your fave movie lines 👇
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We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.