Einstein Hoonter
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As you should be killed me
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
As you should be killed me
If they're here they take our jobs. If they leave they..take our jobs?
Lutnick: "Remember, as you deport people, that's going to suppress private job numbers of small businesses. But they'll rebalance and regrow."
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If they're here they take our jobs. If they leave they..take our jobs?
home sick and about to dig in to The Stranded by sarahdanbooks.bsky.social
Sarah Daniels (@sarahdanbooks.bsky.social)
Author, librarian, erstwhile archaeologist. The Stranded and The Exiled out now.
sarahdanbooks.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
home sick and about to dig in to The Stranded by sarahdanbooks.bsky.social
@alexschmidty.bsky.social and @katiegoldin.bsky.social and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social together again on Secretly Incredibly Fascinating!! Fuck yeah! These three could talk about anything and I'd listen.
December 1, 2025 at 6:50 AM
@alexschmidty.bsky.social and @katiegoldin.bsky.social and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social together again on Secretly Incredibly Fascinating!! Fuck yeah! These three could talk about anything and I'd listen.
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Cartoon by Nick Anderson | Tribune Content Agency
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Cartoon by Nick Anderson | Tribune Content Agency
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ok this joke might be a little too specific
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ok this joke might be a little too specific
Time travel in tv and movies is exhausting. More precisely, it is exhausting for my wife to watch these with me.
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Time travel in tv and movies is exhausting. More precisely, it is exhausting for my wife to watch these with me.
If this image I just found wasn't enough to convince me to try the game*, there's a ten hour trial on PS5!
*It was enough
*It was enough
November 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
If this image I just found wasn't enough to convince me to try the game*, there's a ten hour trial on PS5!
*It was enough
*It was enough
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CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1
CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1
Trickle-down economics was always a sham.
Nothing has ever trickled down.
You know what really slaps?
Hands
Hands
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You know what really slaps?
Hands
Hands
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Fucking love this!
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Fucking love this!
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
Everything is wrong
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Everything is wrong
@seanjordancomedy.bsky.social may be younger than me, but I want to grow up to be like him someday. A truly genuine wonderful person. And a funny comedian to boot!
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
@seanjordancomedy.bsky.social may be younger than me, but I want to grow up to be like him someday. A truly genuine wonderful person. And a funny comedian to boot!
So the two protagonists in Playdate murder 75 children in the end? That's a weird choice.
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
So the two protagonists in Playdate murder 75 children in the end? That's a weird choice.
Don't see anything in this list that prevents me from bringing in those 73 extra bell jars Grandma's got in the garage.
GameStop - Trade Anything Day (Dec 6th) - Bring Whatever, Get Store Credit
"Exclusions include - Hazardous waste or material, chemicals, liquids. Lithium ion batteries or items containing lithium ion batteries. Weapons and ammo. Dead or alive animals..."
bit.ly/3OAPoav
"Exclusions include - Hazardous waste or material, chemicals, liquids. Lithium ion batteries or items containing lithium ion batteries. Weapons and ammo. Dead or alive animals..."
bit.ly/3OAPoav
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Don't see anything in this list that prevents me from bringing in those 73 extra bell jars Grandma's got in the garage.
If you love Secretly Incredibly Fascinating, try listening to it at .7 speed some time. Alex sounds like a drunk at the bar trying to tell someone about the history of the picket fence.
@alexschmidty.bsky.social
@alexschmidty.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
If you love Secretly Incredibly Fascinating, try listening to it at .7 speed some time. Alex sounds like a drunk at the bar trying to tell someone about the history of the picket fence.
@alexschmidty.bsky.social
@alexschmidty.bsky.social
@gamefullyun.bsky.social I really hope you accidentally watched the 95 min Flatland and it was intended to be the 35 min short film of the same basis but with Martin Sheen from the same year. 😄
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
@gamefullyun.bsky.social I really hope you accidentally watched the 95 min Flatland and it was intended to be the 35 min short film of the same basis but with Martin Sheen from the same year. 😄
Negotiating your own insurance fees sounds like a fun time.
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Negotiating your own insurance fees sounds like a fun time.
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Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
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Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
Ghislaine Maxwell objectively has a better living situation and more freedom in prison than most Americans do just trying to make ends meet.
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell objectively has a better living situation and more freedom in prison than most Americans do just trying to make ends meet.