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billions of dollars and everlasting fame to whoever figures out how to stop webpages from loading new elements just as you’re about to click on something
December 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
billions of dollars and everlasting fame to whoever figures out how to stop webpages from loading new elements just as you’re about to click on something
well the fire is slowly dying
but my dear we’re still high-fiving
but my dear we’re still high-fiving
December 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
well the fire is slowly dying
but my dear we’re still high-fiving
but my dear we’re still high-fiving
Italian accountant preparing my taxes “family style”
December 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Italian accountant preparing my taxes “family style”
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Not funding this stopgap but covering military salaries just shows how far the administration is from empathizing with food insecurity and how much they prioritize (and fear) being attacked by those who oppose them
“.. I find it hard to believe a department with so many slush funds can’t find the money for a month of #SNAP benefits,” one House Republican, granted anonymity to share private conversations, said ..”
@politico.com
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October 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Not funding this stopgap but covering military salaries just shows how far the administration is from empathizing with food insecurity and how much they prioritize (and fear) being attacked by those who oppose them
In other news, Captain America will no longer have his iconic shield, opting instead for an assault rifle. This is for your safety.
When confronted with the possibility that making the name change would require an act of Congress, the president told reporters that “we’re just going to do it.”
“I’m sure Congress will go along if we need that,” he added. https://to.pbs.org/4gao6Uh
“I’m sure Congress will go along if we need that,” he added. https://to.pbs.org/4gao6Uh
WATCH LIVE: Trump holds news briefing after signing executive order for 'Department of War' moniker
Trump cannot formally change the name without legislation, which his administration will request from Congress.
to.pbs.org
September 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
In other news, Captain America will no longer have his iconic shield, opting instead for an assault rifle. This is for your safety.
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The only people who become vampires are the people dumb enough to get bitten by vampires. Vampires get dumber every generation.
September 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The only people who become vampires are the people dumb enough to get bitten by vampires. Vampires get dumber every generation.
Pocahontas: you can’t just claim land you find
Me: hell yeah
Pocahontas: walk in other people’s shoes
Me: get em
Pocahontas: the otters are my brothers
Me: sure
Pocahontas: this rock has a name
Me: hell yeah
Pocahontas: walk in other people’s shoes
Me: get em
Pocahontas: the otters are my brothers
Me: sure
Pocahontas: this rock has a name
August 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Pocahontas: you can’t just claim land you find
Me: hell yeah
Pocahontas: walk in other people’s shoes
Me: get em
Pocahontas: the otters are my brothers
Me: sure
Pocahontas: this rock has a name
Me: hell yeah
Pocahontas: walk in other people’s shoes
Me: get em
Pocahontas: the otters are my brothers
Me: sure
Pocahontas: this rock has a name
AI when writing an email:
“Give me a summary and I’ll write a proper professional email for you!”
AI when reading the same email:
“Let me summarize that boring, long-ass email for you!”
getting us sick selling the cure etc etc
“Give me a summary and I’ll write a proper professional email for you!”
AI when reading the same email:
“Let me summarize that boring, long-ass email for you!”
getting us sick selling the cure etc etc
August 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
AI when writing an email:
“Give me a summary and I’ll write a proper professional email for you!”
AI when reading the same email:
“Let me summarize that boring, long-ass email for you!”
getting us sick selling the cure etc etc
“Give me a summary and I’ll write a proper professional email for you!”
AI when reading the same email:
“Let me summarize that boring, long-ass email for you!”
getting us sick selling the cure etc etc
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What voters think nativism will mean: stop giving benefits to others, so you can focus resources on citizens
What it actually means in practice: stop giving citizens benefits, so you can focus resources on punishing others
What it actually means in practice: stop giving citizens benefits, so you can focus resources on punishing others
July 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
What voters think nativism will mean: stop giving benefits to others, so you can focus resources on citizens
What it actually means in practice: stop giving citizens benefits, so you can focus resources on punishing others
What it actually means in practice: stop giving citizens benefits, so you can focus resources on punishing others
When i see the phrase “consumer confidence fell” i think of someone not having the stomach to stand up for themselves anymore even though they recently bought themselves a nice new pair of shoes
Consumer confidence fell in June — just as it did December through April. Plus: Crypto regulation, crude oil cargo costs, celebrity speakers at Harvard and creative shopping mall revamps.
Today on Marketplace 👇
Today on Marketplace 👇
Consumers couldn't turn frowns upside-down for long
Consumer confidence fell in June — just as it did December through April. Plus: Crypto regulation, crude oil cargo costs, celebrity speakers at Harvard and creative shopping mall revamps.
mktplc.org
June 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
When i see the phrase “consumer confidence fell” i think of someone not having the stomach to stand up for themselves anymore even though they recently bought themselves a nice new pair of shoes
Tip for ICE: there’s a 120-ft tall woman holding a torch and pro-immigration propaganda off the coast of NY *right now*. Figured you may want to detain her ass.
June 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Tip for ICE: there’s a 120-ft tall woman holding a torch and pro-immigration propaganda off the coast of NY *right now*. Figured you may want to detain her ass.
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Two greats
sometimes when i post on here or IG or reddit, someone says "I miss toothpaste for dinner" or "I miss married to the sea" and... they're still going! the traditional B&W comics are still running at toothpastefordinner.com and marriedtothesea.com! i appreciate the sentiment but also, they still exist
April 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Two greats
The word “gunglish” dropped into my head along with the poster for Spanglish (2004) but Jar Jar Binks is photoshopped in. Maybe ive been scrolling @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social too much
April 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The word “gunglish” dropped into my head along with the poster for Spanglish (2004) but Jar Jar Binks is photoshopped in. Maybe ive been scrolling @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social too much
As a third-generation Floridian it really hurts to see the state just suck so bad. This is my home and I’ve lost any pride in it.
April 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
As a third-generation Floridian it really hurts to see the state just suck so bad. This is my home and I’ve lost any pride in it.
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If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.
March 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.
Going to drop into a few conspiracy theorist channels and just toss out “ants are aliens” a few times. Really muddy the waters.
March 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Going to drop into a few conspiracy theorist channels and just toss out “ants are aliens” a few times. Really muddy the waters.
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Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich
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March 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich
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Can the Boston Dynamics robot do the Akira bike slide yet? Asking for a friend.
March 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Can the Boston Dynamics robot do the Akira bike slide yet? Asking for a friend.
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We were warned the curious in 1945.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGAq...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGAq...
Don't Be a Sucker
YouTube video by US National Archives
www.youtube.com
March 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
We were warned the curious in 1945.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGAq...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGAq...
Trump is selling gold citizenship cards to America, meanwhile I only have this crappy rewards card ☹️
March 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Trump is selling gold citizenship cards to America, meanwhile I only have this crappy rewards card ☹️
Me: “Alexa I’m cooking a turkey”
Alexa: “So?”
Me: “can you help?”
Alexa: “do you know the turkey?”
Me: “what?”
Alexa: “a timer has been set for 27 days”
Alexa: “So?”
Me: “can you help?”
Alexa: “do you know the turkey?”
Me: “what?”
Alexa: “a timer has been set for 27 days”
March 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Me: “Alexa I’m cooking a turkey”
Alexa: “So?”
Me: “can you help?”
Alexa: “do you know the turkey?”
Me: “what?”
Alexa: “a timer has been set for 27 days”
Alexa: “So?”
Me: “can you help?”
Alexa: “do you know the turkey?”
Me: “what?”
Alexa: “a timer has been set for 27 days”
Going on a walk outside on a nice day still does it, never change
March 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Going on a walk outside on a nice day still does it, never change