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@stranmansky.bsky.social
Created in Ohio, educated in Michigan, refined and aged in Colorado. Exported to Lisbon. Professional tech marketer by day, bourbon lover and semi-pro Portuguese wine aficionado the rest of the time. Cubs fan always.
Ohio State is going to destroy this team unless Sherron figures out how to get everyone’s head out of their collective asses. Brutal first half. #GoBlue
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Ohio State is going to destroy this team unless Sherron figures out how to get everyone’s head out of their collective asses. Brutal first half. #GoBlue
Sigh. Looks like a Ménière's diagnosis.
Neat.
Neat.
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Sigh. Looks like a Ménière's diagnosis.
Neat.
Neat.
I came to realize...I don't think I believe in "ex-pats." An ex-pat is what happens when you have too much money and too little interest in integrating. Homie, if you moved to a new country, you're an immigrant. If you don't want to assimilate to your new country, you're a long-term tourist.
November 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I came to realize...I don't think I believe in "ex-pats." An ex-pat is what happens when you have too much money and too little interest in integrating. Homie, if you moved to a new country, you're an immigrant. If you don't want to assimilate to your new country, you're a long-term tourist.
I STG, trying to get off the phone with my mother — or saying goodbye to my wife's Italian family so we can make it to an event on time — takes more planning than the invasion of Normandy.
November 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I STG, trying to get off the phone with my mother — or saying goodbye to my wife's Italian family so we can make it to an event on time — takes more planning than the invasion of Normandy.
I know we're all NFL today, but I can barely contain my excitement about Michigan playing at Wrigley next weekend. My two loves, finally together.
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I know we're all NFL today, but I can barely contain my excitement about Michigan playing at Wrigley next weekend. My two loves, finally together.
@hickenlooper.senate.gov @michaelbennet.bsky.social don't you fucking dare vote for this.
From what I have seen so far this does not seem like a good deal:
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
@hickenlooper.senate.gov @michaelbennet.bsky.social don't you fucking dare vote for this.
I legitimately do not understand how @bencollins.bsky.social has managed to keep his business afloat. I am in awe.
The claim originated on a satirical news site called the “Dunning-Kruger Times.”
Trump Posts Claim About Obamacare ‘Royalties’ That Originated On Satirical News Site
The claim originated on a satirical news site called the “Dunning-Kruger Times.”
www.forbes.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I legitimately do not understand how @bencollins.bsky.social has managed to keep his business afloat. I am in awe.
If you have good bathroom acoustics and a deep enough voice, humming the chorus of Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm from the Crash Test Dummies turns your bathroom into a personal sonic meditation lounge. Ask me how I know.
PS. That song is an all-time banger and you can come fight me if you disagree.
PS. That song is an all-time banger and you can come fight me if you disagree.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If you have good bathroom acoustics and a deep enough voice, humming the chorus of Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm from the Crash Test Dummies turns your bathroom into a personal sonic meditation lounge. Ask me how I know.
PS. That song is an all-time banger and you can come fight me if you disagree.
PS. That song is an all-time banger and you can come fight me if you disagree.
You know that SNAP money went to ICE.
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
You know that SNAP money went to ICE.
Anyone bought or used a TENS unit for vertigo from an (as-yet) unknown origin?
November 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Anyone bought or used a TENS unit for vertigo from an (as-yet) unknown origin?
I know it’s “legal,” but doesnt make it any less bush league.
www.espn.com/college-foot...
www.espn.com/college-foot...
USC QB pulls off fake wearing punter's number
USC pulled off a remarkable fake punt against Northwestern on Friday night by sending out third-string quarterback Sam Huard in the same uniform number as the Trojans' punter.
www.espn.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I know it’s “legal,” but doesnt make it any less bush league.
www.espn.com/college-foot...
www.espn.com/college-foot...
Sigh. Another wasted night and day due to severe vertigo. No answers yet. No appointments for several more weeks and a trip back to the US in jeopardy.
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and says `` not great , bob '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in an elevator and says `` not great , bob '' .
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Sigh. Another wasted night and day due to severe vertigo. No answers yet. No appointments for several more weeks and a trip back to the US in jeopardy.
So what am I supposed to, like, *do* now that there's no baseball?
November 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
So what am I supposed to, like, *do* now that there's no baseball?
And...your 2025 Bengals in a nutshell. This is legitimately the worst defense in the history of the league.
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
And...your 2025 Bengals in a nutshell. This is legitimately the worst defense in the history of the league.
HOLY. SHIT. BENGALS.
Also, HOLY SHIT, BEARS.
Also, HOLY SHIT, BEARS.
November 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
HOLY. SHIT. BENGALS.
Also, HOLY SHIT, BEARS.
Also, HOLY SHIT, BEARS.
Imagine if the Bengals had invested in defense.
November 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Imagine if the Bengals had invested in defense.
A serious organization would've changed head coaches by now. But then again, we're talking about the Bengals.
November 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
A serious organization would've changed head coaches by now. But then again, we're talking about the Bengals.
That should be the ball game. A bengals FG here almost assures the Bears will drive for a TD and go up 10 with less than 3:00 to go. Because Zac and Al fucking suck and this org is a joke.
November 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
That should be the ball game. A bengals FG here almost assures the Bears will drive for a TD and go up 10 with less than 3:00 to go. Because Zac and Al fucking suck and this org is a joke.
I hope this game ends in a tie just to piss off both fanbases beyond description.
November 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I hope this game ends in a tie just to piss off both fanbases beyond description.
Bengals have given up nearly 450 yards of offense the week after collapsing against the Jets and giving up 500+. But nothing will change because this is a garbage organization run by cheap, garbage people.
November 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Bengals have given up nearly 450 yards of offense the week after collapsing against the Jets and giving up 500+. But nothing will change because this is a garbage organization run by cheap, garbage people.
Man, the Bears defense is almost as bad as the Bengals’
November 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Man, the Bears defense is almost as bad as the Bengals’
Starting to think maybe Al Golden wasn’t that good of a hire.
November 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Starting to think maybe Al Golden wasn’t that good of a hire.
How tf are you gonna interview the manager during an inning in GAME 7 OF THE WORLD SERIES???
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
How tf are you gonna interview the manager during an inning in GAME 7 OF THE WORLD SERIES???