Sçott
@stranmansky.bsky.social
Created in Ohio, educated in Michigan, refined and aged in Colorado. Exported to Lisbon. Professional tech marketer by day, bourbon lover and semi-pro Portuguese wine aficionado the rest of the time. Cubs fan always.
I still can’t over how rigoddamndiculous this is.
October 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I still can’t over how rigoddamndiculous this is.
Rooting for a meteor.
October 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Rooting for a meteor.
Finally, someone who gets me.
August 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Finally, someone who gets me.
Live look at DOGE reps discussing rules and regs.
June 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Live look at DOGE reps discussing rules and regs.
não foram detectadas mentiras
June 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
não foram detectadas mentiras
The fly is all grownsed up. Even has a beard now
May 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The fly is all grownsed up. Even has a beard now
But you literally did. This is an imperative statement. As in, insisting I — because you responded to my comment — do something. If you'd meant it more generally, it should've been posted elsewhere.
May 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
But you literally did. This is an imperative statement. As in, insisting I — because you responded to my comment — do something. If you'd meant it more generally, it should've been posted elsewhere.
Getting a little Sunday night neuro studying in.
I like to call this neuro juice.
I like to call this neuro juice.
April 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Getting a little Sunday night neuro studying in.
I like to call this neuro juice.
I like to call this neuro juice.
“Life.”
There goes your life, not afternoon.
There goes your life, not afternoon.
April 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
“Life.”
There goes your life, not afternoon.
There goes your life, not afternoon.
Listen, if you're going to call yourself a Food & Wine publication at least have the decency and self-respect to not publish this insulting bullshit and call it pastéis de nata. This is...nata even close. #foodsky
April 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Listen, if you're going to call yourself a Food & Wine publication at least have the decency and self-respect to not publish this insulting bullshit and call it pastéis de nata. This is...nata even close. #foodsky
Homemade pizza, wine, and Cubs baseball.
That’s a good Friday night.
That’s a good Friday night.
April 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Homemade pizza, wine, and Cubs baseball.
That’s a good Friday night.
That’s a good Friday night.
As if there weren’t enough reasons to fire Wes…
March 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
As if there weren’t enough reasons to fire Wes…
LOLs.
I got likes from @mrrickygervais.bsky.social and @kayhanley.bsky.social in the same week (and @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social before that). There’s literally nothing you fuckers can say to bring me down to earth. I’m so winning at social rn.
I got likes from @mrrickygervais.bsky.social and @kayhanley.bsky.social in the same week (and @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social before that). There’s literally nothing you fuckers can say to bring me down to earth. I’m so winning at social rn.
March 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
LOLs.
I got likes from @mrrickygervais.bsky.social and @kayhanley.bsky.social in the same week (and @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social before that). There’s literally nothing you fuckers can say to bring me down to earth. I’m so winning at social rn.
I got likes from @mrrickygervais.bsky.social and @kayhanley.bsky.social in the same week (and @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social before that). There’s literally nothing you fuckers can say to bring me down to earth. I’m so winning at social rn.
Hard to go wrong with a convicted murderer.
February 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hard to go wrong with a convicted murderer.
I'd shrivel up like a raisin and disintegrate into nothing on the spot.
January 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'd shrivel up like a raisin and disintegrate into nothing on the spot.
€3 or less for a dozen in Portugal.
January 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
€3 or less for a dozen in Portugal.
I know reading comp isn't required for Columbus Community College. But maybe give it a try anyway?
January 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I know reading comp isn't required for Columbus Community College. But maybe give it a try anyway?
Rocket City Trash Pandas.
January 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Rocket City Trash Pandas.