Sçott
@stranmansky.bsky.social
Created in Ohio, educated in Michigan, refined and aged in Colorado. Exported to Lisbon. Professional tech marketer by day, bourbon lover and semi-pro Portuguese wine aficionado the rest of the time. Cubs fan always.
Among the myriad things to be pissed at Apple for lately, this latest iOS update is an abomination and an affront to humanity.
January 30, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Among the myriad things to be pissed at Apple for lately, this latest iOS update is an abomination and an affront to humanity.
God, Real Madrid are so cooked.
January 29, 2026 at 1:07 AM
God, Real Madrid are so cooked.
Sorry, but Payton should be embarrassed by that game plan.
January 25, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Sorry, but Payton should be embarrassed by that game plan.
Quit calling bullshit plays and you won’t have to settle for a 46 yd field goal in the snow.
January 25, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Quit calling bullshit plays and you won’t have to settle for a 46 yd field goal in the snow.
When is this goddanmed Cheez-It campaign going to die>\?
January 20, 2026 at 1:59 AM
When is this goddanmed Cheez-It campaign going to die>\?
I'm not a Bills fan, but also, WTFYD, Buffalo?
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I'm not a Bills fan, but also, WTFYD, Buffalo?
Not to mention an obvious holding penalty in the end zone that would have ended the game.
January 18, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Not to mention an obvious holding penalty in the end zone that would have ended the game.
Bo didn’t even thank Jesus.
Bo knows
Bo knows
January 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Bo didn’t even thank Jesus.
Bo knows
Bo knows
Announcers severely underestimate how quickly you get de-acclimated to altitude. A few weeks and found back to the high country destroys you.
January 18, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Announcers severely underestimate how quickly you get de-acclimated to altitude. A few weeks and found back to the high country destroys you.
Josh Allen is really really good. But also, SUCK IT JOSH ALLEN!
January 17, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Josh Allen is really really good. But also, SUCK IT JOSH ALLEN!
Lol @ Baker Mayfield sounds like a farm to table restaurant.
January 17, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Lol @ Baker Mayfield sounds like a farm to table restaurant.
I still cannot believe Jed managed to go so far out of character to do this. But man am I happy to be wrong! What an offseason!
BREAKING NEWS: Bregman goes to Cubs. $175 million/ 5 years
January 11, 2026 at 11:58 AM
I still cannot believe Jed managed to go so far out of character to do this. But man am I happy to be wrong! What an offseason!
Schwarbs out for the toss gives me life.
January 10, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Schwarbs out for the toss gives me life.
Goddammit, @colorado.gov this absolutely should not be a consideration. Shirking your responsibilities and kowtowing to Trumpism is NOT why you were elected.
January 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Goddammit, @colorado.gov this absolutely should not be a consideration. Shirking your responsibilities and kowtowing to Trumpism is NOT why you were elected.
There's almost nothing worse than having to console your S.O. when a pet they've had for nearly 20 years reaches the end.
January 7, 2026 at 4:02 PM
There's almost nothing worse than having to console your S.O. when a pet they've had for nearly 20 years reaches the end.
Bengals going 0-for-2 on PATs is a microcosm of the season. Poor preparation, worse execution, no accountability.
January 4, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Bengals going 0-for-2 on PATs is a microcosm of the season. Poor preparation, worse execution, no accountability.
Hit a free throw or 4 and this isn’t a loss. But this is a Wes Miller team. Big on talent, lacking in composure and brains. Tear it down and start again. Embarrassing.
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Hit a free throw or 4 and this isn’t a loss. But this is a Wes Miller team. Big on talent, lacking in composure and brains. Tear it down and start again. Embarrassing.
Oh oh. Bet there’s gonna be another strongly worded letter from jellyfish @schumer.senate.gov. That’ll show em!
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Oh oh. Bet there’s gonna be another strongly worded letter from jellyfish @schumer.senate.gov. That’ll show em!
Please let this Cheez-Its campaign die
January 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Please let this Cheez-Its campaign die
La-Z-Boy commercial FTW!
December 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
La-Z-Boy commercial FTW!
Nothing prepares you — and no one really warns you — for how cold Portuguese apartments are in the winter.
December 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Nothing prepares you — and no one really warns you — for how cold Portuguese apartments are in the winter.