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they/them || three chaotic brain cells all competing for fourth place || 🪨🔥🌪🌊, ⚔️✝️, 🧭🌍 , 🛸 , 🌹❄️🐈‍⬛🐉, 🏫👩🏼‍🎓’07,🎤🤠💀☀️🐐
Why do patients always say “nobody asked if I need to use the washroom” and not “can I use the washroom first”

Like y’all grown adults if you need to use the toilet, just say so?????
June 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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i need to be blown to pieces #wicked
June 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Help map Canada’s biodiversity! 🦋 McGill’s Quantitative Biodiversity Lab is calling on Canadians to upload wildlife sightings to iNaturalist this summer as part of Blitz the Gap, a nationwide citizen science initiative.

Learn more: mcgill.ca/x/iMR
June 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“Have you ever used a nebulizer before? It’s like a fog machine for your face.” #overheardatwork
May 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Wishing Ryan Coogler all the original movies his heart desires to create. #sinners
May 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Let’s fucking goooooo 🔥🔥🔥
May 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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VICTORY, THEY FUCKING PROVED THE COVID/MAST CELL LINK IS THE SPIKE PROTEIN

I HAVE A CONCLUSIVE PAPER TO SHOW PEOPLE WHO WHINE AT ME ABOUT MY FUCKING DIPHENHYDRAMINE PRE-VACCINE ADVICE NOW
May 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
HELP?????
April 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Mr. Miyazaki sir, I love your movies about how capitalism and the destruction of nature are evil, I made a shitty facsimile of them in a computer that drains reservoirs, do you like it
March 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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March 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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BREAKING

The FDA’s top vaccine official has resigned.

Dr. Peter Marks wrote this in his resignation letter about Robert Kennedy Jr.:

"It has become clear that truth and transparency are not desired by the Secretary, but rather he wishes subservient confirmation of his misinformation and lies.”
Exclusive | Top Vaccine Official Out at FDA
In his resignation letter, Dr. Peter Marks cited ‘misinformation and lies’ from Health and Human Services Secretary RFK Jr.
bit.ly
March 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
There’s nowhere else for the snow to go!!! We can’t take another 2 feet!!!! The snow banks are 8 feet high!!!!!
a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a white door and says enooouuughh
ALT: a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a white door and says enooouuughh
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
30-50cm (12-20in) of snow tonight
every day I wake up and I have to shovel
February 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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I think about this tweet constantly
February 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
every day I wake up and I have to shovel
February 7, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
NEW - Ottawa Senators fans booed the American national anthem at the beginning of tonight’s hockey game.
February 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Washed my car at the end of shift and less than five minutes later drove it out into -13°C weather
February 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
the asian version of “merry christmas vs happy holidays”

恭喜發財, hope you get rich 🧧
January 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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in all the news and shit we missed a fucking gargantuan piece of #science news:

someone's home security camera captured a fucking meteor strike??? WHAT??

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAR-...
First-ever Meteorite Crash Caught On Camera With Sound In Canada
YouTube video by The Weather Network
www.youtube.com
January 22, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
December 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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Happy belated Korrasami anniversary 💞 #tlok
December 23, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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Korrasami Week 2024 - Day 6 - Band AU 🎤🎸🎵🎶🥁 #KorrasamiWeek
December 20, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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helena bertinelli; your princess charming✨🖤

#birdsofprey #huntress #pussyriot #dceu #sunedits
December 15, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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So happy I got to see @foibles-fables.bsky.social last night and continue our annual tradition.
December 1, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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Post your most popular art from Twitter

It couldn't be any other I guess 😅
November 17, 2024 at 8:20 PM