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she/they || 25 || idk i just work here
i love u sm 😭😭 let me win the lottery so i can sleep at the foot of your bed on the weekends
@stoner-couture.bsky.social we’ve been friends for like 9 years and I love her with all my heart. We were supposed to hang out a bunch of times but shit kept getting in the way. We will be together one of these days though
March 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
please save me mini space heater under my desk
February 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
trying to bring a “there is a lot of pain in this world but not in this room” vibe to the function (brunch)
February 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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if you call weed za za, then i’m legally allowed to punch you
January 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Kiah was set to join our faculty at Howard Law School in the Fall. She was a dedicated, brilliant civil rights lawyer poised to make a powerful difference in our world.

Our hearts are broken & we pray for her family & friends.

www.kwch.com/2025/01/30/c...
Civil rights attorney, former Miss Kansas contestant killed in plane crash near DC airport
As families and communities identify victims in Wednesday night’s plane crash near Washington, D.C., we’re learning that a well-known civil rights attorney and former Miss Kansas contestant is among t...
www.kwch.com
January 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier
January 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
life is hard, especially now, but joy is resistance. i made a cup of coffee and i am thankful. that has to be enough.
January 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
i got locked out of here for a month bc i forgot my password and was simply too lazy to reset it
January 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
been offline for a month what’s up gaymers
January 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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man i could go for a $1 slice pizza from New York City circa 2014
December 13, 2024 at 5:38 AM
i’m going to be debt free by the end of 2025 or so help me, i say, as an unemployed person for almost a year now.
December 13, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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For profit insurance is immoral. Full stop. An insurers' job isn't to "protect from unnecessary care"; it is to pay for customers care. Every dollar of profit earned is a dollar that didn't provide care to the sick/injured. It is an evil industry captained by the soulless for the sake of the greedy.
December 12, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference.

“Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.
December 11, 2024 at 6:55 PM
okay it went really well
also really hot and sexy of me to say “i’m sorry, i have an NDA.” in my interview 🥵💦💦
December 11, 2024 at 6:07 PM
i’ve had a hormone headache on and off for the past three days and my god does the sunlight hurt
December 11, 2024 at 5:03 PM
first in person interview in a while, let’s hope this isn’t another MLM 🤠
December 11, 2024 at 5:01 PM
the amaz*n commercial with the janitor that sings to all the staff in this giant theater always makes me sick to my stomach. he couldn’t afford to peruse art??? that’s not heartwarming! that’s sad!
December 8, 2024 at 9:18 PM
finally watched “ready or not”
December 8, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.
December 8, 2024 at 12:32 AM
unemployed and sad :(

i want a job so badly but maybe there are simply other plans for me
December 7, 2024 at 8:50 PM
please save me nashville hot wings
December 5, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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if you haven't yet—or even if you have—this is a great time to call your reps and tell them to vote against HR 10186, which would make this kind of thing possible in every federal building across america—including major airports.

call scripts in the linked post. tap in.
December 5, 2024 at 6:17 PM
everyone has left the apartment and gone to work….you know what that means!

(getting stoned and continuing to watch greys anatomy)
December 5, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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Holy shit apparently the investors meeting the CEO was going to still started on time. The dude was shot in front of the building.

They stepped over the dude because money and their own success was more important.

They didn't care about him. They definitely don't care about you.

Remember that.
December 5, 2024 at 2:22 PM
i saw someone here trying to emulate lana del rey’s singing voice and from one girl to another:

it’s cigarettes. her range is caused by cigarette damage.
December 5, 2024 at 6:14 PM