Bill Fox FTW

End of year 2025 lists, so first listen to the Geese album. Goose r d best to melt ur face. Still, love to watch an alley knife fight.

Never thought I'd see the day. AC/DC just announced they're raising the price of Dirty Deeds, effective immediately.

“To us, masks are associated with cowardly desperados and the despised Ku Klux Klan. In all our history we have never tolerated an armed masked secret police.”

- Judge William Young, September 30, 2025

The Brian Wilson situation has been brutal. Surfs Up!

Video games make puddle reflections slightly unrealistic on purpose. A perfectly accurate puddle causes players to enter “Puddle Madness” and become entranced by its ray traced beauty. They will stop playing, stop blinking, stare at the puddle until they die of thirst

This is a beautiful tribute.

#5. Late guy. Not 30, not 60, an unpredictable amount of minutes late.

Motion to determine restaurant

FIMP

what if all the strength of schedule fretting over Indiana is actually a trick meant to screw over Notre Dame

Here’s a buried musical gem you may not be aware of (and neither was I, but fell in love with it instantly when I first came across it years ago) - The theme tune to the UK children’s show Magpie (1968-1980) by, of all folks, The Spencer Davis Group (of, among many others, “Gimme Some Lovin’” fame)…

#6 - The Sneak. Faxes documents at 6:30 pm on a Friday, which, while technically good service, is so outdated there is no excuse besides trying to slip a letter through the cracks. Lives to tattle to the Court.

#7 - Mr. Flopsweat. Can barely string a sentence together. Tempts you to do his job for him because the incompetence is so grating. Has a tyrant for a boss, so all actions are rooted in sheer terror.

#8 - “Pokémon” are everywhere in his office. Smells odd, but we are talking plush, ceramic, rare items. Decades of work.

# 9 - Cowboy boots with silver inlay, plus a bolo. Howdy, Yur Hona.

# 10 - Guy who missed Court three times so his client was defaulted. He filed an emergency motion and showed up with a shaved head. Told the judge he had cancer, an excuse that has to be respected. Later revealed to be total BS.

Going to have to think up a gimmick. Most insane opposing counsel countdown from 10-1 would be the most fun, but (spoiler alert) being a chapped ass who threatens to sue is a pre-requisite to getting on the list to begin with.

As a constant lurker, will a new app get me posting? We can see.