stitchjock
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stitchjock
@stitchjock.bsky.social
Singer, actor, costumer, lover of animals and aesthetics.
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May 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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He wasn't shot.
He didn't win 7 swing states.
He didn't pass a cognitive test.
He doesn't know what a tariff is.

He is a Russian asset.
He is a convicted felon.
He is a court-adjudicated sexual abuser.
He was a frequent flyer with Jeffrey Epstein.

As you were...
April 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I don't care how many junior staffs Hegseth or others throw under the bus.

Hegseth HIMSELF was on the Signal group chat. He used his fingers to enter the sensitive military info into the chat.

He bears 100% full responsibility for that -- no matter how many scapegoats he finds.
April 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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NPR’s Steven Inskeep “If I understand this correctly, the US president has launched a trade war against the world, believes he can force the EU and China to meet his terms, is determined to annex Canada and Greenland, but powerless before El Salvador. Is that it?”

open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
April 14, 2025
Today, U.S.
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April 15, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Got a new one today when the press secretary accused him of being a "human trafficker" just absolutely out of thin air!
Just so we’re clear, everybody calling Kilmar Abrego Garcia a “terrorist” or a “gang member” are lying, and they know they’re lying, and they repeat it for purposes of confusing people who don’t follow this stuff closely into accepting what was done to him.
April 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This garbage spewing troll.
Leavitt: "Abrego Garcia was a foreign terrorist. He is an MS-13 gang member. He was engaged in human trafficking." (The White House hasn't provided evidence for any of these claims ... )
April 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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April 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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This is the hardest I laughed since Trump became president.
March 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Have the DOGE boys gotten around to cancelling

a) a single weapons contract or
b) a single Elon Musk contract?
March 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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here's today's post: "elderly rage-baby melts down because everybody’s so mean to Elon" — you're going to prison if you don't buy a Tesla, commie!
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elderly rage-baby melts down because everybody’s so mean to Elon
Donny turns the White House into the world’s biggest Tesla showroom
bit.ly
March 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Photograph of a city scene dominated by a billboard which reads, "Funny... all of a sudden, no one's eating our dogs or cats anymore."
Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.
March 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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No one ever said they were creative.
March 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Hadn’t seen his yet. Only a few days ago - how can it feel like this is old news, and why didn’t it get more coverage? youtu.be/Zi5n3Hm09c4?...
What else could a Russian asset actually possibly do that Trump hasn't yet done
YouTube video by Stone Viper
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March 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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February 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Why would a little boy say, “Shut the fuck up” if he wanted someone to be quiet? Was there someone in his life who maybe repeatedly said that to him? Also, where would he get the idea that Trump *isn’t* the President? Did someone also say that repeatedly to him?
February 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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As @hcrichardson.bsky.social suggested, call out their lies! Please DO share on your other social media platforms and #Resist !
February 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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February 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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January 21, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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February 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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February 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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your reminder that planes didn't start crashing until after Donny Convict fired the entire Airline Safety Committee and the Space Nazi forced the head of the FAA to quit and didn't replace him
February 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Well, duh...
Black excellence: Twice as qualified, half as respected, and still passed over or labeled as a ‘DEI hire.’

Black folks have always known this because we’ve seen it happen to our own family members. I know I have.
February 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
JFC...is this a fucking joke? How clueless can people be?
america's most hilariously wrong pundit is active here now i guess. a taste of his work.
February 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM