great value™ gideon
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sometimes i post art
MAMDANI ABSOLUTELY COOKED THAT LOSER LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
June 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
MAMDANI ABSOLUTELY COOKED THAT LOSER LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
🧵 process thread of turning this giant ugly ikea print my wife and I bought in like 2011 into a painting of the unicorn in captivity tapestry
qualifications:
☑️never worked with acrylic in my life
☑️took a semester of freshman oil painting once in like 2009
☑️it’s pride
qualifications:
☑️never worked with acrylic in my life
☑️took a semester of freshman oil painting once in like 2009
☑️it’s pride
June 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
🧵 process thread of turning this giant ugly ikea print my wife and I bought in like 2011 into a painting of the unicorn in captivity tapestry
qualifications:
☑️never worked with acrylic in my life
☑️took a semester of freshman oil painting once in like 2009
☑️it’s pride
qualifications:
☑️never worked with acrylic in my life
☑️took a semester of freshman oil painting once in like 2009
☑️it’s pride
WELP that’s it, my shits packed for the move!
May 17, 2025 at 7:27 AM
WELP that’s it, my shits packed for the move!
Your UPS driver has stopped the truck en route to your location. There is no scheduled delivery at this location: 𝙶𝚊𝚜'𝙽'𝚂𝚗𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚝
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May 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Coronabeth Tridentarius #art #thelockedtomb
April 28, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Coronabeth Tridentarius #art #thelockedtomb
May 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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“i asked chatgpt” damn thats crazy what if my friends and i beat you with hammers
May 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“i asked chatgpt” damn thats crazy what if my friends and i beat you with hammers
They just let anyone in here
May 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
They just let anyone in here
it cracks me up when people draw Paul Thelockedtomb with a cool new haircut, like sorry, that is a load-bearing fuckass bob and I will not be hearing any other arguments
May 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
it cracks me up when people draw Paul Thelockedtomb with a cool new haircut, like sorry, that is a load-bearing fuckass bob and I will not be hearing any other arguments
I was able to help my wife do something in excel yesterday without having to look it up and I’ve been riding that high ever since
April 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I was able to help my wife do something in excel yesterday without having to look it up and I’ve been riding that high ever since
April 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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babe wake up boss list dropped
looks like there's 19 of them to defeat
looks like there's 19 of them to defeat
The 19 richest U.S. households saw a $1 trillion wealth increase in 2024, a rise that exceeds the size of Switzerland’s economy.
These 19 households now control $2.6 trillion in wealth — almost as much wealth as the bottom 50% of American households.
If this isn't an oligarchy, what is?
These 19 households now control $2.6 trillion in wealth — almost as much wealth as the bottom 50% of American households.
If this isn't an oligarchy, what is?
April 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
babe wake up boss list dropped
looks like there's 19 of them to defeat
looks like there's 19 of them to defeat
Today is Kiwi’s fifth gotcha day. You’ll never have to eat garbage in a parking lot again, my tiny perfect daughter 🩶
April 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Today is Kiwi’s fifth gotcha day. You’ll never have to eat garbage in a parking lot again, my tiny perfect daughter 🩶
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April 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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every single time i open a pack on tcgp and i see the shining boarder …i fear its that ̵͈̤̩̝̣ṱ͓̝̙̲̰͚̗͓̕͝h̢̟̲͠҉͏̫̼̜͉̭i̙͙̙̥̰̯͎̘̖̹̦̙͝͞n̴̫̘͈͈͈̳̩̳̞͔̭̤̩͍͢g̨̪̣̤͎̟͟͠ again
April 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
every single time i open a pack on tcgp and i see the shining boarder …i fear its that ̵͈̤̩̝̣ṱ͓̝̙̲̰͚̗͓̕͝h̢̟̲͠҉͏̫̼̜͉̭i̙͙̙̥̰̯͎̘̖̹̦̙͝͞n̴̫̘͈͈͈̳̩̳̞͔̭̤̩͍͢g̨̪̣̤͎̟͟͠ again
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February 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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i
fell
into
a Burger King deep fryer
i turned
brown brown brown
medical help was required
and it
burns burns burns
that BK fryer
that BK fryer
fell
into
a Burger King deep fryer
i turned
brown brown brown
medical help was required
and it
burns burns burns
that BK fryer
that BK fryer
April 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
i
fell
into
a Burger King deep fryer
i turned
brown brown brown
medical help was required
and it
burns burns burns
that BK fryer
that BK fryer
fell
into
a Burger King deep fryer
i turned
brown brown brown
medical help was required
and it
burns burns burns
that BK fryer
that BK fryer
the luminous gay kiwi…
April 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
the luminous gay kiwi…
I’ve been over-rendering and fussing with that drawing for like two weeks, I am forcing myself to release it into the wild
April 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I’ve been over-rendering and fussing with that drawing for like two weeks, I am forcing myself to release it into the wild
![A marker illustration of Camilla and Palamedes from Nona the Ninth. [spoilers] His ghost is being manifested from the skeleton hand his soul is tied to, and Camilla is crying because she can hold his hand again for the first time.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dj66wwpgjkthzcsrmvicyj4t/bafkreif7nznl45ixobocl2roe3a3zrv4zjsmxvbwag6zmzhsd4y74dplnq@jpeg)
April 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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an ace lesbian is a lesbian who's shot down at least five other lesbians in aerial combat
April 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
an ace lesbian is a lesbian who's shot down at least five other lesbians in aerial combat
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February 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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October 22, 2024 at 11:38 PM