Johnny Derp
@stimshady.bsky.social
Stim Shady on Facebook until I can figure out how to change it.
Camouflage could be the biggest trend in fashion and we would never know.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Camouflage could be the biggest trend in fashion and we would never know.
Microdosing parenthood by giving birth to puppies.
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Microdosing parenthood by giving birth to puppies.
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Cuomo’s sobbing in a corner right now, wondering if he should have called in even more sex pests
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Cuomo’s sobbing in a corner right now, wondering if he should have called in even more sex pests
If guns n' roses were Republicans they would have wanted to build a wall around the jungle.
September 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
If guns n' roses were Republicans they would have wanted to build a wall around the jungle.
Child support begins at conception.
September 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Child support begins at conception.
On the bright side if the shooter turns out to be Republican then I think this counts as bipartisanism.
September 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
On the bright side if the shooter turns out to be Republican then I think this counts as bipartisanism.
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. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social now you gotta do a podcast with nick fuentes
September 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social now you gotta do a podcast with nick fuentes
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Top recession indicators
Big Frieda got a Gospel album coming
The snack wrap is back
Stamps is going two for one again
Places that sell new clothes Are selling used clothes
Cut waters
The bourbon secondary market has collapsed
Quick weaves back
Rappers praying at the end of records
Big Frieda got a Gospel album coming
The snack wrap is back
Stamps is going two for one again
Places that sell new clothes Are selling used clothes
Cut waters
The bourbon secondary market has collapsed
Quick weaves back
Rappers praying at the end of records
August 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Top recession indicators
Big Frieda got a Gospel album coming
The snack wrap is back
Stamps is going two for one again
Places that sell new clothes Are selling used clothes
Cut waters
The bourbon secondary market has collapsed
Quick weaves back
Rappers praying at the end of records
Big Frieda got a Gospel album coming
The snack wrap is back
Stamps is going two for one again
Places that sell new clothes Are selling used clothes
Cut waters
The bourbon secondary market has collapsed
Quick weaves back
Rappers praying at the end of records
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it's so funny that the same people who have spent years calling new york a dangerous shithole are now crowing about how zohran is going to ruin it
July 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
it's so funny that the same people who have spent years calling new york a dangerous shithole are now crowing about how zohran is going to ruin it
It's 105 in Cali right now. When it gets this hot you got to watch for birds because they'll fall out of the sky from heat distress & if you take them in the shade & put water to the sides of their beaks & let them cool off they'll usually come back.
Same with hoes. It works with almost everybody.
Same with hoes. It works with almost everybody.
July 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It's 105 in Cali right now. When it gets this hot you got to watch for birds because they'll fall out of the sky from heat distress & if you take them in the shade & put water to the sides of their beaks & let them cool off they'll usually come back.
Same with hoes. It works with almost everybody.
Same with hoes. It works with almost everybody.
You know looking back I'm not sure if Woody Guthrie's guitar ever killed any fascists.
July 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
You know looking back I'm not sure if Woody Guthrie's guitar ever killed any fascists.
The difference between those who identify with 🇵🇸 and those who identify with 🇮🇱 is that some of us know in our guts that we could also become victims of an elimination campaign in our lifetimes and others know that white supremacy could end and we could be personally hurt for our relationship to it.
July 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The difference between those who identify with 🇵🇸 and those who identify with 🇮🇱 is that some of us know in our guts that we could also become victims of an elimination campaign in our lifetimes and others know that white supremacy could end and we could be personally hurt for our relationship to it.
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Intellectuals love to find excuses to complain about the sexual habits of young women, this is like 70% of the Western Tradition.
One out of every five articles from a magazine with “New York” in its name now is like “meet the young women with some surprising ideas — such as dropping out of college to have 15 babies, wearing low-cut sundresses, and insisting that sunscreen and vaccines are dangerous.”
Most attendees of a MAGA summit for women in Dallas had come not so much for advice on how to lead, but how to live. They got clear marching orders. “Less Prozac, more protein,” said Alex Clark, a wellness influencer who headlined the weekend.
June 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Intellectuals love to find excuses to complain about the sexual habits of young women, this is like 70% of the Western Tradition.
People really be on here trying to find something bad to say about Iran so that they won't look crazy to racists. We're really out here feeling peer pressure from people who hate us.
June 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
People really be on here trying to find something bad to say about Iran so that they won't look crazy to racists. We're really out here feeling peer pressure from people who hate us.
No Iranians ever called me the W word.
June 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
No Iranians ever called me the W word.
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June 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
One thing that breaks my heart is I always think about the hoes.
"When elephants battle, it is the hoes who are trampled." - African proverb
"When elephants battle, it is the hoes who are trampled." - African proverb
June 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
One thing that breaks my heart is I always think about the hoes.
"When elephants battle, it is the hoes who are trampled." - African proverb
"When elephants battle, it is the hoes who are trampled." - African proverb
All I'm saying is I never asked anybody to call me Daddy, but y'all weirdos made me let you do it or I couldn't hit and then all of a sudden now it's Father's Day and my inbox is his empty as Jesus's tomb.✝️
June 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
All I'm saying is I never asked anybody to call me Daddy, but y'all weirdos made me let you do it or I couldn't hit and then all of a sudden now it's Father's Day and my inbox is his empty as Jesus's tomb.✝️
At some point the world is going to have to help the children of Israel and get them away from the abusive parents who would use them as human shields.
June 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
At some point the world is going to have to help the children of Israel and get them away from the abusive parents who would use them as human shields.
Respectfully, can we stop referring to leaning more white supremacist, misogynist, and homophobic as leaning more moderate?
June 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Respectfully, can we stop referring to leaning more white supremacist, misogynist, and homophobic as leaning more moderate?
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It is not sticking your head in the sand about fascism to think that the guys who didn’t think about where 2,000 people would sleep are maybe not operating from a position of strength
June 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It is not sticking your head in the sand about fascism to think that the guys who didn’t think about where 2,000 people would sleep are maybe not operating from a position of strength
When your city goes outside you go outside. No excuses.
June 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
When your city goes outside you go outside. No excuses.
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the people in LA putting their safety on the line right now to try and stop ICE are the bravest people we have got
June 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
the people in LA putting their safety on the line right now to try and stop ICE are the bravest people we have got
With Elon Musk threatening to expose the information against Trump made widely available in the Republican primaries of 2016 I can't help but worry that this is going to hurt the South African refugees of white genocide.
June 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
With Elon Musk threatening to expose the information against Trump made widely available in the Republican primaries of 2016 I can't help but worry that this is going to hurt the South African refugees of white genocide.